Haha… holy shit this is savagely accurate.

I hope the riders are all sweaty Mexicans who haven’t showered in a week that are in a bad mood because the seat is uncomfortable and they’re ready to fight anything for any reason… this would be an amazing story.

Currently watching The Naked Gun on Paramount….

I just realized Bouchards first name is Evan, but his eyes are all over the fucking place. So shouldn’t his name be Unevan Bouchard??? #Canucks

Remind me again who we’ve got scores to settle with this year? Which players cheap shot’ed our Canuck players again?

Winner winner whisky dinner…

My wife makes the world’s greatest lasagna, it literally cures cancer. (True story, neighbour had cancer 3 years ago and we gave her some and now she doesn’t… nor does Trace!) I’ve had a day so I’m really enjoying this meal. She’s the best.

Sounds like a job for…. HANDY MAN!!!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Odee is a fan…

If I were this guy I would immediately fire my agent and launch a lawsuit after seeing this graphic lol

Terminal List : Dark Wolf… so far is really really good. Maybe even better than Terminal List itself.

So you’re saying you want to take a group of people making a lower than average salary who are unable to teach American students between voting for success and voting for you, and you wanna put a gun in their hand? Have I…. Have I got that right?

No idea if BCAA is on Bluesky, but if you’re a customer of them it’s time to rethink. @BCAA do you often leave your customers out to dry? Your lack of service is disgusting, we (a family of 4) haven’t been able to use our only tub/shower for 2 months while your claims adjuster sandbags and delays.

Fucking insurance adjusters deserve all the fucking shit they get… FUCK!!!

Dealing with insurance adjusters is about as fun as clamping your nuts in a bench vice while you sodomize yourself with a Rusty pitch fork….. look inside yourself Rosemary, read the info supplied by the restoration guy and do your fucking job!

Almost 12 years I’ve been with this woman, in that time our oldest almost died, her mental health almost took her, she battled cancer, and we’ve completely renovated our place with zero arguments. And today she hits me with this…. Does she even love me at all???

….and it was glorious…

Happy Gilmore 2 is the funniest movie I’ve ever seen……. Said no one ever, but I did chuckle a few times, laughed once or twice, appreciated the humor for what it was.

I need to share something, this was just before Christmas. And I was hurting bad, everything was a struggle. One night my wife was asking me what was wrong and I broke down. I couldn’t stop crying, so hard I could hardly breathe. Life was hard and I wanted out, her support guided me… 1/

Every year around this time in our complex a swarm of flying ants takes over. It’s so bad outside, we can’t sit out there. It will last for about an hour and then they’ll disappear for a year. Nature is so weird.

LOLZ

People die in a hat, people die with a bat, people die on a matt.

Watching all these 20 something kids sign multi million dollar deals, and I just paid the City of Maple Ridge $4000 in property taxes on a 1600sq foot townhouse… my grade 2 teacher was right, I shoulda paid more attention lol.

This is just truly remarkable…

If the Islanders get a player plus TWO first overall picks for Dobson then the Canucks absolutely must explore trading a certain defenceman who will likely walk as a UFA. I hate the thought, the idea of him leaving is devastating but the haul they would get is a huge plus.

It’s been 24 hours since the Canucks brought Kane into the fold. And I just can’t get over how disappointed I am in this ownership and management group. Kane has proven over and over how much he lacks in humility, maturity, and character. First time in my life I’m not looking forward to a new season

What a time to be alive….

If Corey Perry wants to stop the Panthers Stanley cup runs he should sign with them as a free agent this summer…

And THIS ladies and gentleman is why you do NOT cheer for another team to win just because your team is out of the playoffs. If you want the cup back in Canada then cheer for YOUR team to bring it back…. This concludes my Ted Talk.

Sucking so bad you get “Na Na’d” out of the arena.

How bad do you have to be to lose to the same team two years in a row, man what a bunch of LOSERS lol.

Land speed records being broken at ridge meadows hospital today… never thought I’d see the day where I’d be admitted and discharged in the same hour. (Yes I’m fine, I’ve got a cyst and it got infected so they drained it.)

Man it really bothers me how it seems like everyone is SO behind the Oilers this year. In 2011 it seemed like anyone outside of this province HATED the Canucks. And THAT is why I’ll only ever cheer for the Canucks, and everyone else to just lose.

Aaaaaaand you’ve just cursed the team. Nice job buds…

I bet this is how Connor is feeling right about now…

Chuck and Odee patio days…

My homemade mango salsa, my wife’s pesto pasta salad, and a glizzy… life is pretty good and it ain’t even the weekend yet.

I can’t figure out if people’s stupidity when they get behind the wheel is their fault or ICBCs fault. But it’s next level for sure…

And how’s your day so far?

Speechless…

And somehow I’m the unsafe one if I have a marker light out?!?!

@danmachholz.bsky.social …. Can you confirm?!?!

I don’t understand why all the Leafs fans are leafing…? Don’t they wanna see the handshake line?

No way Shanahan walks back in this rink at training camp with the same core…. They can’t keep doing this.

My favourite time of year in pictures…

I’m approaching my mid 50’s, and today i have officially become a statistic. A very serious statistic… while cleaning in my garage i was the victim of a vicious and unprovoked shark attack. I was cleaning this and while putting it back it “bit” me. I am a fighter, this will not stop me.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail…. Still just as funny