ARMY BOMB AT DA MCR SHOW ♥️🥀🩸

It’s Time

Gonna see how many bday freebies I can get today while also doing my 9-5. Challenge: start

You know that thing where you chomp on the inside of your cheek by accident. Well I’ve done it 3 times today all in the same spot and now my mouth tastes like blood. Pretty awesomesauce ngl

Look at these goofballs

Do you think my mom knows I made a dirty joke

If this were printed on the label of a pasta sauce jar, I’d buy it by the case.

Still getting used to celebrities doing ad spots for mobile games of all things 😭 Like wdym Jason Momoa is in a commercial for Monopoly Go

Just finished bingeing Castlevania….I fear it was peak

EVERYBODY GET CATHOLIC NEOWWWWW

Got my new Kindle and immediately loaded it up w the fish mpreg danmei

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

New pope heating up, Conclave yaoi hitting the internet like crack in the 80s — it might be the craziest time to be a gay lapsed Catholic in recent memory

Everything is……gnarly

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It was a rainbow extravaganza Sunday evening in the DC area. We received dozens of awesome photos. Here are 4 of the best! Thanks for all the shares. Photos by Susanna Beiser, Peter Silverman, Scott Jacobson and @jfkopp.bsky.social

Everything is so depressing all the time

Y’all need to lock in for aoty open.spotify.com/album/2dsk3M...

Pope Francis reincarnation incoming….

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My extremely cynical take on the Sh1bs’ return to competition is that they tried and failed to become jetsetting influencers by coasting on their Olympic medal and, unable or perhaps unwilling to grow up and find real jobs, they’re returning to the one thing they were good at

I ate half a head of steamed cabbage w dinner tonight. It was good but I felt kinda like a rabbit.

I’m so glad I named my cat Jiji bc it’s so much fun to say. Jiji? Jiji!!! Jiji….

Made these brownies that are so dense and fudgy I almost can’t believe they’re box mix.

Now who the hell just threw away their Christmas tree in APRIL

jesus i see what you have done for others and i want that for me

Just found out the search for MH370 is back on. It’s been 11 years, isn’t that wild

Everybody say THANK YOU NEW JERSEY

The sneepy snoozer

I actually turned the AC on in my apartment this morning in anticipation of being Drenched In Sweat when I come home in the evening

Did y’all know I looooove Alysa Liu

I’m so glad she’s back in the game inshallah she will win 🙏🏼

This is crazy….I literally don’t know a cuter animal

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I’m drunk! Please ask me questions. Now is the time.

Not Muslim but I will never stop saying “inshallah” and “mashallah,” they’re so concise and useful

Every time I look at the news I feel like the Chinese Plankton meme

Gotta say, shit fucking sucks a little bit

FLOP NATIONALS OMG….

America just handed China one of the biggest soft power wins in god even knows how long

We gotta roast this hoe like when she was Maria in The Sound of Music

Anyone else on RedNote?

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Unfortunately have not been able to get this meme out of my head for reasons

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Republicans’ current fascination w “annexing” Canada and/or Greenland has to be some of the most humiliating shit I’ve seen in American politics since 1/6/2021. Like I am so fucking embarrassed rn. Doesn’t even matter if they’re serious or not, no politician should be uttering these things publicly