I do science, so yes. >m<

The most expensive cookies in the universe.

#FerengiFriday #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekMemes

People ask why I visit Garak so often. He seems to be the only one who knows how to make my britches fit comfortably enough to supply room for my tail. Now if only the lab chairs were more accommodating. ToT

Working late in the lab so I ordered a pizza. The delivery guy looked very much like Quark with a flimsy mustache on made of what looked like an old bar towel. I'm not one to judge but he asked for a huge tip. I don't carry cash so I gave him a retired student microscope.

Depends on who's reading it! It'd be all about hydroponics and space station food.

The annual Dance Off happened again. We thought for sure Morn would clean up again but Rom came in out of nowhere and wiped out the competition. I had no idea he could wear stilettos let alone dance with them!

Who left this on my bunk!? ///n///!!

Because I'm up in space!

Planet side warnings include things like tornado, typhoon, and storm watches/warnings. On the station we get "Mass Vole Migration" and "Yamok Sauce Pipeline Leak". You know, you'd THINK we'd've found all the pipes for it, but nooooo... Suddenly, we're all very flavorful!

There is not enough of my head to slam into the top of this desk. I'll need to borrow someone else's.

Always. ;m;

We were invaded by a Borg cube, but the weird thing was that they didn't demand we stop resisting. Instead the collective demanded we update our firmware! They spent hours digging into our system, swore at it a lot, and then Engineering felt so vindicated they just let them keep doing it!

Wouldn't you just need a strong magnet to win?

A hamster. All I want to do is eat and sleep.

Yes, one of the chefs in the Promenade food stalls keeps making fun of my recipes. >n> So WHAT if I like yamok sauce?? There's BUCKETS of it! No one else was eating it!! ...But I'm not bitter.

Current mood.

Ewwww... icky illogical human emotions!! 😅🖖🏻💜😉

Clerk or Merchant! I like watching the numbers go up and down.

Same.

Garak's mad again.

What's my favorite cookie? There's a kind of cookie the Klingons make for any holiday, even funerals! It's got gagh in it but it makes the edges so crispy and the inside still soft. So good! Getting hungry just thinking about them. ;o; FEED ME!

Do I have any piercings? .... Not on purpose! ;o;! I don't wear jewelry, it's really a bad idea around so much equipment. Morn collects enough for all of us, though! Don't ask him to show you unless you want to see the FULL gallery!

Day 155 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets #SesameStreet

Do I have any tattoos? Yeah, it was a mermaid in a bottle but like... I don't remember where it was because the hair grew back and I've been mended a few times since then.

There aren't any seasons to speak of on a station, but nobody told my fur that. I've been shedding like crazy! Garak's asked me to save it for him. I insisted my fur isn't good for much and he said I wasn't thinking creatively enough.

Just to make you feel awkward, here's Data in a red uniform.

Something not from the replicator every now and then is nice.

I'll be taking a course on Earth customs, one of which is learning to dye eggs with Worf. At least, that's what the ad on the bulletin said! I bet he's really good at it!

Morn's latest podcast was a real deep dive! It really got me thinking about what I'd do in that situation. I don't think I've ever been stuck off planet after a party so wild I woke up with six tattoos and three new spouses.

I fell asleep at my desk and now there's the imprint of a prototype ore sample scanner on my face! ;o;!

So bored waiting on these test results that I'm baking a small batch of cookies on the tube furnace coils. Smells of warm vanilla and ennui. An odd combination, but this ennui's got chocolate chips.

The station is talking about something about it being Friday the 13th on Earth. I'm not sure I experienced anything during my academy days! I mean, things explode, catch fire, and gain sentience on such a daily basis that any bad luck would have to step up its game!

Did you know? The length of this song is exactly the amount of time it takes to sterilize my lab equipment before I go on duty? I play it every time! It's also a really good test to see how long it takes before anyone breaks into the lab and tries to strangle me.

Lonesome in a station full of people. I mean, I started naming my favorite petri dishes. The doc won't let me stick googly eyes on them.

We don't really get a Spring Break, so another ensign and I put together our version of MTV Spring Break with a replica 90's South Padre Island. Morn's competing in our Beauty and the Beach contest! He's gonna win hands down.

I have to! This station is never stable.

Noooo! My lab results exploded! ;o;!!

The other ensigns have introduced me to something called Pokemon and installed it on my PADD. How am I supposed to get any work done between that and my Tamagotchi??

Spring is in the air! No, really! I was tasked with testing the ventilation for signs of allergens and mold. One mold asked for my identification first, so cheeky.

Nope! But I do train the voles for the Vole Olympics.

Played in snow for the first time. Well... WATER snow. Snow from other elements tickles a little too much.

The curse of being a #StarTrek fan: No picture of the Golden Gate bridge looks right without some shuttles in the sky... 😉🖖

Inspections are... different on this station. Particularly with the lab. We use what we can and on a bit of a budget because it's too expensive to replace everything that gets blown up, melted, burnt... phased into another time line... Anyway, anyone seen our inspector?

Quark's hosting a wet t-shirt contest and Morn is just blowing the competition away!

For some reason our lieutenant was up since the early morning posting up messages after message to our PADDs while out on an away mission. He called it "ship posting". I would have complained but one of the admirals with him was doing it too!

For the most part! Garak likes to bribe me with food if threats don't work but only for little things like catching voles to have them fitted for tiny suits.

I have to! Sometimes in two different languages because the lab equipment came with the station.

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