I won't stop teasing until you get me pregnant >:3

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Clown girls for spooky season

This grandpa was at my bar at the hotel and kept giving me huge tips all night. I think he thought I was hot and could tell I’m strapped for cash. When leaving, he told me to come to his room when I’m off if I wanted to make some more…

Oiled and ready 🥰

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

Zohran Mamdani tells CNN: "If Netanyahu comes to deliver a speech at the United Nations General Assembly in New York next year while I am mayor, I will move to honour the ICC arrest warrant issued in The Hague against him, just as I would against Putin. He is responsible for the genocide in Gaza.”

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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

In all seriousness, publishers are going to have to figure out how to market books in the post-social-media landscape. That should be an implicit part of their job. What authors/artists can do on their own is increasingly limited and siloed.

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

I think you can get old without becoming insane but it's almost impossible to become rich without doing so

it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

having been through roughly 472 of these cycles already I am pretty sure this is just another round of the Forever War between bluesky users and bluesky mods but just in case: I am not moving to fucking mastodon

Burger King abandoned its 'Creepy King' mascot, the one with the uncanny valley face and bizarre commercials, because it was too scary for families with young children who would end up at McDonald’s instead. bit.ly/4h2xppV

I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him

this is an all timer of a Florida Man story drunk Florida Man goes to the wrong house, breaks in, is immediately beaten up by an even purer Florida Man who does MMA

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Dolphins In Hudson River Now Threatened By Radioactive Waste #environment hudsonvalleypost.com/are-hudson-r...

RFK Jr was very active in cleaning up the Hudson River in NY, pre-worm. I wonder what he thinks of this now. The feds can decide to dump radioactive waste directly into the river...and apparently there is not much judges can do about it...Keep fighting. dailyvoice.com/connecticut/...

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I want you to slide inside me and leave me full of cum

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i can't drive, don't want to, and shouldn't, but even my friends who DO have cars are constantly saying "oh, i don't want to go out, i don't want to deal with parking" or running into complete disaster when their car breaks down or whatever. we are so trapped!!

I preordered Hello Sunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social while I was in Oakland helping out my Popo (at the excellent Walden Pond Books). It took me a few days to finish it, not because it wasn’t an absolute page turner but because a) it’s actually quite thick, b) I really had to linger… 🧵

Hello Sunshine is a horror mystery GN about a boy who comes back from bible camp to find out that his secret boyfriend, Alex, is missing after a very public mental breakdown. #comics Available now!! www.thenovl.com/titles/keezy...

Great article. - scrolling without the doom - just moderate why don't you - you can check out anytime you like "Once people understand that they can build pretty much anything on top of atproto, I think things are going to get delightful and different." newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/noth...

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I am so brave.

had another wonderful chat with my friend @bencollins.bsky.social (a.k.a Tim Onion) about The Onion's wonderfully absurd and truly hilarious 20 minute mockumentary, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (google the title at your own risk!) www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...