Reading @pennyvixen.bsky.social Osreth books again before I get the paperback of The Orb of Cairado. I enjoy them just as much every time. Sometimes I enjoy new books, and sometimes I need the comfort of re-reading beloved old friends.

Oslo Pride video 🥹 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride #LoveIsLove

Watching the BBC CL highlights and they are somewhat at odds with the stats. Didn’t see the match as we were enjoying a pint in an ancient pub overlooking the glorious Shropshire countryside. Winning European finals isn’t for everyone, it seems.

Wodehouse and Twiglets to accompany something cold in the evening sun. Sadly not a brandy-and-soda, which would be entirely appropriate.

Sad that we won’t get to beat Pep twice a season any more.

Brilliant season for Villa, Bournemouth and Sunderland. Liverpool limp, shocking finish for Chelsea given their budget. Probably the worst season supporting Spurs since I started in 1978. Please let this be a massive kick up the arse.

That’s not the first time Sarr has dived. It’s not great, he’s a better player than that.

Please bring Madders on

I’m warming to De Zerbi as a coach, not so much his “divorced dad at the club” look.

João Palhinha you extremely handsome man.

Did a Tottenham player sleep with Neville’s wife? He is always desperate for the absolute worst to happen to us.

Come on you Spurs. Please.

Absolutely nothing wrong with the Tottenham crowd today. Great effort, the team need to match it.

Gary Neville turning up like a hopeful vulture.

After drying my hair this morning it vaguely resembled Rene Russo’s in The Thomas Crown Affair, aka the platonic ideal of white woman hairstyles. I’ll be riding that high until I next look in a mirror.

Baby robin as bold as its parent, looking for grubs around my feet.

Dune Cat Budget Version

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Pick a Bond From Photos you already have in your phone

I have accidentally bought a rail ticket online (SWR website) for tomorrow rather than today. Apparently this is an occurrence so unexpected and baffling that nobody — guards, ticket office staff, website — can possibly fix it.

Welcome back James Maddison! What a glorious sight.

FFS, Leeds have offered virtually nothing. A stupid thing to do from Tel, after a fantastic goal.

The chances of RKM and Richy both being good at the same time seem to be approaching zero.

I’d also like to say goals from outside the box fucking rule, and Thomas Frank took that from us.

Yes! Great strike Tel! #COYS!!!

I remain unconvinced by RKM.

#COYS! Same effort and intensity as Villa away please.

May the 4th be with you!

Excellent performance and result, Conor Gallagher a deserved MOM. #COYS!

Please focus lads #COYS

Who is Kolo Muani trying to pass to?

‘kin’ell Gallagher, what a strike! I thought that was heading wide, very happy to be wrong 😀 #COYS

COYS, please try your best lads

Post your warning sign

A glorious Beltane to all who celebrate. 🔥

⚠️Breaking news: Beaver falls over, tries again despite experiencing this hardship. This adorable accident was spotted on our live camera feed at Holnicote Estate.

This is an incredible tweet.

*Sean Connery voice

Everything is terrible. So here is a NICE THING.

I dared make a noise getting into bed and the dog grumbled at me from her cave bed under her blanket. We have created a monstrous diva.

Never change Spurs, you idiots.

Danso absolutely bullied off the ball there. Shame as he’s been excellent.

Jesus my heart. When we learn to defend the far post!?

What a thunderbastard from Simons!

My brain wants to call Danso Ted, in a Lasso/Dansen mashup.

As soon as the commentator said he hadn’t scored since Christmas, fucking inevitable. Porro nowhere near him.

How did we not equalise?!

What a clever assist! Intelligent play all round, well done lads. Nice finish Pedro.