Wouldn’t it be EXCEPTIONAL if Reeves stands up on Wednesday and announces rejoining the EU. I reckon I would literally piss myself; just for the look on a certain few faces would be worth it. And I would celebrate till NY and beyond.

That vacuous excuse for a journo (although she’s actually just a presenter) Kate Garraway asked if Labour did enough to push for earlier lockdown 🤦🏼‍♀️ Fucking hell, they just can’t accept their Tory heroes were and are utter c*nts.

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

Too little, too late. No shit 🤦🏼‍♀️ If anyone in corporate world designed Eat Out To Help Out, they’d be up for corporate manslaughter. (Quite apart from the name proving they were utterly out of touch with the majority of people, or have never had the pleasure because nobody wants to shag a Tory 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Really? A manufactured story 🤦🏼‍♀️ Do we have any proper journos in the UK? You know, ones who investigate & report the news, not create the news. news.sky.com/story/budget...

Vulnerable claimants moved to Universal Credit with specialist help, as Government puts those who need it most at heart of delivery

Tell you what MSM, why don’t you just wait for the budget instead of creating your own nonsense stories? Ffs journos, you might as well just have “hates Labour” in your bios.

@viviane49.bsky.social I hope you don’t mind, but I screenshot your weekly summaries - today one numpty on Threads asked me to name one thing Labour have done, I don’t think he was expecting a barrage of screenshots 🤣😂 I did credit you, and suggested he follows you! (Sorry!!)

School attendance In their 1st year, Labour efforts saw school attendance in England increase by 5.3m days, with 140k fewer persistently absent pupils. The state of attendance they inherited was abysmal. It has improved. But it's not enough. So they are launching a new attendance roadmap. 1/2

When 🍊💩 is spouting shit about nobody understanding magnets, why does NOBODY in the room call him out? Because the wrong people are in the room? Decent news channels should give press passes to the vocal majority for a day and see how long he lasts.

If 🍊💩 continues with this nonsense threat to sue the BBC, we just get the former 🫅 Andrew to spill the beans on r*ping kids 🤷🏼‍♀️

People resign when the Beeb is accused of left wing bias, but rabid fascists like Kuennesberg and Mason can keep platforming Deform? Got it.

What the MSM won’t tell you..

I reckon if you’re part of ICE you should be very, very worried. You’re going to prison and you’ll be there with 🍊💩 - he’s not going to save you. Following orders is no defence.

I for one am shocked to find that the reason Twitter is now a cesspool of hatred and bile is because that is what is being deliberately cultivated by the ketamine-addled Nazi man-child who owns it.

The 🍊💩 must be crapping himself right now. Good. news.sky.com/story/andrew...

Move along now, nothing to see here.... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

@pippacrerar.bsky.social Poppies? That’s your hill now? 🤦🏼‍♀️

The funniest thing about “tax wealth” is that people getting all shitty aren’t wealthy - they’re the ones who *think* they’re wealthy, because it soothes their egos to be seen as rich. The truly wealthy wouldn’t even notice a tax.

Oh, ok... We WON'T repost, will we...?

Labour have been busy over the last few days. #LabourAchievements

It very much looks like the single person involved in the horrific train stabbings was seriously mentally ill. So let’s stop with the racism and accept that, while truly utterly horrific, this was an isolated incident. What we witnessed were extraordinary examples of human kindness yesterday.

Reeves has a massively important job and so leaves one thing for her husband and another bloke to do. ONE BLOODY THING and they fuck it up. THIS is why women are fucking knackered all the time 🤦🏼‍♀️

HM Queen paid £12m on his behalf, all titles removed - but yeah, he’s still saying he’s not guilty? Like fuck he’s not.

When will this trickle down economics thing start working, because I’ve got a credit card bill to pay…

Badenoch hacked a website, Reeves corrected an error. If you think they’re the same thing, or that Reeves’ “crime” is somehow worse, then you’re a prize fucking moron and you deserve the label.

Is anyone having this issue with WhatsApp? Notifications of msgs are coming through on the lock screen but the App won’t open. Have offloaded & reloaded the app, App & iOS are up to date, WiFi strong, rebooted phone. Can’t login via web as it sends a code to your WhatsApp to verify you. Help!!!

Pass it on.

Stolen from FB

Just finished the latest series of Slow Horses. Utterly brilliant - the writing, acting, & storyline. Gary Oldman obvs is incredible, but everything is just perfect.

Yeah, Reform really are the party of the common people. They are taking the piss out of the hard working people in the UK and they’re rubbing their fucking hands in delight that it’s being sucked up so eagerly. They are not your friends, they are scammers and grifters.

Big day for #LabourAchievements yesterday. They’re busy #FixingBritain for ordinary people. Investing in our schools, helping families with winter bills and improving buses. 👏👏👏

😂🤣😂 Everything about this photo is fake! Real people my arse. Do they really think we’re all thick as shit deformers?

Can we just stop saying asylum seekers are in “hotels” because it’s really getting the gammon worked up - they’re just buildings that used to be hotels. Nobody is getting spa treatments and buffet breakfast Karen.

Surely it’s profit from criminal activity? I can’t wait till she’s in grey sweats at His Majesty’s pleasure.

How was Kamala Harris convinced to be interviewed by fascist Deformer #LauraKuenssberg? Even Supt Ted Hastings knew you had to be interviewed by someone ranking higher. K*ntssberg is Harris’ inferior by many, many ranks. Harris is Champion’s League vs Fascist nobber’s primary school 2nd team sub.

Fartage doesn’t want to be PM - he’d have to actually do some work & give up his very lucrative other jobs.He really wants to strut around causing trouble, talking shit, & disrupting the country.Another old white man in this world who should be ignored because he’s irrelevant to the vast majority.

I worked with a wonderful Yorkshireman who used “love” as a term of endearment - you absolutely could not be offended by it. Fartage uses it as a weapon - because he’s a twat.

Anyone still on Twatter? Why…?!

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Presumably the developers who write school apps don’t have kids, have never been to school, nor have any communication skills. Honestly, functionality is usually woeful.

The right: “We have a huge problem with migrants not speaking English, this is unacceptable!” Also the right: “English lessons for migrants? Get rid of it, no one wants this.” Please, for the love of all things holy, make this make sense!

I think we found the Epstein files…someone ate them…

The thing is, Nige, it’s not about you, despite how desperate you are to make it so. You are a lying, cheating, grifter; a traitor; a shit stain on 🍊💩’s nappy.

Does anyone have a list of the lies that Reform Ltd have told… I can’t face researching this bullshit, and I feel sure someone has already been through that pain! TIA.

Oh god that hand-pat. Such a seemingly innocuous move but I bet every single woman knows what it means and how it feels. There’ll be some who deny it (for some insane reason, MAGA?), but they know.

Well, this is awkward for Reform… More questions to answer about Nathan Gill and Russia?

Who’s the prick on SkyNews in the sports jacket? Cocky fucker talking bollox.

Sarah Pochin of Reform up to her tricks again with misleading video... Statement from a volunteer- run boxing club...