This reminds me, I have a little collection of disco Christmas records and sure it’s fun, but the Salsoul Orchestra’s Christmas Jollies has become a staple in my house over the past few years. It just rules.

Ed, Edd n Eddy ass post

The only time I’ve seen Tarkovsky’s Solaris was on my phone. I think it’s funnier if I never revisit it on a larger screen.

Me after posting this

The bassist from Red Hot Chili Pepper’s father from Pandora is visiting for Christmas? That’s right, it’s Flea’s Navi Dad.

What are poppin in the vcr while you set up holiday decorations?

Why the fuck is every golden retriever named Bailey

I can’t believe Roland has won Best Dog for the sixth year in a row

Dog show dog show dog show

Checked to see where the gta guy is from and if it was ok for him to make fun of us. Good lord check out the dome on this lad.

I used to have a bit on Twitter where I’d always say the game of the year is Kirby Air Ride for the GameCube. I have to update this bit because the game of the year is in fact Kirby Air Ride for the switch 2.

Song of the summer

Came in second at trivia this week.

What all you mfs trying out new slang sound like

Pussy got me like Diddy Kong trapped in a state of eternal horror.

What the fuck

It’s very funny to complain about getting banned for making death threats. Take it easy brother. You have got to calm down.

New personal best just dropped

Sowing the seeds of division, benefitting only our oppressors: “He who smelt it dealt it.” United in solidarity, bringing each of us closer to our fellow man: “I am fartacus”

Lmao

Forgot to show you guys this dog.

*Falcon Punch voice*

People don’t talk about how crazy it is that Roz went as O from The Story of O for Halloween in that Frasier episode where we learn she’s pregnant. On network tv??

The trick or treat lord

Andre is the beer of champagne

I’m Sam Neil in Posession

As a sapiosexual…

Happy birthday to Dee Jay from Street Fighter

Nice 400 lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz I’m goofy

Happy birthday Jamie from street fighter 6.

This is a victory for women everywhere.

I hate straight Halloween; what do you mean you’re the Capital One guy?

Kush got me feeling like a Scoot Bloop using its iconic “Do Nothing Forever” attack.

Average guy still using Twitter behavior. Nothing to be done.

I love the viral prompts that are like “post the best tv show that isn’t NCIS, NCIS Miami or NCIS Australia.” Damn this is a toughie… fuck you got me there.

Upon further reflection it gave me the 1990 remake of NotLD even though it was explicitly labeled as the ‘68 version. I blame Jeff Bezo’s funky ass. That bitch sure is a cheapskate.

Rolled credits on Hades 2. This game fucking sucks lol.

Doing a trial of Shudder through Amazon and I’m 2 for 2 on the movies being inferior versions. The Blob (1988) was some sort of tv edit with fades for commercials, though it seemed to be mostly unedited for content. Night of the Living Dead was the colorized version and I just turned it off. Bummer

I’m playing pinball on my birthday.

Guy at this restaurant just asked if anyone has ever told me I look like Rick Moranis.

Possession (1981)

Tomorrow is my birthday :)

Rubbing for office

Kush got me feelin like negative space koopa troopa

This is the second article I’ve read recently complaining about pinball having screens and I gotta say it’s a really poor argument. Pinball has always added tech and gimmicks and shit to attract people walking by. Are you mad that there are 3D video games now too?

The more I play Hades 2 the more I think it kinda sucks. Why did they make this game.

Guy who likes the mariners because they used to be owned by Nintendo

I used to wear Clark’s shoes all the time but the last two pairs I’ve bought have been fully the most uncomfortable shoes I’ve ever worn in my life. Rip to my brand loyalty with Clark’s shoes.

Something that’s been bugging me lately: I do not understand what people think “the Epstein files” are and what information they will reveal that we don’t already know.

Buca di Pep Boys