Saw the movie Good Boy today. It was very good. More sad than scary but great nonetheless. Also, that dog is a better actor than most people yet less training than all of them.

I just wish this flesh pocket would close so I can stop watching it so closely

Jury duty: Clerk: Number? Me: 124 Clerk: ....(deadname)? Me: .....yeahhh :/ Clerk behind her: (snortlaugh)

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to relax. Like, truly relax. Like, "I might turn into a puddle" levels of relaxed. Like, "I had to make sure I was empty to avoid an oopsie" levels of relaxed. In other news, there's lightning and sirens outside. Isn't nature beautiful?

I worry about names of things sounding lazy when I write but then I remember there's a town called Smyrna. I find comfort in that

I can't believe we, as a society, allowed Marsha to treat Jan like that. This is where we went wrong. Marsha should be held accounable!

This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10

Divine bone shard indeed...

Writing is 99% self-loathing and beating yourself up and 1% getting down a good sentence and being like, yeah that one's a banger.

In troubling times, people experiencing high stress or crippling anxiety deal with it in different ways. Some have a therapist, some have a deep breathing exercise & some even have a personal mantra. I have a Mabel.

Reading On Writing and being surprised when I read something that makes me go "huh." As if I'm shocked that one of the most famous writers of our time would say something profound...

I've had 99 Red Balloons stuck in my head on loop for the past 24 hours. No song will knock it free

"Amatuer Hour in the White House" is going to be the title of a book someday. It'll read like fiction. It won't be.

Porunga enjoying TV or just staring at a wall. It's anyone's guess.

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

The southern snowfall is almost making me miss the north. I forgot how pretty it is. Like the hot girl at the bar. Then it freezes you out and crashes your car. Like the hot girl at the bar

We need more of these tbh

Never watched squid game before. I can see what the hype’s about. I just don’t get why so many people seem to miss the message it’s so blatantly portraying.

Those rocket money ads are weird. "Guess how many subscriptions you have!" Bitch, why do YOU know that?

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him

My two types of favorite characters: 1)The one with a backstory/personality I can relate to on a deep level and 2) I just think they're neat

Happy Yule to anyone who celebrates. For those who don't: Happy Saturday. Also, everyone, be nice to retail workers? No one you talk to gets paid enough to deal with holiday bullshit

The brain is such an advanced amazing thing. And yet, it can still be the most dramatic little shit in all of existence.

"Would that character wear a crop top?" Is my new favorite game. Watch a show and play it with your friends!

Fantastic show

#booksky #memes #plottwist

This applies to more than just indie games. Makes me wonder if "target demographic" is shifting overall.

Started listening to White Trash Warlock by David R. Slayton. It's not bad so far. Apparently, it's gonna be off audible soon, which is concerning

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

I would very much like to go to sleep right now, but I got shit to do. Is this the modern-day Duality of Man?

"Shit, I made a mess," I say as I look at the main character of a story I'm writing.

Here is a nice mushroom

Have you ever gone over to a place where they just keep forcing food down your throat no matter how many times you say you're full? In unrelated news, I'm in pain

Remember, today is the day Americans fed and housed illegal immigrants. I'm sure your racist aunt will enjoy this reminder!

Bearded dragons fall asleep in the same manner as toddlers. Just.... wherever they happen to be? I'm gonna sleep there