Without downloading new pics, What's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Your white blood cells aren't combatting multicellar parasites? Eosinophil issue.

My special sandwich mayonnaise got pushed to back of the fridge and now I've invented horseradish flavoured ice cream. It's really good.

Yawn. A lot of people don't realise that Kaiju hibernate. We are the original summer blockbusters.

roar

Happy New Year Will I destroy the financial district in 2026? Will I make the people happy?

I am currently laid up sick on yet more antibiotics, but thank you to everyone who donated, I'll message you all once I'm well enough. We've put a stretch goal on to cover the platform fees (whoops) and recovery costs. You can read Chris' update below the original message. Much love.

I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.

Folks, it would be hugely appreciated if you could help James raise the money they need to get this sorted. Please donate if you can and share it about.

I'm having a hard time arguing with people in the Green Party about the Green Women's Declaration. Does anyone have an article on who these people are and why they aren't just "concerned women wanting dialogue"?

Owls have a hoot that means "I'm sick of your shit." I often hear our local owl pair call to each other when they hunt. I was outside and one was in a tree above me. Where are you? Silence Where are you? Silence Where are you? Then from the same tree: I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE! OH MY GOD!

Jacket Potato Time

Incompetent intelligence asset and all-round failure Paul Mason is pushing ID cards. I was already against them but now I'm ready to fight and die to prevent this from happening.

Bond will be a 'fresh faced' British actor

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

What I'm wearing to the rapture

Hello, kiffeyeh restock if anyone is interested

Incredible. Your Party doesn't exist yet and has already split We put these useless fuckers in charge of our lives and this is how we are repaid. With disdain We are all getting rounded up and sent to the camps and the worst part is we will have to hear these dickheads arguing when we get there.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

You must replace one Oscar-winning performance with a Muppet. Who gets swapped? Lew Zealand for Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):

Tick tock Sir Keir… tick fucking tock.

Yeah, I'm an SJW. Seaside Junkfood Waster

Labour Phase 1: shit on your supporters Phase 2: start to ... wait fuck, oh no, shit. Let's do a reshuffle. Phase 3: okay, right we will ... What? Definitely a paedophile you say? Phase 4: how long do we have to do this? 4 more years? fml

Zarah still needs to win the argument against the reactionary elements within Your Party but at least she is clear about her vision for it. (Apologies for pod save the UK. I watch it so you don't have to.)

Have we ruled out the possibility that the French bombed Greta Thunberg because of her opposition to nuclear weapons?

This has given me an idea.

Slightly diminish a book The Hobbyist

I've missed having Jeremy on TV.

Hypnotic

If you didn't hear the alert does that mean the government doesn't think you are worth warning?

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

The banality of evil.

Serwotka and Sultana Sitting in a tree T-E-R-F-I-N-G morningstaronline.co.uk/article/f/dr...

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

"That includes trans people, who face horrific discrimination, hatred, and abuse just for living their lives; trans people are human beings who deserve to live in safety, dignity, and freedom. We must be united against oppression and prejudice in all its forms and that is what we will be." Good lad

I was working for a US based corporation whose headquarters had a great brass globe in front of the building. Symbolic of how international the company was. When there I would goad my US colleagues into discussing their lack of geographical knowledge. Incensed, they would readily accept a small bet

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Keir Starmer and David Lammy belong in The Hague.

I'm "Rude" now apparently. Justifiably so. Does this mean my posts get hidden by default?

gavin newsom would never play an online co-op, that's how much of a clown he is

Greed.

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