The Trump Adm is arresting Don Lemon and overcharging disruptive protesters at Cities Church to posture as if it’s protecting Christians. It’s not. DHS is staging disruptive ops at other churches, at least one of which has had to go online. ... 1/4

This was easily predicted by the writers of HBO's "Watchmen" series. One of its writers, Christal Henry, is a former Chicago police officer and discusses the dangers of law enforcement in masks in this Aug. 27, 2020 podcast about this show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_4Q...

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

Are John C*t*nz*ra and D*ante S*rv*n !CE agents yet?

The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!

In an era of rapid media outlet ownership changes, consolidations, & shutdowns, and subsequent journalist layoffs and transition to freelance/pitch work for multiple outlets and/or self-published work, it will be easier than ever to arrest known journalists if they don't have a W-2 job.

It's a good day for local arrest mad libs. Play along! Fugitive [university, hospital, or other not-for-profit] [high profile job at that institution] arrested in [southern or eastern hemisphere country] on [geographic legal jurisdiction] [crime] charges

All those shiny bloated $80,000 emotional support trucks with 6' grilles, blinding light bars, gun racks, Tr*ump flags, and Gadsden wraps, and when the literal federal jackbooted thugs & black helicopters that the right wing foretold actually show up it's a fleet of hatchbacks that answers the call.

Well surprise, he was cut loose first.

Guy wanted to be famous. He got his wish.

If N*em was indeed hired to play aspirational Fascist Valkyrie Race Guardian to white Gen X women as B*vino plays aspirational PG-13 Kilgore to white Boomer men, it would follow that she would be ousted first. She has failed to deliver her segment of the market, and she's still not a white man.

I wonder whether N*em, who like B*vino seems to have been hired mostly to orchestrate and star in video content, was hired specifically to appeal to white women, to be a sort of aspirational Nordic Bombshell Sonnenrad Barbie (mixed iconography, but they love that so long as it's coded as white).

Tamir Rice both supposedly looked like an adult and supposedly looked like he had a gun in a time and place where it was legal for an adult to have a gun, and all these white American adults nodded sagely that it was tragic but understandable that he was shot and killed on sight.

The Friend AI pendant and the Ro prescription-for-sale service have partnered to drive you into psychosis and down to 78 lbs so Rush can finish you off more efficiently, no waiting. A shout out to all who improve the Friend ads when they are safely within human reach

Youts behind me in Apocalypse Now: "It's in the 'ville. Wrigleyville, not Naperville."

"He's a modern day El Chapo!" The ancient forgotten crime lord, El Chapo, tried 2018-19.

Just Following Orders is not an explanation the administration accepted from federal agents assigned to collect evidence to be used in due process indictments and trials, and now it tells its newly hired agents that they have "absolute immunity" of they kill. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Is he reading 1980s Christian premillennial dispensationalist books and identifying the Antichrist as an aspirational figure?

That's no egg; that's a space station.

Honest to goodness, he is the modern day Martin Luther. One of the greatest posters in all of human history, relentless, inability to let any argument go in responded to, on a mission for his cause, and supremely annoying to many many people.

January 6 isn't just the anniversary of the attempted coup, it's also the last time Twitter was Twitter. Because the jokes were like running water. Plentiful, refreshing, and sustaining. Now it's a Nazi pedophile machine.

I am constantly Googling "Lazarus Pit near me"

There's a 15% chance that CPB sends a small boat full of armed thugs in fatigues zooming around on NYE, grinning madly. There's a 3% chance of them not only doing so but muzzle sweeping the crowd of revelers.

This holiday season, you (plural) know who you (derogatory) are.

It's like GGers who swarmed targets with threats in 2014 now have federal jobs wherein they are queried by reporters, think back to when they spent 24/7 demanding that Anita S recant her editorials, Zoe Q enter a convent, or both cease living, and reply the way their targets did to harassment.

I think doing about that, and trying to de-google but am then overwhelmed by the sheer number of things that they have their tendrils in and I want to lie down.

Time to don the cloak and haunt the neighborhood as the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Riffraff snowmen

A king grants lands to his favorites, or to those to whom he is indebted.

They're the worst there is at what they do, and what they do ain't effective.

Working on a horrific pun about making unagi onigiri while editing together a sizzle eel

Per the BBC, *Japan is responsible for about 20% of the world's earthquakes.* #BadInternationalPolicy

This holiday season, there's nothing sexier to place at the bedside than a humidifier and a squirt bottle of Soothing Saline Nasal Mist.

like, if there's one home-based leisure activity to actively discourage it's that glass-eyed online casino gambling

We are in for consecutive radical shifts in the cultural value of higher ed in the next 20 years, I think.

I have become so Chicagobrained that I mistook this wiseman for a Chicago-style dog.

www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b... "De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from? ... "Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."

Higher measurements of snow are possible in "an Ottawa." It could be the Ottawa in Illinois, or it could be the one in Ontario. We don't know for sure.

“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.

The way this would go is Kelly would say The Enlistment Oath says "Follow Presidential orders according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice" & Article 92 of the UCMJ specifies "lawful" orders only, so I was correct. Also, Geneva Conventions. And the court martial would say "Yes, that's correct"

Thanks, Dr*pbox. What I really wanted and needed in your hellscape was not timely file syncing, but emojis in file names.

Kudos to digital Lampwick on this bus, a disaffected youth who is using his phone to simulate playing pool.

Here's a horrible thought: LLMs are trained on stuff like S*mmers' and Epst*on's harassment advice correspondence.

So the new fabrication is that Mrs O'Leary's cow is spreading New World screw worm?

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Close Encounters of the Christmas Kind youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?...

When the possum is more credible

Th*el fears the universities because they are on the verge of initiating interdisciplinary research among the MBA, abnormal psychology, comparative religion, and broadcast communications programs.