look at this heart we poured today! 😁

also a customer swore at me today! he was waiting for a food item and we still only have one working oven, he was like “where’s my food?” and i said “i’m sorry, we only have one oven today but it’ll be soon” and he goes “well i’ve been waiting 10 minutes and i’ve almost finished my fucking drink” 🙃

finished our last shift before xmas, what a busy day 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i really, really, *really* miss england 😢

Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

when i started my training plan 14 weeks ago my goal was to feel confident and comfortable running 10k, and when things started going well my stretch goal became to get under 7min/km pace - after getting agonisingly close a month ago today i went out and absolutely smashed it 😁😁😁😁

had a drink in the stonewall inn for the first time (despite having had many opportunities in life before), it was so chill! they had ella enchanted on on the tvs lol that was a real throwback

“But change comes about fastest when the least fuss is made…” is the most insidious thing i’ve ever read in an ostensibly “liberal” publication lol

my walk to work at 4am this morning

sometimes i almost forget i’m autistic and then wonder why social stuff is weird and awkward to me lol

i am once again begging customers to either learn what they’re ordering or just stop using terms if they don’t know what they mean 🙄

Running this tomorrow if anyone fancies chucking a last few quid at a good cause. It's 23 degrees Celsius with no cloud cover so please consider donating before I disintegrate into a pile of dust at the 20 mile mark 🙏

honestly i love this job more than any job i’ve done but the regular misgendering from customers is really taking a toll on me

we got to actually make coffees for people today! we’re definitely slow and needed to check a few things with our trainer but it was so awesome and she said we’re a natural at it already ☺️

morning

cool that they make the black strats with white pickguards so people who pick mario in mario kart can have a guitar that won't overstimulate them

but!!!! they needed to get off the drugs and cut out the weird shit, like the first 2 minutes of hey jude is one of the best things ever written and the rest is absolutely dogshit nonsense

i think as i age my anti-The Beatles stance is softening :/

working 7am-1pm today, walking to work in the dark with a very light ice rain was kinda cozy ngl

despite not getting a single minute of training on it our manager this morning was like “uhh it’s slow out there so why don’t you do cold bar? you can just look up all the drink instructions on the ipad” and we were like “…okay?” and like 15 minutes later the rush started and we were so busy

unpopular opinion but fairytale of new york is awful and not christmassy and it’s the Die Hard of christmas songs

just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... i’m sorry but the boyfriend is both totally wrong and sounds like an insufferable jerk tbh!

today was so busy in store and i feel exhausted 😪

Depressingly well-made point.

If I was a fundamentally different person in two or perhaps three critical ways it would be completely over for you bitches

really went dark for the sequel

happy thanksgiving everyone 🥰

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

got misgendered by two customers in fairly quick succession which wasn’t my favourite way of starting the day :/ kinda made my anxiety go up but otherwise people here are mostly very nice

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

learning how to make latte art today, it’s actually the hardest thing i’ve had to learn so far!

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

so excited to go to work tomorrow 🥰

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 22,1954

“if you were a character in a tv show, everyone would hate you” is a new and admittedly powerful insult to be honest

crew socks always make my ankles feel funny :(

alright fine, here's yr friggin sickass beat

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