Off. My attention span ain’t built for the alternative. 😩

I’ll be spending the next 11 hours on a tube in the sky beside a musty man. I could cry.

Putting me first.

He treats every fucking speech like an open mic with a captive audience. I wish these people had the capacity to be embarrassed.

Because my nieces need to see a steady example of a life well lived.

Some things are genuinely lame beyond comprehension.

Always a man built like a deep breath...

The Hollywood Bowl had a crazy sale with tickets for the Juneteenth concert for $1. It was a battle but I secured 4.

I wish she would’ve let that man be her cute lil rebound.

Rich ≠ intelligence. Never understood why they threw their money at a digital token that the general public could easily right click + save.

Random but I saw the actor that plays O'Shon from Abbott Elementary over the weekend, and I'm here to report that he's finer in person. MY WORD.

The continued proliferation of white supremacy requires it. Sickening on all levels.

New tech, same abuse. For many years, I worked on a project focusing on the intersection of domestic violence and technology, and it's downright scary how cyclical this all is.

Between Shark and Ninja, they got an appliance for everybody.

I tried to teach my grown friends how to play spades yesterday, and it was like teaching silver tooth kids math. Big “IF JOHNNY HAD 2 APPLES” energy. 😭

Filled up at my local Arco and it’s currently $5.99/gallon. It’s time.

They might not have been upside down pineapples, but their spouses definitely knew what the deal was.

The worst part of M*G*'s whole movement are the copycats. Now y'all got Spencer Pratt, who hasn't a job in 20 years, actually having a viable chance of being mayor of LA.

Deeply demonic. This is political retaliation.

Rihanna did what needed to be done on Woo. An eternal bop.

I’m always fascinated by parents that draw the line at “don’t push trans people on MY kids,” but literally everything else is a free for all. They don’t care about their literacy, math skills, making it home safe without getting pew pewed…

He looks great from the neck up.

Blade with a touch of whimsy.

Blue Note is the perfect intimate venue and will forever have my heart. @durandbernarr.bsky.social sang his face off last night.

SCOTUS is synonymous with disappointment now.

I hate how they gave up. I hope they keep trying.

James Blake is so clutch when I’m on my sad girl shit. It’s the equivalent of lying in the street in the rain. 😭

If FKA Twigs and Tinashe had a baby.

It's criminal how much these airlines are charging to fly from LAX to Vegas and San Francisco.

This tracks. Can't have them investigating the Klansman strolling through Washington comfortably.

Law Roach is very stern Black [southern] grandmother coded, and I can never unsee it. The way he sets his mouth in photos makes me think he's about to pinch you for laughing in church.

Those i's were dotted and the t's were crossed, baby. The mystery source is probably his own girlfriend.

I keep thinking about those babies senselessly murdered in Louisiana yesterday. They should be in school today. My heart breaks for their mother. 😢

Got into YA heavy a few years ago, and it’s perfect escapist literature. 🫶🏾

As a society, we need to discuss the heavy creamification of everything. People will see a perfectly good pasta or drink and think … let’s make it creamy. 😭

I’m so tired of this country not caring a about children being gunned down. SMH I’m tired.

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

Wow, this was a choice. I’ve worked in nonprofits for years. I know when someone just pulled leftover shit out of a closet.

An adjustable bed frame + oscillating fan =

His flip flopping ass made $60 million off them weak ass specials punching down on trans folks.

The way we laugh with our whole bodies. Our joy is so contagious.

Being the most surveilled and extracted from and yet the least listened to.

Even funnier: apparently the White House didn’t know this was happening? Lol everybody scrambling

Not much of a gambler, but I'm willing to bet $20 that there's a story hitting the airwaves by 5 PM ET.

Living alone and dirtying up your kitchen with no one to blame:

them albanese gummy bears are a little too addictive for me. I gotta cut em loose.

When it happens, my street is gonna sound like the Disneyland fireworks show.

You knew where you needed to be when these came on.