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Finally

i do hope one day that non-former professional athletes can get access to these jobs again

Well I'm not getting any work done today

I’m hearing @razzball.bsky.social corporate HQ is in absolute crisis mode as Behrens has emerged as RazzSlam favorite on Kalshi.

Four years ago, the Titans tried to offer A.J. Brown $16M per year on a contract extension

watching jaylen wright's only game where he did anything in '25 look at this mike mcdaniel formation lol

www.20-0.com this one clears

gimme 7 games of this

We lose 1 due to injury

Oh f**k off

Oh NO (there goes my afternoon)

I'm gonna have to start a GoFundMe.

Which AFC team has the best supporting cast? @robertmays.bsky.social and @qbklass.bsky.social give their rankings in the latest episode of TAFS! youtu.be/jEraPJe4wcM

This is a fun choice. Madden cover isn't about picking the most accomplished player--it's about identifying one that people (esp kids!) are excited to watch.

bro they got dispensaries *right next* to the BBQ. its the most dangerous city in the country

Drake London's career production by quarterback. Related: get this man a quarterback.

I HAVE EMOTIONAL MOTION SICKNESS

Not sure how it's possible, but it feels like some reaction to this trade has somehow underrated both Myles Garrett and Jared Verse

Verse is about as good as you could ask a young pass rusher to be this early in his career. Four fewer pressures than Garrett in 2025 and he can win one-on-one with a number of moves. Turns 26 this season and still has two years plus a fifth-year option on his contract. That's insanely valuable.

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

circling back with my homies in baltimore and ecstatic doesn’t even begin to describe

Rams are flailing, just doing any damn thing to remain relevant in the Caleb Williams Era. LMAO.

seems like a nice price for the rams

men lie women lie GMs lie

Myles Garrett to the Rams is the perfect trade and makes sense for everyone involved

Going to be a big 48ish hours for the seven media members who understand salary cap implications and saw the Garrett trade coming and told you to wait on A.J. Brown

Windhorst meme never fails

man they really did it. that was incredible to see

It doesn't get any better than this. ✍️⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/jbbrisco...

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

continuing all-juice team with him was truly truly an honor, especially after terez basically stopped me from quitting journalism altogether during That Time I Covered The Jets. full circle. unfortunate it’s come to an end. even less fortunate c-rob has more time to spend on our dynasty league.

also no one tell charles robinson i said this, but getting to work with + become friends with him has been an incredible experience for me. completely batshit insane, but in the best kind of way — you never have to guess where he stands.

hire joey! we had a helluva run the past few years. great editor, better person. only negative is he’s a deadly penn state/browns fan combo

One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.

Thanks to @qbklass.bsky.social for letting me join a really fun episode of The Athletic Football Show today. Talking about some current takes we have but are willing to be wrong about.

Recognizing the accurate pronunciation of Natchitoches and spelling it out loud in 2.5 seconds is NUTS

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

Had me cackling like a fool 😭

this kid is incredible to watch

you could toil for 100 years and not invent a better snack than chex mix

oh yeah my [dry heaves] email is crmcd94@gmail if anyone is trying to get in contact with me. now excuse me while i go box up a bunch of recording equipment i used no less than 5 minutes before i was laid off lmfao

My turn 💜

Joey was nice enough to let me contribute to Yahoo's offseason preview project this year. He was an incredible person to talk to and work with — I'm glad I got the chance to do so. Another unbelievable loss for Yahoo.

Been friends with Charles for years and always will be but podding with him as coworkers has been such a blast the last few years and he will be sorely missed. Don’t even need to say it but he would be an excellent football voice to add to your team if you’re hiring.

One of the reasons I went to Yahoo was knowing I’d get to work with a legit friend like Charles. No one can cut through bullshit like Chuck. It was a hoot to turn on our mics and brace myself for a scorching rant about the Falcons or the Browns QB situation. It’s not goodbye. But gonna miss my guy.

weird ass day but ended it the same i would have any birthday: drunj with those i care about. appreciate all the kind messages, seriously overwhelmed. no clue what’s next but as my great grandaddy hicks used to say “one monkey caint stop my show!!”

and there goes my last episode of FB301, wish i knew it was going to be my last going into it, but the game is the game indeed open.spotify.com/episode/4e0q...

very thankful for the time spent with @natetice.bsky.social and @mattharmon.bsky.social on football 301. was some of the most fun i've had in my career ima take a second to catch my breath but if anyone got some of that #employment holla at ya boy