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Public service announcement: If you wear hearing aids (even if you're only a little bit deaf) you can get a Disabled Railcard, which is a very good railcard to have.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Suicidally negative in the first half. More positive in the second, but why the holy fuck aren’t we playing like that every game?

Our free kicks are very poor. #COYS

Tel 👏👏👏

Someone please explain offside to Kolo Muani, who has been otherwise excellent.

So much better Spurs. Keep going for god’s sake! #COYS

Porro is making me sad.

Villa able to do everything Spurs can’t. Pass, run, find space, press, shoot accurately. We look like absolute amateurs.

Love the kit. Don’t shame it, Tottenham! #COYS

Mabbs! #COYS

Emma shows why Australia are so strong & how England have got it so wrong. ‘They are not run for the benefit of venture capitalists, nor for the members of private clubs, but for the very people who enjoy (or might one day enjoy) the sport they host.’ www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

"Move fast and break things," say the people who, in an uncanny coincidence, are responsible for breaking the entire planet at a terrifying speed.

Let's take a moment to think about all those people who chose today to announce the fact they didn't discover a carnyx. 🙏😢🥰 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thank you @carolinerussell.bsky.social! I deactivated X and finally made the switch. Have been meaning to do it for a very long time.

Bournemouth don’t even need to tackle our players; just wait for us to pass it back to them. #COYS

So casual in possession. So frustrating. #COYS

Porro having a shocker tonight 😕

We should probably stop giving them acres of space and oodles of time to put dangerous balls into the box. Also, maybe we should try the same, rather than depending on corners.

They've trained 170 ex-offenders. Statistically, 93 should have reoffended & gone back inside (55%). But only three have (2%). In just 3yrs XO bikes have helped rebuild 167 lives, saving £9.3m in reoffending costs in the process. xobikes.com

Big thanks @XOBikes for fixing my broken wheel today at their new shop at 176 Blackfriars Rd. XO is a social enterprise which fixes & sells donated bikes. Staff are ex-offenders who've been trained as profession mechanics. All profits go towards training more ex-offenders.

FFS Spurs you twats.

Ugh, Bentancur.

I would start fining players who don’t shoot from perfectly good shooting positions. Much better today though #COYS

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

It would have been Bernard Cribbins' 97th birthday today. My class made a video to go with his 'Right, Said Fred' and I gave him a copy. He asked for the names of every child involved. A couple.of weeks later, the school received a box of goodies and handwritten notes for every child. A legend.

More on the genius of the Asterix translations by Anthea Bell and Derek Hockridge (the “rather, old fruit” exchange is one of my favourite gags) auntymuriel.com/2012/12/23/a...

Anyway, I'm going to carry on drinking and watch the cricket, just like the England team

Rocky the Owl was a surprise stowaway in a giant spruce tree transported from upstate NY to 30 Rock Plaza. The owl was rescued by a worker and rehabilitated by Ellen at Ravensbeard. More at owlsintowels.org/rocky-the-xm... Want to donate to RWC? givebutter.com/ravensbeard-... #owlsintowels 💛🦉🎄

In the Portuguese 1st Division, Arouca played away at Santa Clara from the Azores Islands and a single fan made the away trip. After the game finishes with a 0-0 draw, the entire Arouca team and staff went to greet their sole fan

Remember when Porro scored bangers? Good times.

Could we please stop gifting goals to the opposition please? As a treat? #COYS

Just got home after a Christmas lunch with old school friends. Sounds like a driving on a congested M25 was more fun than watching Spurs. Unfortunately it wasn’t congested enough, so I’m back in time for the second half.

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

🎶he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake his vision's based on movement and the heat signature you make🎶

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

Kudus’ inability to vary his play is frustrating. #COYS

Tottenham Hotspur you absolutely clowns.

I see we’ve given up on passing well again. #COYS

Wordle 1,635 6/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sometimes I hate the English language.

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

The railway station I use are collecting Christmas gifts for homeless people, ideally a small shoebox full. Obvious stuff is sweets/chocolates, maybe warm hat/socks. Any good ideas for small treats? Nice toiletries?

I have a confession, I wander the picturesque small towns of America, killing young married women. You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year. I am a cruel necessity.

Why on earth would some Arsenal fan follow me? Get blocked, Gooner.

I may actually hate Bentancur.