The turkey is in the oven, it's go time!

Suffering from a bit of social isolation at the moment. Do any other unemployed people fancy doing something during the week? My days are pretty empty besides job-hunting and depression 🫠

On all fours is the best place to be 🤤 🍆 @delphidog.bsky.social

Keep your pup under proper control at all times

Easily my new favourite daily game, even if the answer is apparently NEVER a turtle. 🦗 Animal #829 🦝 I figured it out in 8 guesses! 🟧🟧🟧🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 14 metazooa.com #metazooa

Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market. Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...

I'll take a break from my long-time Bluesky hermitting to bring you the following Job Applications are Hell update. What is your gender identity?

Picard diversity tip: The fact that a crewmember looks alien to you does not make them any less of a Starfleet officer.

Just watched The Doctor's Daughter again and we all need to be reminded how fucking amazing Catherine Tate's Donna Noble is. I can't think of any other companion who figured things out before the Doctor

Got a room coming up in my lovely flat in Hackney! Decent sized double room, high ceilings, big lounge £733.33 + bills = £880 approx Ideally would like to share with other queer kinky/furry folks. Looking for folks wanting to live in a home as a household rather than just trying to rent a room.

I think the Star Trek writing room needs to remember that Vulcans are not logical by nature, they had to *learn* logic. They even said that they were _feeling_ more intensely, then just ignored that and everyone is logical and emotionless 😐 It's just so unrealistic. Immersion ruined.

Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.

the survey: forms.gle/gZvp6tSdxbjk... telegram: t.me/+FVXncNNiDtc... we need more kinksters, pups and furries on board! spread the word to anyone you think will be interested.

v0.2 arrived and it worked first time 🎉🎉 p.s. I don't keep my office at 29.81°c, this was moments after it was freshly soldered

i made a little video about little video tapes youtu.be/HFYWHeBhYbM

With my new found spare time, I've done a blog thing 🎉 Part diary, part "if I post this on LinkedIn it might get someone's attention and get me hired", part "it seemed better than just sitting on YouTube all day". temporarytitle.substack.com for my first post

One from the archive: being tied up and put in my happy place by the wonderful @freavebond.bsky.social 🤩

om nom nom 🍆 @delphidog.bsky.social

Well I guess I'm unemployed for the first time in 16 years 🙃 I did want more motivation to find a new job and there's nothing like a ticking clock But I'm also going to try to spend some time being more social so if you're in London and fancy a drink let's do it 👍

Happy #InternationalDayOfLatex! (or #InternationalLatexDay or early #gasmaskmonday) Would you help a drone out at @rubber-underground.london? 🥺

I sadly didn't get as many pictures as I'd like, but here is a couple. I had a lovely weekend in the Netherlands 🏍️🐶

Wandering drone at MRM 2023 -- Who will I wander into at MRM 2025? 👀 #MRW16

My first time in the Netherlands, and exciting research is taking place. I can now confirm the following principle to be true: British supermarket sandwiches >> Dutch supermarket sandwiches. Salt is not a spice. Spicy chicken sandwich should not be saltier than the crisps I have with it

Picard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.

Room parties 🥰 🔝 @sieg.bsky.social #rubberfur

Finding a comfortable position on this chair is harder than it looks

Let's get comfortable

Time for a dry subject: dehumidifiers youtu.be/j_QfX0SYCE8

I constantly battle with myself about getting bigger, but that would basically mean steroids at this point. I'm 45 and have all the health issues that go along with that, I don't make money off my body, and I'm not competing so it would basically be just for ego. Wish my brain would move on 😮‍💨

Restrain your sub and keep their body accessible with an arm binder – just don't forget about their legs ⬜🐶: @delphidog.bsky.social 📸 : @pupsnapuk.bsky.social

Keep your gimp safe in the sun 😎 📸 : @pupelio.bsky.social

Sadly no gym today because I am a sick dog 🤒 a bit upset that I've already failed with my challenge less than a week in, but I know that it's the better choice. #FuckdogFitness

Day 5. Lots of squats and deadlifts 🦵 #FuckdogFitness

Day 4. Decent upper body workout 💪 soon my arms will be back to being slightly stronger (the 4 min yesterday is a placeholder for the bouldering) #FuckdogFitness

Finally getting around to taking a pic of it 😅 Obviously it was bought for me! I try to be a bit more subtle... 🙈

No gym for me today. Instead I did my first bouldering session, which I'm counting as a workout 💪 it was good fun #FuckdogFitness

My aim is to go to the gym every remaining day in March. It doesn't have to be a long or even good workout, but I have to do something. So here's day 2 👍 #FuckdogFitness

It's been a hot minute since I've been in the gym. Between stress, injury and study it's been tricky, and I've struggled to keep any momentum. To try and keep some accountability I'm going to post what I'm doing here, and my slightly stale telegram channel. t.me/+vR1mok10uko...

I guess it's one of those "make a lot of soup" days. So many vegetables.

Struck down with post-Darklands kennel cough 🤒 send cuddles

Belated pancake day with @gimpsimp.bsky.social (spinach and mushroom with creme fresh filing)

They say photography is like painting with light. 📸 I want to thank everyone who came and got photographs with me this weekend. 💙 Big thanks to @pupamp.bsky.social for spotting the sun shafts. ☀️

Caught in the act during the puppy walk group photo directing everyone.🐾📸 Taken by @Dobie_Ace

Successfully came down @gimpsimp.bsky.social 's throat and had Dunkin' doughnuts, so day 3 at Darklands is off to a good start 🥰

@gimpsimp.bsky.social and I are in Antwerp 🎉

Darklands! Shall be there, looking forward to doing more photography. 📸 (Examples below!) Are some slots still open if want to ping me.

pls help🥺 📸 : dunno, it was hard to tell for some reason

I've been struggling to get back into being social (or even messaging people), so here's a reminder that I exist and I'll be at Darklands 📷 @gimpsimp.bsky.social

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...