I really don’t want my kids’ teachers thinking ruining the planet and peoples’ health is in any way, « fun »

I know you said you’re *obviously* not talking about the racism, but - I don’t know how to take any part of Avatar seriously without ignoring the racism? Like, wow innovation by the racist director who said super racist things about making his racist movie? Doesn’t work for me. 🤷‍♀️

I try not to make fun of any airborne cuz my dad was in the 82nd, but he’d think that you’re a moronic disgrace, sooooooo

This! This this this. He’s not a good person, and he’s definitely not good for canada.

Just like to point out that this has never been a problem for the Fast & Furious franchise…

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

He’s not the only one running? Why excuse his Nazi tattoo, homophobia, misogyny, being a blackwater mercenary, the weird grant thing, etc etc, unless you’re actually fine with all that? Why not just find another candidate to throw your support behind?

13yr old sweatshirt + puffball-toque lovers grow up to be 45yr old oodie + puffball-bigger-than-my-head wearers, and we are the coolest people ever.

Most actual WWII vets would not be on your brother’s side of this argument. My dad would have called your brother a Nazi. Especially when y’all displayed that flag after killing a bunch of brown people. 🤷‍♀️

10/10. Would definitely read.

Sound plan. Let’s just look up what happened last time Buffalo tanked for a Mc named player…

Dude… You may wanna spend 5 seconds googling Machado.

It wasn’t to the white people stealing their homes, businesses and farms, but it definitely was to the Japanese-Americans who were rounded up in to camps. 🤷‍♀️

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

I 100% fault a young writer for not knowing how to do basic research for a story. Since that’s their *job*.

There’s a house party happening nearby, complete with a table set up in the driveway with a line of kids awaiting admission into the backyard, a young man wailing on his guitar with his band, and solo cups everywhere. I am impressed with the youth of today.

See it. Post it.

Legendary. 😭

Pretty sure it’s a Helldivers 2 reference. Though I still think my Nintendo guess was pretty good.

Oh, I am never *behind* him

Canada is never gonna get rid of the Third Safe Country Act. I know cuz I’ve called my MP a million times about it. They’d send him right back. (Trudeau might have granted him asylum since it’s a popular case, and he loved those. Carney is not the same)

This reminds me of when I thought White Zombie’s lead singer was the father of Rob Zombie and Spider One. A genius.

You do not tax this man enough

The year is 2025. Cathy, stressed to her breaking point, has begun painting graffiti on telephone poles

I have never related so strongly to someone as I did to the woman who took ten hours to get her phone out from wherever she had it, then couldn’t get her camera open. She is me.

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“Taking away healthcare from these Americans is a distraction from taking away healthcare from these other Americans, who are more important” is what this douchenozzle is saying.

Anytime I’m having a bad day, I remember that mother Teresa is currently in hell, and it makes me smile.

Watching canada vs Côte d’Ivoire, and I thought I’d check to see if going to the a World Cup game is feasible next year, and…nope.

KCAL is absolutely distraught that the cars are being damaged. They also decided if you have a leaf blower, you must be a professional protestor. Their whole - these poor cops - schtick is nauseating.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

I just screamed, “Brianna Wu called Palestine a state!!!” and my not-terminally-online bf has no idea what I’m on about.

Trump is gonna round up all the white South African refugees he just let in, and yeet them into a metal shipping container in Djibouti.

I don’t like the Charlotte Checkers anymore. I mean, I’ve never liked them, but I doubly don’t like them tonight.

The only time I have ever voted for the prov liberal party was when Marois promised a referendum if she won. A reporter asked her what currency we’d use - and she hadn’t even thought of it. Assumed, probably the can dollar? Maybe? Had no plan other than separate. Scared the poop outta me.

Donate every part of me you can to organ donation, the rest to a medical school or wherever takes bodies, and plant a peony bush in my name.

Me: *leaves a basement window partially open to get some fresh air in* Also me: why do I keep finding June bugs in the basement? How are these devil bugs getting in???

The Leafs should make Kypreos GM, cuz he’d give us Nylander for *nothing*

“John Brown’s body lies a-mouldering in the grave, but his soul goes marching on”

Look, there's tons of TERRIBLE stuff about RFK Jr. Including what he did to his first wife. The man is a monster. But here's all I needed to know as someone who's also from a deeply Irish-Catholic family. They all came out against him publicly. That's beyond taboo. BEYOND taboo.

I so love these teeny, tiny, lil babies.

No one deserves to be deported & separated from their family. I’m so very tired of people behaving exactly like Trump, but swearing they’re better cuz their hat is blue instead of red. You’re still ok with people being hurt as long as it’s the “right” people, just like republicans. 🤷‍♀️

Cherry migraine. 🫤

You think Black Panther was…slop??

🙌

Montreal is the only city right now to have a team qualified for the NHL, AHL, and PWHL playoffs.