yeah but hes been really busy with constituency surgeries

Washed my car today. That's twice now since February (2025)

Spice Girls aren't the draw they once were.

Asylum appeal judges have decades of legal practice and an unrivaled depth of experience and knowledge in asylum cases. And we are planning to replace them with bored retirees with a smattering of either xenophobia or civic duty, to determine cases as a hobby with none of that experience.

Rather face this shockingly poor Brazil side than #Japan. Work rate is everything

I want to know what his dad did for a living before I make my mind up. #Andy

Greater devolution to mayors and councils is smart in that if they fail to deliver it's on them, if they succeed it's "Well done Andy" #Reform led councils will be shitting themselves that they might have to do stuff like build councils houses and look after their poor and vulnerable residents

Won't be difficult given its been close to net zero since about 1975

Just listened to Burnham's speech. He can talk the talk... hope, aspiration, education, growth Big hints around more nationalisation of utilities/transport, more council houses and "No.10 North" to encourage greater & more equitable devolution No mention of immigration, benefits or the NHS

Lots of thunder and rain, even more lightning, in the early hours. Some respite from the 37-40⁰ heat dome. Just an uncomfortable and very sticky 24⁰ now...

Celebrate that 8 of England's starting 11 are proud visible ethnic minority Englishmen. I mean Reform and Restore can't, and Suella and Zia insist they cant be truly English, but fuck 'em. #ENGLAND

Made a sponge cake. 🍜 Sweated my balls off in the kitchen.🥵 Didn't rise 🤬 Bastard.

Sunderland #Reform councillor Bill Blackett: "We have a situation that anybody who goes away [from] the holy edict of man-made climate change is ridiculed....There is no climate emergency" There's a reason you're ridiculed Bill It's because you're a fucking idiot.

"Safe routes" will be capped at very low numbers so won't stop the boats. But they will be a stick for the right to further beat asylum seekers who arrive by irregular means with. Why should only a select few have a safe route?

Sunderland #Reform councillor Bill Blackett: "We have a situation that anybody who goes away [from] the holy edict of man-made climate change is ridiculed....There is no climate emergency" There's a reason you're ridiculed Bill It's because you're a fucking idiot.

Marinated some chicken breast in lemon juice and garlic. Pan fried it with pepper. Topped with big lump of Roqueforte and grilled to melting. Served with tomatoes from the garden, peppers, chilli and some onion rings. Mopped up with crusty bread. Next a Lidl cornetto.

Just heard the awful news. Elon has lost his trillionaire status after his AI stock values dropped. Might start a JustGiving appeal. Every little helps.

Bloody Christian grooming gangs again. (Allegedly) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Havent been upstairs for 3 days now, too hot. Fed up kipping on the sofa. I'll drag a single mattress downstairs.

Schrodinger's pool. If you cant see it, is it still green?

Chemistry huh... 🤣

Flat performance Creativity lacking Ghana were good value for their point. Big, strong & organised.

Farage changed the name of his company (Brexit Party Ltd) to Reform UK Ltd *before* the £5,000,000 "gift" Despite "having no plans to re-enter politics when the money was accepted" I know his followers are dim/gullible but surely even they can spot the flaws in his defence?

I see Prince William is campaigning to end wildlife trafficking. Easier to shoot wildlife where it lives I guess?

Well judging by his performance on BBC and even LBC I guess we know why Farage has been hiding.

None of Wilson to Callaghan, Thatcher to Major, Blair to Brown, Cameron to May, May to Johnson, Johnson to Truss or Truss to Sunak led to a snap general election. Someone should tell Reform

Bit like Starmer... Hare today...

Milliband: Chancellor Rayner: Health & Social Care Streeting: Foreign Sec Al Carns: Defence #Predictions

None of Wilson to Callaghan, Thatcher to Major, Blair to Brown, Cameron to May, May to Johnson, Johnson to Truss or Truss to Sunak led to a snap general election. Someone should tell Reform

11th October 2023 “Israel has the right” [to withhold power and water from Palestinian civilians]. That line fucked him for so many people.

Reckon they still bother putting the lectern back in the understairs cupboard? I'm guessing it just sits behind the door.

Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

If you have a few minutes to spare over the weekend, why not check out Nigel's Notebook - my new blog where I speak directly to the British people without the biased media distorting what I say. open.substack.com/pub/parodypm...

What's the betting he's a sex pest or woman beater?

Badenoch on #Reform "Our MPs however are interchangeable"

Farage, Robinson and Musk will all will be condemning the horrific incident in Edinburgh within minutes

*sound up* This is utterly magnificent because 1/ it is the punters that evict her 2/ just how wound up & humiliated she is 👩‍🍳💋🤌

This Makerfield voter sums up British politics in less than 70 seconds 🔥🔥🔥

If you haven’t seen it’s glorious

Blame the brown guy? So on brand

Clearly run over. Not sure why its been hung out? For the birds maybe?

Where’s Andy Burnham going?

With analytical skills like this it's a wonder his academic career came to such a premature end

Reform has been ordered to pay £40,000 of our costs and £140,000 to the Access for Justice Foundation in respect of our superb pro bono solicitors, Pallas. And it has been refused permission to appeal.

I expect a couple of cabinet level resignations by early next week to test Starmer's resolve. Then I expect him to meet with Burnham after his remaining cabinet have told him he's toast and there to basically be a coronation in due course. Streeting wont win. Too early for Action Man Al Carns.

Burnham speaking like he's just won the General Election.

Well done to all the Greens and Lib-Dems who voted tactically. Harsh on their candidates but "the greater good" wins out. Reform's losing streak in By-elections rumbles on.

@jago2012.bsky.social looking forward to Power Court? Adult a visitor gonna miss KW

Makerfield could be the difference between a racist cunt running the country and a racist cunt being pointed and laughed at as he shouts about "the establishment"

The only time i'm not dripping is when I've found an excuse for an air conditioned car journey... I even did a recycling run before the bottle bag was full