Imagine getting thrown into a holding cell with some of Americas deadliest criminals when it comes to people accused of crimes like this POS is and you’re dressed like this?!?!

When you find yourself wondering how they managed to elect a rapist as their president, watch this.

Finished watching “The Offer” on Paramount. Absolutely loved it, I dunno why I waited so long. Fun fact, the guy that plays Pacino is going to play Stallone in “I play Rocky”

According to RFK you should drink that, and if you get sick, you're weak and probably need to be weeded out of society. Let us know how it goes!

Don’t forget to wash your fruit people… thankfully my wife does it every time she brings some home. This was today’s water…

I saw somebody call Pierre Poilievre “Sulk Slogan” and I can’t stop thinking about it… 😂😂😂

Man this legit looks kinda fun…

And that guy there,his name is Don,he’s my friend.That other guy,that’s Marco, he’s my bud.LOL and that drunk dude with no shirt on is Kash,he’s shot gunning a beer.Have you ever done that?No?It’s fun,we’ll hook up with K-Dawg later and slam a few back.Oh and there’s Karoline,I saw her tits once…

Moroccan Football club at practice yesterday…

Here’s how hockey players (some) looked in the savage 70’s, Duke Harris was 31 in this photo. He played four games with the #LeafsForever in 1967-68 and died in August 2017. I know what you’re thinking…. Man those 4 games with the Leafs sure took a lot out of him!

This mother fucker right here…. Won’t jump from the table to the floor but he’ll climb on top of our pergola and sit his fat ass on the shade!

Wow… man that was awesome

Whew, just got home. So who’d we get??? McKenna? Stenberg? Oh man I bet it was McKenna wasn’t it? Chyka went off the board and did something really stupid didn’t he??? Oh man, so excited…

It’s a bit unnerving when you go to pick up a machine for a customer, and before they let you take it they run a Geiger counter around it…..

Motorcyclists-“you guys all gotta watch out for us, one wrong move and we’re toast. So keep an eye out for us because if you hit us it’s your fault!” Also Motorcyclists…

This might even be better than watching them lose in the finals two years in a row.

When the amazon delivery guy delivers the packages you ordered directly to you and insists on taking a picture…🤣

No hats on the field….?

I’ve been watching the Vancouver Canucks to long for a 5-0 score feel safe.

I don’t watch a lot of soccer except when it’s the World Cup with the FIFA peoples… so pardon my ignorance but, why is the official wearing shoulder pads?

Motherfucker better not be messing around with this shit…

Just in case any of you are worried, I just spoke with my doctor. My prostate is “good”…. So yeah, everything’s comin up Milhouse these days.

LOL who did this?

Hey fuck you man…. I went to the gym once too!!!

I wonder if Carter Hart will just try and take the Stanley Cup anyways because he doesn’t know that no means no….

Just saw Disclosure Day… we really enjoyed it!!!

Oops, I did it again

TikTok is likely the worst place to spend any amount of time, but every so often I like to think I’ve put a smile on the face of an intelligent person somewhere in the world.

BOOM!!!

This game is infuriatingly addicting. 🏒 I just went 80-2 with: C: Joe Sakic (Nordiques · 90's) LW: Jason Blake (Maple Leafs · 00's) RW: Daniel Alfredsson (Senators · 00's) D: Bobby Orr (Bruins · 60's) D: Brad Park (Bruins · 70's) G: Marc-Andre Fleury (Golden Knights · 10's) 82and0hockey.com

So during Easter we had the wife’s family over for dinner. Tracy loves to do activities at family gatherings, usually board games. It’s her thing, this year she got us to paint each other… turned out amazing, so we hung them like a gallery would.

How is Life Labs this poorly run???

Gee I have no idea why wild animals are becoming more brazen…. Some fucking people just don’t get it.

This ain’t good at all… #MapleRidge

This guys in full “pay attention to me whilst I ignore you” mode….

Today is my last day of a mini 4 day vacation. I’ve spent the weekend getting all my spring cleaning chores done, and as a reward I get to sip my coffee beside my water feature with the cats. Not much but it’s relaxing as hell.

Our cats are a bit Bougie… it’s 100% our fault but they still let us do it.

@danmachholz.bsky.social you’re not alone… you’re no lion but you’re not alone.

Guy at work is selling a his work truck, as a joke I sent him an offer on marketplace. He laughed and I kept the convo going just so I could leave him a review… this is the review and I’m literally the funniest person ever.

Holy shit this Leafs presser is absolutely off the rails!!!

Just made a “Dad purchase”… picked up this bad boy from Costco. 2300PSI, so ya… IYKYK She’s got dual detergent tanks, so I’m not messing around here. Maybe later I’ll go put my socks and sandals on and giver her a run, you know, let the horse outta the barn as it were…

That time of year again… I fear this fellow might get destroyed. It’s been quite active around our complex and some of the neighbours don’t know how to clean up after themselves.

Film you've watched more than six times, with a gif.

My wife, I love her, she’s amazing. She’s going through perimenopause and man that shits crazy. She’s been in a mood all day, and in the middle of a hot flash she complains it’s cold because the window is open. I’m just trying not to move, hoping one of the kids fucks up and then I can relax.

Wait…. Wasn’t he going to get a bunch of people with brooms and vacuums to clean up the forest floor so there wouldn’t be any more forest fires?

Volume on for this one lol

Canucks just April Fools’d the Avs.

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just agreed to let life go on without him. I think I’ll watch Missing In Action tonight it tribute….