A24 I am available to negotiate the rights to my horror movie screenplay about a baseball player poltergeist titled “Things That Go Ump In The Night” I’m thinking 5 mil to start but I can haggle

The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"

Post workout 🐊

Found only in the Galapagos Islands the marine iguana is the only marine lizard species in the world, they can dive as deep as 30m (98 ft) and spend up to 30 minutes at a time underwater 📹Shelton Dupreez

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

also: gravy jones' locker

Pflantastic News!!

Sketchin up a storm over here!

Dude if I age as well as Leon Fuck me Kennedy - then I can't wait to be a 40 year old man VTuber 😩❤️

左手デバイス

editing bits n bops is a problem bc i just end up stopping editing to play the minigame for myself

Commission for @sigildhexaa.bsky.social 25-12-13

The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.

Finally, Eden's quadruped form gets a little ref of their own! ~ #furryart

He's sharp, he's nimble, he's nothing but trouble Think your loot's big? he always steals double 💰🪙 --- Commission for @/SkaarRawr

New sonar sticker i made!!!! #artistsonbluesky #art #illustration #dispatch #sonar

A wild @guavanzo.bsky.social got caught on my tea

You left your dice set in Leyawiin. Martin Septim: “Jauffre, you enter a dark dungeon that reeks of musty mildew. Your torch reveals a skeleton grasping a scroll, with a knife protruding from its skull. Roll me a perception check.” #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Their name is like "hhhheonmy" and they're drawing tender embraces between Disco Elysium characters or something.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Ramen date! 🥰

『 ARCTIC AETHER 』 ❄️ commission for @lilsnowcat.bsky.social

Hey.. do you have snacks?

Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.

someone needs to make a drug for millennials that captures the feeling of walking into a book fair with ten bucks, getting a new captain underpants book, a bookmark, and flipping through the posters display

#birdbot

THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT IS BACK BABY I CANT BELIEVE IT.

I WIN I WIN

my sleepy husband, whining from the bed: "I'm in TORPOR..." me: "you're a BLACK BEAR you don't DO THAT and we have dinner with our friends in 30 minutes"

Never again

When you bump into someone from a horny server on a normie server.

A Damian!

Dad: "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" Daughter: "Dad! You can't just say stuff like that we've been over this." Shrimp Boyfriend: "It's okay, I know he didn't mean anything by it. Make sure you get a bite with the broccoli."

i have at least two questions