Always move with integrity.

I’m so glad that me and my girls got tickets for Durand Bernarr at Blue Note before the Grammy win. I know the price of the brick has gone up. 🙌🏾

I’m all for helping family, but this is egregious. And ain’t no telling how many dependents each of these siblings has either.

“Incredibly, Walmart took 62 years to reach $500 billion in market value, yet it added the next $500 billion in roughly two years.” This article is terrible, but I’ll say the quiet part out loud, it was wage theft and tax breaks.

It is absolutely ridiculous that missing and endangered alerts from CHP redirects to X when you click on the links.

They really gave this smooth-brained asshole the nuke codes twice.

Fresh out the grease with glee. 😂

That Streets remix still got a lil za in it.

Doja Cat might be crazier than a soup sandwich, but the girl can make a bop all day.

When you send your friend a funny text thinking they’ll respond in the morning, and you see them 3 dots…

Watching this in real time was insane. They went baby for baby and everything. 😭

She knew the clock was winding down on those NDAs, and this was her way of getting ahead of the already bad press.

I’ll be back. I need the quotes to warm up. 😂

My personal recession indicator is when I started turning on the massage chair at the nail salon.

Oh, that had to be some impeccable witty banter. Sounds like a keeper!

Interested to see if the same people that were keyboard warriors for Jimmy Kimmel will have the same energy for Don Lemon and Georgia Fort.

Every morning we have to wake up to fresh bullshit as a distraction from the fact that that man’s names are all up and through dem files.

And when it’s over, do not welcome this bitch back into the community with open arms

Olandria has a good ass team behind her.

I love a woman that looks good in ANYTHING. 😮‍💨

Rihanna doesn't need to release another album. ANTI was her most cohesive body of work. She took risks. She switched up her sound a lot. I loved her other albums, but that was her magnum opus imo. Grand opening, grand closing.

My dentist: We don't advise you to eat until the numbness wears off. Me within the hour:

Too little, too late.

Saweetie really fumbled by getting rid of her original team. They finessed a lot of deals early in her career in spite of her (lack of) musical ability.

Beyond the fact that is just money being rinsed, there’s no way anyone thought this would be profitable or even remotely profound. She’s the least interesting Trump.

Anytime I see Drake doing a pursed lip selfie, I close whatever app I’m in. Idk why it pisses me off so bad. Make a different face!

This right here. Never understood the appeal. The most inconvenient element of them all. 🫩

I learned today that going to karaoke in LA means that you will have people singing their own original songs. 🫠

All we need is like 10 senators and 2 SCOTUS justices to shut all this shit down, but they won't because that requires the presence of morality, and the propagation of white supremacy lines their pockets.

I’m surprised this hasn’t been talked about more. Same for the Olympics.

The thought of a fucking 5 year old in a fucking detention center states away from where he was kidnapped consumes me with rage.

Literally every food company right now: “I don’t care if you’ve been making it the same way for 70 years! Put 20g of protein in it.”

Being even remotely aware of the bullshit happening around us is draining. 🫩

My lukewarm take is that he will never leave this relationship. Unless she wakes up and moves on, he would rather live in the purgatory of nothingness than actually growing a spine.

The Dodgers are never afraid of opening up that coin purse.

Druski might be a generational social anthropologist at this point.

It cuts me deep when Black men don’t make it past 50. Wishing him a smooth transition. 🕊️

We are about 2 weeks away from that dude in the Oval calling a Black person the n-word and Fox News explaining it away post haste.

How the saying go? “Nobody’s more single than a married man.” 🫩

Should we be allowed to vote in 2028, my ideal candidate will declare that they plan to dismantle ICE like a 3 year old with a LEGO set. I want that shit defunded on day 1.

I went in with low expectations and this was quite satisfying. 😂

None of this shit is going to end well, so arm yourselves accordingly, stock up on essentials, and enjoy what you can.

36 hours and counting until I have to turn on my laptop and remember what I do for a living.

My running theory is that he’s turning DC and the White House, in particular, into his tacky ass retirement community.

A strong 8.5. I leaned into joy, whimsy, and fellowship, and I’m thankful for that. 🥰

There’s no one on earth that knows how to party more efficiently than a mom with a kid under 2. They speed run the fun.

Her music turns me UP. An underrated gem. 💎

Tall girls with Tinkerbell feet are really God’s favorite.