I also really shouldn’t of got out of bed today. It’s not been a good day. Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.

@canadapostcorp.bsky.social Hi cancer patient here 👋🏻, I just wanted to thank you for me having to drive out to Abbotsford and spend gas money , when I’m not feeling well to have to pick up my prescription for my cancer

Yup

America, you should be fucking ashamed of that orange blob in your fucking White House!!!!

Norm!

So, my garbage men just drove by blasting don’t stop believin by Journey 😂

If anyone finds my wallet, please let me know

Well, I didn’t have the Brooklyn Bridge and a Mexican Navy ship on my 2025 bingo card

Holy!!! oh somebody’s in trouble

Hey Alberta PSA vm.tiktok.com/ZMSRCXcRe/

Was a good day! 🦅

You got the best besties when this is the way they wake up @evilmegs.bsky.social @jasmina.bsky.social Wuvs ya dudes 🖤🖤🖤

America seriously how can you not be embarrassed by this big orange buffoon on the world stage?

Bluesky is basically like a notepad that sits on my coffee table. I write things on it and no one reads it.

Du Hast 🤘🏻

Read this America and then read it again

How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year Running over the same old ground What have we found? The same old fears Wish you were here

Oh Trump‘s taking credit for this isn’t he?

Apparently, Vancouver skies were very yummy last night 🍭🍬

Yeah, the new pope it’s all cool and everything but damn it would be really nice if @cnn.com had given this much attention and lavish, praise you know to the abuse and the residential schools in North America at the hand of the Catholic Church.

Well, it’s that time of year. I don’t leave my sunroof open unless I wanna burnt ass.

If I said you have a beautiful body Would you hold it against me? If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like the devil tonight? If I was dying of thirst Would your flowing love come quench me? If I said you have a beautiful body Would you hold it against me?

Do you think there’s a market for a single woman that eats chips in bed on onlyfans

Lucky I’m single, Eating poppapbles, vegetable ones 🙄 in bed because I fucked up we’re supposed to be sour cream and chive… I am not going back to Walmart. It took all my energy just to get there once!!

Lucky I’m single, bc I’m eating Doritos in bed

Hey PeePee how’s that wood today

There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Voting reaking of weed. I love Canada.

USA, no one cares... Canada is voting Today. #Elbowsup

If you haven’t voted, fucking vote!!!!

@cnn.com oh my God, please please stop putting Kevin O’Leary all over your station. Please Canadians can’t stand him. Don’t ever go out in a boat with him.

So my Bestie can do a loon call, can your bestie? @evilmegs.bsky.social

So I was at Crescent Beach all day enjoying life and I just heard that America is now arresting judges. Are we really going down this lane America?!?!

Does your crow go get coffee with you? #corvid #crow #birds #canada_life🇨🇦 #canadiantiktok #wildbirds

Vance did it! #Pope

Easter has to be my favourite meme day 😂

#neverconservative #Canpoli #eldowsup

#420

Did me civic duty today! Did you? Was a steady stream of people. #elbowsup #neverconsetvative #vote or shut up #Canpoli

😂 remember their stupid little stickers on the gas pumps