My Aces have been stressing me tf out all season. This game especiallyyyyy 😫

I wish labels understood that we usually like the girls for their unique sounds… we can tell when y’all have them just throwing similar tracks at the wall to see what’s sticks 😫

How the fuck you get ejected from the bench?

This the one!

My tallest gf was 6’1 and the shortest 5’3. So I genuinely do not sweat a height difference 😂

Recycled discourse aside though… They puttin Melo in the hall of fame?

There’s a grand total of 6 black lesbians in my city… 2 are my masc sister wives and the other 4 are certifiably insane femmes… so whatever height I come off the steps as is what the girlies finna get.

3 point contest and dunk contest. If two white boys win back to back im protesting the NBA.

Is A’Ja fried hosting this 2v2? 👀🤣

This is solid advice! 😂🤣

Cause wtf y’all got goin oooon?!?

As high as insurance is, I’m calling roadside every. damn. time.

I hate that it took me so long to learn this, but it changed my whole outlook on love once I did 🙌🏾

I don’t have the bandwidth to indulge them ppl set on misunderstanding the halftime show. Cause anyway 🙄… did y’all have good wings and dip at the party or nah?

Imma rep the home team… I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho. 😂✊🏾

Still up cause I JUST finished putting Valentine’s plans in place. The lover girl in me is reawakened and I love that for my heart… but my wallet is tf over me and it!

This feels like a more appropriate hour to say… I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮‍💨

Noooooo 😩🥲 Why they breaking up my family?!?

I know my frontal lobe is fully developed, I can’t remember the last time I went to investigate somebody’s socials.

Is this them saying don’t ask for shit at the end of the year, or…?

I’m convinced these refs just like startin shit 😂

Me Anytime & Anywhere this song is played…

😂😂😂

Bey gotta drop them cities and dates. I need to know if I’ll I get Hive seats with a lil credit line increase or should I start sellin it now?

Between Kdot and Beyoncé I’ll be eating ice for the rest of the year 😩

Foreshadowing is crazy 😮‍💨

Happy Black History Month ✊🏿✊🏾

IKTTFR!!!

This is the Untz UNTZ-iest of music.

Putting my lust aside for a second… the range of roles Gail Bean has acted in is actually WILD!

This person would not be my partner in the first place to be able to tell me to get it myself. The lack of care this exhibits? if you make it here? It's not the first time.

Baby I thought that was Jackie H*ll P*rry sitting behind the Rose bench 🥴

Looked down to text and Angel was out. TF did I miss that fast?!?

“Baby if it’s OD, tell me. Am I doing too much?”

Really the whole album is toxic and arousing and puts me in a space, idk. 😂

Kiss it Better 💋 & Love on the Brain 🧠

Cooked yesterday, whole damn apartment was baked chicken scented for 18 hours… Just to turn around and order fried rice today. PMS impulse has no rhyme or reason 🙄

Tip is ready to wrap this shit up, it’s all over her face 😂

Whole time shit been exploding… it never dawned it me that it was fireworks from that damn game. I’m just in the kitchen accepting my fate from whatever I thought it was.

All my accounts will self destruct as soon as I get a little family started, promise. Until then I’ll remain chronically online… kiki’ing per usual

Reserving my immediate thoughts to see how this plays out 🤨

And really… why would I need to come up for air?

Keke Palmer is the best when it comes to a promo run. Miss mamas be everywhere. If there is something to pub, she is hitting the pavement. She is second only to Will Smith.

And stopped getting airbrush designs

Tiddies and ass such an elite combination, god really went off

Being a lesbian trying to make platonic friends is hard, cause they always think you wanna hunch them, or they tryna hunch you 🙄