This is for all of my homies at the Osage Nation

Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine https://theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text-thread-to-see-if-any-of-his-13-kids-has-ketamine/

╔══════════════════╗ TEMP PINNED 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮​ ！ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴄᴇʟᴏᴛʟ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀ ɪᴢᴄᴀʟʟɪ #FateRP | #TypeMoonRP | #FGORP ╚══════════════════╝

you'll never catch me driving a tesla where the battery is dogshit in the winter and has a chance to cut off your fingers if the hinges freeze over. also, the infrastructure to switch to electric is not yet viable, especially after the cancellation of the supercharger network. im being serious.

$6 A GALLON FOR GAS!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAS THATS BEEN ABUSED. GIVE ME THE GAS FROM THE DINOSAURS ABANDONED BY ITS PARENTS. GAS THAT WAS SPLURTED FROM ASTROTURF GRASS, TRAPPED IN THE DARKNESS FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS WITH COVID 1 BUBBLING IN THERE. FUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THAT AI GENERATED. FUCK

FIX THE GAS PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUTOMATIC FOLLOW

The United States of America should legalize marijuana in all 50 states federally, legalize it completely, and let us grow smoke or sell as we choose. Like this post if you agree with me. www.ziplok.net

Fake ass fan. I'm not even on this list.

I HAVE A STORY BONUS. PLOT RELEVANT AFTER TWO YEARS (aside from that one time I made a cameo in Summer).

Nasu, where's the canon dick size tierlist.

If you're a baby who was just born and you're already crying, sorry but you're not gonna make it

I love King Tut. More people should kiII themselves every time they do a skill or their NP.

We need the money, brother. I spent all your money on gambling.

Lostbelt 7 is coming to FGO NA next month.

HOW LONG IS THIS FUCKING EVENT. I'M TIRED OF GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES. WHERE THE FUCK AM I.

テスデイつめあわせシールだよ〜！！！！！！

こっちでもあげちゃう！可愛いシール描けた！ちっちゃいシール5種類詰め合わせがあります！

テスデイ　デ吸いのコーナー

テスデイ　過去絵

クリスタアプデしてウォーターマークとノイズ入れられるようになった記念 テ神とテスデイ絵（テが上裸だからセンシティブにするけど性的ではない場合…）

( whistling as he's making a late night steak ) last christmas ~ i gave you my heart~ but the very next moment~ you freaked out and passed out~~

|| this website now has 20 million users! 🎉 Expect this website to be buggy a bit lol.

( sipping it ) "This is a war crime actually."

´¯`·.·★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷 ★·.·`¯´ 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓾𝓮𝓲𝓭 𝓑𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓭 🌑 Experienced RP writer 🌒 Writer is over 21 🌓 Literate and detailed 🌔 SFW/NSFW 🌕 Tags #FGORP #FateRP

me when people don't wanna kiII each other no more:

ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 ― 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 、𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ？ ᅠ ᅠᅠ #_𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐚 ᅠ ᅠᅠ #FATERP ᅠ ᅠᅠ #MYTHRP ᅠ ᅠᅠ #MVRP ᅠ ᅠᅠ #NSFW

✿˚❀ ⋆ ℝ𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝔽𝕦𝕛𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕦 ⋆ ❀˚✿ · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ℝℙ 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕠 · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ SFW/NSFW RP account · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Not new to RP · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Literate and detailed 𝕋𝕒𝕘𝕤 · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ #FateRP #FGORP

my banner is next month. merry christmas from uncle tezca. party at mictlampa but the way to get there is a bullet in your head.

⠀ ེ ┊ 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢.❜ ⠀ ┈── ❨ Oda Nobunaga ❩ ࿐࿔ 　 𝓐 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲. 　　⠀⠀↻—♡

daybit: only one thing worse than a servant. ( removes tape on the word child to reveal "child servant" ) me: a child. daybit: daybit: well, you're not wrong.

( @belovedangel.bsky.social ) There can be a sun in the abyss, or even gold, but only for two days in a year, and most importantly ー the dead shall return briefly. You're allowed to believe in real magic, even if you don't see any of it. (...)

i do love her.

Stress testing new Servants by seeing how many normal, 9mm bullets they can take before they croak over and get desummoned.

"Let the show begin~" 🕊️#HSRRP account! MVRP and OC friendly as well! 🕊️Nonlewd, but NSFW due to crude humor and whatnot so MDNI! 🕊️Not new to RP or HSRRP, but first time writing a canon HSR muse! (Same writer as IdolaHarmonia on Twt!) 🕊️More info soon, but likes and RTs appreciated!

masturbating in fetal position is not ok, not normal and a strong indicator of a feeble, wicked mind. they wont tell you that shit on reddit

im told Rudy & Mayor Pete are putting aside the politics to smoke Crack and start a pussy getting bus tour. Our coutnry needs this right now