People urgently need to look at Reform completely shitting the bed in Kent, and view this as a microcosm of the absolute devastation they would wreak to the UK if they won a general election. Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.

Even I thought this was one of mine!

Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO. Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though. #CelebrityTraitors

I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game. #CelebrityTraitors

Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end

Predictions for next ep of #CelebrityTraitors 1. Nick murdered on the chess board. Too smart, has to go. 2. Traitors line up against Joe M. Joe loses his shit at the round table and makes one of Lucy, Celia or Kate feel awkward enough to give him a fourth vote. 3. Joe banished, head explodes.

I’m not asking for much, I just want Trump to come to 10 Downing Street and make a pass at a housemaid that Starmer really fancies, and then everything should be fine.

Animals truly are wonderful. 😍

If you’re on Dr Jane Goodall’s shit list and she tells you that she wants you off the planet, that’s when you know you’re the baddies.

Well, looks like the only chance USA has got to win the Ryder Cup is to get ICE to storm the course tomorrow and lock up the European team as illegal immigrants.

Incredible golf from Team Europe today. The thought of those obnoxious spectators who tried every shitty piece of gamesmanship in the book from the sidelines, going home miserable, makes me so happy.

Props to Justin Thomas for having the sportsmanship and class to tell all the mouth-breathers heckling McIlroy to shut the fuck up when approaching his putt. By all means, cheer when your guy makes a putt; and cheer when your opponent misses. But FFS have the decency to keep quiet before the putt.

MAGA 3.5 v 8.5 EUR McIlroy is heckled by a dickhead spectator as he is taking a putt, has to reset, misses to jeers and cheers. Lowry sinks a monster putt to win the hole, goes right up to the heckler beating his chest and tells him to go fuck himself. #RyderCup

The American fans at the Ryder Cup are absolutely gross, just the worst of the worst

Timeline cleanser

That should be the end of Bethell’s test career for a little while. Absolute shit-for-brains shot. #ENGvIND

TL;DR: I am definitely in the Epstein files, boys and girls, but HEY LOOK OVER HERE INSTEAD This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve

LOL 🤣

I’m not a betting man, but if I was, I’d probably be even less likely to bet on Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize, after he like actually started a USA v Iran war yesterday

I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙 Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬

I love thunderstorms. I’ve loved them ever since I was a little kid. But I have never wanted a thunderstorm to happen as much as I want one to happen in the Washington DC area this weekend.

Not all heroes wear capes.

😂👇

It’s like veep but much much much stupider

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite

The key difference between the old UK government and the current US government is that when the UK tried to do this with Rwanda, the Supreme Court told them “you can’t” and even though they bitched and moaned, at least the old UK government recognized the court’s authority and the rule of law.

Oh Dan. You’ve had a shocker, here. #DailyMail #DailyFail

Timeline cleanser and reminder that there are in fact still a lot of decent, good and kind people in the USA

We are now in a world where the President of the United States doesn’t actually ever have to deliver anything at all for his country. He merely has to put out a post on his own social media company that it has already been delivered. Lies = Truth.

How can it be possible that such a relatively tiny number of evil and worthless people are causing so much pain and suffering for the entire world? If you had a wasps nest in your house you’d exterminate it, right? Why isn’t someone just doing that? Metaphorically speaking obviously …

For Americans who didn’t get the joy of living through the Truss/Kwarteng budget, this is the point where the government starts to call the stock market left-wing and/or woke.

ETA to enter UK - Cost: £16 - Lasts: 2 years - Covers: 1 country - Introduction: non-EU citizens already, EU from April 2 - RW papers: silent or supportive ETIAS to enter EU - Cost: 7 euro - Lasts: 3 years - Covers: 27 countries - Introduction: 2026? - RW papers: beside themselves with rabid fury

How many rockets need to get blown to smithereens before we all finally accept that he just isn’t very good at this

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. And since Little Marco doesn’t want us to remember this, please repost it so others can see what a raging hypocrite he is. @calltoactivism.bsky.social

Putin’s lifelong dream was to somehow separate the US from NATO. But how to break up a strong alliance that stood for 80 years and continued to expand? There really was only one way to do it, he figured it out a decade ago, and played the long game. Now his guy will do it.

Everything - EVERYTHING he touches turns to dogshit

What a tremendously chaotic and exciting game of rugby football that was 🏉 #ENGvFRA

The Colombians blinked first. Canada and Mexico didn’t. Good on them. Every single country in the world needs to follow their example and immediately impose identical retaliatory tariffs. The only way to deal with bullies is to stand up to them.

Good morning to everyone except those people who thought “it was just a Roman salute”. You lot can get fucked.

Jesus Christ, he is actually insane.

Genuinely can’t wait to see Armani getting shit-canned by her fellow traitors in Ep 3. #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Every year The Traitors serves up one person who is genuinely thick as pig shit with utterly ludicrous theories based on nonsense evidence. This year, it’s Livi. Wow. #Traitors

Wondering how Trump is going to pay his respects to Jimmy Carter. Probably with snide digs about giving up the Panama Canal.

maybe we need to start a rumor that the software engineers are EATING THE DAWGS

Years from now, history will absolutely judge who decided to kiss Trump’s arse, versus those who stuck to their principles. Four horrible years to come, but many more to follow after they are done.

The Hunter pardon feels a bit like a boxer who has consistently respected the Queensbury Rules whilst fighting an opponent with horseshoes in his boxing gloves, whilst a braying crowd cheer on. So at the end of the bout he throws in a dick punch. Big and clever? No. Understandable? Absolutely.