(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

man

let’s have a great weekend!

I have received a prophetic vision…

if we’re being honest, it’s been a rough year with a lot of rogue spotify moments so I’m just really glad fireflies by owl city didn’t make the cut

school photos :,)

been seeing WAY too many wrapped screenshots with a bar song in the top 5. keep that shit to yourself

me in the family group chat

my 7lb chihuahua bullies me

having a dog is awesome. I lost my makeup sponge a week ago and just found it in my bed

YOOOOO you guys don’t even know I GOT MARRIED (unless you follow me on instagram then you know)

noticing a theme

first thanksgiving post-election

I paid an Etsy witch $6 to put a curse on elon yesterday. Just making sure I cover all of my bases

it is important for everyone to use the same name and picture so that this transition is as easy as possible for me. that should be the goal here. my user experience

all right let’s try this bluesky thing out again

i manifested this

nobody understands jason bateman like i do

nobody understands lana del rey like i do

nobody understands dreams by fleetwood mac like i do

me if pooping more than 3 times in a day was illegal

photos in my camera roll

how free is speech on this website

family guy is the best show ever created and i will not be taking any feedback at this time

u poop with that ass?

i had a good day today :)

pussy from a girl who learned how to use a grill for the first time today

i have a confession. i turn into an absolute slut when i hear hungry like the wolf. that song activates me in ways my ex could only dream of

i think el*n should be wrapped in a meat dress and then dropped in the ocean for sharks to find actually. that weird little teenage man needs to be dealt with

maybe don’t do this

i love this app it’s another platform for me to be annoying on but with a much smaller audience

god came to me in a dream last night to tell me to tell you that you’re all clinically insane

ted k*czynski was so baby girl coded

thinking about the first date i went on with this guy who told me within the first half hour into the date that he tried to convert to mormonism for his ex (who he’s still in love with) and then cheated on her dozens of times

it’s so freeing so say things with only 3 followers

is this a safe space to say idk who wes anderson is