Incompetent intelligence asset and all-round failure Paul Mason is pushing ID cards. I was already against them but now I'm ready to fight and die to prevent this from happening.

Bond will be a 'fresh faced' British actor

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

What I'm wearing to the rapture

Hello, kiffeyeh restock if anyone is interested

Incredible. Your Party doesn't exist yet and has already split We put these useless fuckers in charge of our lives and this is how we are repaid. With disdain We are all getting rounded up and sent to the camps and the worst part is we will have to hear these dickheads arguing when we get there.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

You must replace one Oscar-winning performance with a Muppet. Who gets swapped? Lew Zealand for Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):

Tick tock Sir Keir… tick fucking tock.

Yeah, I'm an SJW. Seaside Junkfood Waster

Labour Phase 1: shit on your supporters Phase 2: start to ... wait fuck, oh no, shit. Let's do a reshuffle. Phase 3: okay, right we will ... What? Definitely a paedophile you say? Phase 4: how long do we have to do this? 4 more years? fml

Just did a quick séance, he says guns are still good but bullets are painful.

Zarah still needs to win the argument against the reactionary elements within Your Party but at least she is clear about her vision for it. (Apologies for pod save the UK. I watch it so you don't have to.)

Have we ruled out the possibility that the French bombed Greta Thunberg because of her opposition to nuclear weapons?

This has given me an idea.

Slightly diminish a book The Hobbyist

I've missed having Jeremy on TV.

Hypnotic

If you didn't hear the alert does that mean the government doesn't think you are worth warning?

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

The banality of evil.

If you see Wes Streeting near a pet shop punch him in the balls.

Serwotka and Sultana Sitting in a tree T-E-R-F-I-N-G morningstaronline.co.uk/article/f/dr...

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

"That includes trans people, who face horrific discrimination, hatred, and abuse just for living their lives; trans people are human beings who deserve to live in safety, dignity, and freedom. We must be united against oppression and prejudice in all its forms and that is what we will be." Good lad

I was working for a US based corporation whose headquarters had a great brass globe in front of the building. Symbolic of how international the company was. When there I would goad my US colleagues into discussing their lack of geographical knowledge. Incensed, they would readily accept a small bet

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Keir Starmer and David Lammy belong in The Hague.

I'm "Rude" now apparently. Justifiably so. Does this mean my posts get hidden by default?

gavin newsom would never play an online co-op, that's how much of a clown he is

Greed.

Post your dream ride

Devotees of the Whites Only Country Club are some of the worst people there are.

It's cheating when they just read straight from the bingo card.

this is so fuckin good. completely cooked game show by @demilardner.bsky.social. everyone involved should be ashamed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfp-...

If I keep getting blocked by Your Party supporters at this rate by the time the party exists I won't be able to talk to anyone in it.

The AI told him to replace Sodium Chloride with Sodium Bromide which induced paranoid delusions. I never imagined the future would be like this.

Some Corbyn supporters are not the nicest of people. I should say, people who claim to be Corbyn supporters. This could just be a bit.

I'll leave this here for those also asking for a response.

Slightly diminish a band The PCSOs No wait, slightly. The Not So Specials

It's true that the camera adds 10 tonnes.