This shit was incredibly illuminating. It’s only 4 min long and it’ll help you get a better grasp on what navigating a screen reader is like

One thing about us is we love to see it

STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND POST YOUR CAT ON LEASH

Bro someone tried to convince me John James Audubon’s ol slave ownin, grave robbin, skull-bump touchin self was of “mixed” Haitian descent 💀 like pls be fr

My study organism in grad school, Toxoplasma gondii. The tattoo is 13 or 14 years old at this point, so it's starting to fade a little. Organelles that I studied are highlighted. Love a good nerdy tattoo.

If you were a white guy, and you were considering writing a self-help book about navigating your midlife crisis, and you wanted to give it the worst possible name for such a book, I guarantee you that the best you could manage is a tie for first place. Because "The Middle Passage" already exists.

Goodmorning. Meritocracy is a myth. Have a great day.

Maybe y'all will listen to Danya 👇🏽

White people with codes: please notice how a lot of Black people on this app keep saying things like, “we need more Black people on this app.” (If you’re not hearing this, follow more Black folks.) We want this to be the just, equitable space it can be, ya? You already know how you can help.

Birb watching

tag urself i’m #4

Embrace Squidification

Tag yourself. I’m the one with the very long tail who has lost all his green from stress.

“you don’t hate Mondays; you hate capitalism” @upstreampodcast.bsky.social is in the BUILDING

Me and my frogs at the turn up

Me: Ahah! A new platform! I shall be able to start again! Be professional! Bluesky peeps: Goatse! Alf penis! Gonads! Me: Ah well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Here's my (absolutely real) chocolate starfish, Pentagonaster pulchellus.

If a snake were to shake hands would it use the tail, coils, or head? Discuss.

We’re pretty new to the platform but if you like to hear fun stories about bein in nature give us a lil follow 🤠 silly adventure are to be had

What’s good, everyone! For those who haven’t heard of us: we’re a storytelling podcast sharing stories and laughs about our experiences in science and nature. We’re setting out to normalize and amplify Black, brown, and Indigenous voices in this mf while doin a lil nature shitposting. Get at me

Touched a sweet soft lil leaf today

I love being nice :) I love stopping myself from looking up something mean or horrible by asking do u really want to cast a vote for this version of yourself

Is being earnest allowed on Blue Sky? I'm not really into irony.

Infants Geckos 🤝

I pour myself a cup of coffee. "computer. what are the users up to today?" computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"

Hellthread them.

Seinfeld posting on the Bluesky

What’s good, everyone! For those who haven’t heard of us: we’re a storytelling podcast sharing stories and laughs about our experiences in science and nature. We’re setting out to normalize and amplify Black, brown, and Indigenous voices in this mf while doin a lil nature shitposting. Get at me

WE IN HERE