My best friend is my real-life ChatGPT. I send her the out-of-the-blue prompts. “Tia, should I get a rabbit?” “No, they’re messy, smelly, and chew everything.” 🤝🏾

I hope all her child-free friends see this and reevaluate their friendship with her.

The people that held on to their collection of blu-ray DVDs had the right idea apparently.

I’ll deadass never forget where I was. 😂

Quiet as kept, Gardena might have the best Asian food in LA.

Without fear. Regret tends to stem from lack of fearlessness.

Eternity. Very cute film.

My current Christmas list includes a cutting board and a good travel backpack. I am washed. 😭

You're going places.

My prevailing theory on Summer Walker is that she keeps maximum chaos in her life to sustain the music. Without it, she would have no inspiration.

My mom sent me a bouquet of flowers as a belated birthday / thank you gift, and she doesn’t realize how much she made my whole week. To be loved is to be seen.

I remember when CVS coupons used to expire in a month. *deep sigh* Now they give you 3 business days to use that $4 off coupon or you outta luck.

Taking braids down, detangling, and washing hair after work takes a different level of strength.

The NYT needs to be cleansed by fire at this point.

That man has raped women. Sexually harassed women. Been linked to Epstein for YEARS. Committed all sorts of financial crimes. These are things we’ve known for YEARS. And last year MILLIONS of you went: “Oh well.”

Just went down a rabbit hole about blepharoplasty, and I had no idea people were letting surgeons touch their eyelids like this.

Summer breaks, actual happy hour menu pricing, MacBooks with multiple cable ports, buying things ONCE, democracy, the lists goes on and on for me... 😅

Please don’t fall for the banana in the tailpipe. If that man called her up tonight, she’d be singing a new tune by tomorrow 8:05 AM ET.

I follow this dude on IG that dissects his mental and physical capacity and ends every video with “I give him 5-7 months in the land of living,” and I can’t wait for him to get his hands on this video.

Elon musk is finna be a trillionaire after he destroyed the Federal government and murdered people. But you want me to be mad that 3% of people who get SNAP are getting it fraudulently.

He was mugged down in the 90s. 😍

Now to wait patiently for the result of Prop 50…

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK! 🗣️🗣️

Word to the wise: being a coon sucks the life force outta you.

A purple state becoming bluer by the year. Love to see it.

Looks like America is tired of failing open-note, open-book tests tonight.

Youngkin get yo BITCHASS outta here!

The worst people you know leading coverage? Hard pass.

One thing I really love about living in CA is how easy it is to vote. I can go to multiple polling locations, vote by mail, and everything is relatively easy to access online.

Not my polling place having a whole line… 😍

End of 2019. Death kept coming to my doorstep. Lost so many people that year. 🥺

This fuck ass GOP regime

Agreed. My friend’s car has been at least 2 accidents. If that’s not enough, a lady once went into psychosis, didn’t return her car for days, and the family had to track her down an hour and a half away. The juice never seemed like it was worth the squeeze.

My mom not waiting on bated breath for my phone call is wild to me. Like, hello? The light of your life is calling!

I’m assuming the Dodgers won because my neighborhood sounds like the 4th of July.

I’m so glad that people have started putting reference pictures because I am confusion 46% of the time. 😂

- if the subject is talking and the video cuts randomly within the first 6 seconds / total video length under 15 seconds - gibberish writing to avoid copyright laws - THE HANDS or random body parts mismatching - hard to explain, but the glossiness of the people in the pic or video

- Norway - very random but I love nature and want to see fjords and the Seven Sisters waterfall in person - South Africa - Australia

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Such a wonderful city.

😂

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it can damn sure give you peace of mind.

Winsome Earle-Sears is VA’s Herschel Walker, a completely unserious Trump sycophant, and I know that my home state is smarter than this.

Bold of him to assume people cared this much about his personal life. Embarrassing everybody involved for what 😭

Consider? He been waiting his turn since 2020.

Bet-He White has never taken a day off from the grift.

They just sent me a notice that my Target card will be closed soon due to inactivity. Very proud of myself.

Listening to this Freak Show x Monaleo and Lizzo, and pardon my ignorance, but has Lizzo always been this randy??

Wait a damn minute! Those checks from DOGE aren’t coming?? 🫩🙄