Stoked that the Canes can with the Stanley Cup in Vegas #SuckItVegas #CanesNation

Just had a black bear stroll through my backyard.

I just made a friend in New York through a wrong number text

he draft lottery is rigged!!!!!! Mathews to coilers for mccrybaby and possibly some pick involved. Calling it!

5 joints in less that 2hrs. Happy Day Off to me

Yasssss Ducks win Coilers lose hahahahhahahahahahha

People in garden centers and nurseries must think i'm wierd when the see me stroking the lavender plants and then smelling my hand #Relaxing

Holly fuck for the first time in 7 yrs we ran into someone smoking at the stairs #StonerSpot

Shits going down by Pitt Bridge. 6 cop cars and counting

I'm so easily amused by birds

The Twilight Bark is strong in my nieghbourhood tonight

Fucking Tree sperm

High af in Walmart rn and i created a spil in aisle 4 by flinging the hubbies coffee all over the floor

So the old Roosters Bar is turning into a Grocery Store. Shall be interesting to see what it looks like inside when open

Good news. We change our clocks in 2 weeks and it gets lighter out later!

How can you tell the game is over? Everyone is out walking thier dogs now

So who else noticed that ALL goals were scored at the same end

Good thing most of Canada is drunk so we can drown our sorrows

How's everyone's anxiety rn during this game? Remember to breath #GoingForGold #OlympicHockey

Going for Gold

love when i'm at the park and a dog shits near me. Cuz you KNOW the owner doesn't want to pick it up but because i'm there they have too 😂

I feel like I could fry eggs on my face #HotFlash

Ofcourse there are a bunch of accidents the first day back to work after the Holidays

Having an Eagle lock eyes with you is something magical

Bring on the snow! ❄️

Thankfull i planned ahead and put Pepto and Tums in our stockings this year. Much needed after Christmas Dinner #ThinkingAhead #GettingOld #MerryChristmas

It's nice to know that there are still kind people out there ❤️

"Canucks voodoo doll" was a real missed Halloween costume opportunity

Nooooo i left my umbrella on the bus 😭

At the Abby Canucks game and a go Blue Jays chant is going

Want something stuck in your head all day? What does the fox say?

If the Toronto Maple Leafs were a fire truck….

I knew wearing my EP40 jersery was a good idea today #Canucks

Tried to do my good deed for the day

Fucking eh Canucks!!!! Bing Bang Boom

It's nice to know EP40 can score, just sucks it's for the other team

Just saw a huge ass shooting star 🌠

Ugh the fireworks have started and i do not like

ARTY PARTY!!! getting the shutout on his NHL debut

Holly fuck it's way too peopley outside and it's fucking with my peace

Just finished like 6 tasks i wanted to after getting hella high. And people saysl stoners aren't productive. I get my best cleaning done while high

Traffic has been a goddam nightmare today

Just saw my first Hockey jersey in the wild. The season is close

People DO NOT know how to drive in Maple Ridge. There were at least 3-4 car accidents this morning at 530am and traffic is still fucked

Bwahahaha some dumbasses are redoing a roof in the rain

Maybe the Rapture happened and nobody went up

Star gazing

Lights are out at lougheed hwy and old dewdney right after the bridge in Pitt Meadows. Stay away if you can #Traffic

Sounds like a job for…. HANDY MAN!!!!

Gas is 1.57 in maple ridge rn