If the Toronto Maple Leafs were a fire truck….

I knew wearing my EP40 jersery was a good idea today #Canucks

Tried to do my good deed for the day

Fucking eh Canucks!!!! Bing Bang Boom

It's nice to know EP40 can score, just sucks it's for the other team

Just saw a huge ass shooting star 🌠

Ugh the fireworks have started and i do not like

ARTY PARTY!!! getting the shutout on his NHL debut

Holly fuck it's way too peopley outside and it's fucking with my peace

Just finished like 6 tasks i wanted to after getting hella high. And people saysl stoners aren't productive. I get my best cleaning done while high

Traffic has been a goddam nightmare today

Just saw my first Hockey jersey in the wild. The season is close

People DO NOT know how to drive in Maple Ridge. There were at least 3-4 car accidents this morning at 530am and traffic is still fucked

Bwahahaha some dumbasses are redoing a roof in the rain

Maybe the Rapture happened and nobody went up

Star gazing

Lights are out at lougheed hwy and old dewdney right after the bridge in Pitt Meadows. Stay away if you can #Traffic

Sounds like a job for…. HANDY MAN!!!!

Gas is 1.57 in maple ridge rn

This has been the longest week ever and it's only wednesday

I'm a 40 something, perimenoupausal woman, with post concussion symtoms. I am not to be fucked with

Hoe do people not know how to form a fucking line when waiting for the bus??

Just watched a car getting towed out of the port moody bus station 😂😂

Um.....did we just have an earth quake?? My whole house shook just now

Got a free coffee this morning

Today feels like this

It's bring your dog to the Vancouver Canadiens game today!!!!

My bus has the A/C and heat on

It's raining and it smells like warm wet pavement 😊

Getting old sucks

Great, some asshat us setting off fire crackers in my neighbour hood

I need to take my eyeball out and wash it

And now for some ice cream for the way home

Ok had to soak up all the boose with greasy fries from Pajo's

Round 2

Half a beer in and i already feel dtunk lol

It's a liquid lunch kind of day

Pretty sure i just saw a a UFO

Forsomeone who only drinks on occassion, I feel like i should be drunker thank I am

Happy birthday to me!!

When you wonder why the creepy looking dude is sitting where he's sitting. Then the creep dude on the phone walks past you saying why he was sitting where he was sitting

If you light it, they will come

Drinking on an empty stomach. Happy Monday

Great, I can't even trust my own memories now

standing in the middle of the river smoking a j with my bestie is just what i needed

I can't believe we signed Boeser!!!

New phone who dis?

Calling it now! The Oilers wont be playing Pink Pony Club in the dressing room after Florida trolled them with it after winning

Fuck hot flashes