Trail cam has been picking up wolf goats again. Time to lay the traps.

One for @quest64official.bsky.social

I dip my teeth in bronze and bite down on the contacts of the cartridge. I swear I hear midi horns, but that might just be the fumes and the blood loss.

Crossfaded with Solvaring on a Thursday afternoon, stomping through woods and throwing pebbles at geese. "I used to throw boulders," he says. "Before the incident." "You don't need to throw boulders," I say. "They're just geese." He holds his arms out. "This big." I shake my head. "Unnecessary."

June is always a crazy month for me, but I am genuinely happy and thankful for what this account has done. Seeing things like: *People talking about other games they love without being worried about the repercussions of negativity online because this community is amazing 🧵🧵

can I come over and look at you like this

I relate to the pile of filthy laundry Princess Flora has draped over the only chair in her bedroom.

Never been part of an AI swarm before. Honestly, just happy to be part of something. @quest64official.bsky.social

Gotta love how you fight "Ork Jr." first. Then you get into the woods and encounter "Ork," and it's a grown up version of "Ork Jr." And it's like, "Oh! I was killing their children." That's emergent storytelling right there.

Happy #Questiversary!! Quest has many fun things planned for June and it's 27th birthday! We have many friends streaming, writing, arting, memeing and sharing all of June! There's also a retro giveaway stating this evening, so stay tuned! Spam #Questiversary so everyone is forced to see the fun!

Wish sad piano music played every time I passed out. Instead, it's mostly just people yelling "What the hell, are you kidding me?" or "Oh, there he fucking goes." I get to keep my progress though and I do sometimes wake up in a hotel lobby.

esse dia foi louco.

"SUBSTITUTE THIS DOLL TO ESCAPE A FIGHT." And disappoint Pedro Pascal? I think not. Nah, we throwin' hands.

Remember when I finished #Quest64 earlier this year? 😏 It wasn't a completely random decision. My review is here. Please read it, and then please play Quest 64. For brownie points: @quest64official.bsky.social @quest64.bsky.social #N64

When you're on a bridge, you know the monsters can't get you.

Plans for tonight fell through... so who wants to get absolutely shit housed on MINT LEAVES & HEROES DRINK and go mock the architect who designed Brannoch Castle? I know where he lives. I made an all Alannis Morissette playlist.

Clutching a fistful of wings, hoping it'll bring me back to something. It doesn't matter where. Just back.

Gonna tell my kids this was Zack Fair.

The Quest to complete 100 64 drawings is getting near! #Quest64 #N64

Welcome to my new mini series where we explore the enemies of Quest 64 and their lore

The wind does more than simply blow.

The fool makes it halfway through Cull Hazard, says "I can't make it," turns around, and goes back. The wise man makes it halfway into Cull Hazard, says "I can make it," gets turned around, and goes back.

If you clip through the walls in Cull Hazard, you can see the most terrible green. There is simply no worse color that can be called green. It is a color that wants you to die.

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If you pay very close attention, Avalanche has a predictable pattern. And that pattern is "Never hit the enemy that's about to kill you."

I clicked on “inspiration” in YouTube studio because I didn’t know what it was, and it is AI generated video suggestions??? Sure, I’ll just record myself beating a boss in Quest 64 that doesn’t exist. I’ve never seen anything so worthless in my life

Zelse is the sort of guy who eats E.L.Fudge cookies feet first and is super weird and vocal about it.

Climb upon the wall of Brannoch. Walk along it, I say! Regard the foundation terrace and examine the masonry. Is it not burnt brick and good?

No one who has played Quest 64 has ever felt hate in their heart.

Y'all met Jeff and Loyd? Good dudes. Can't fix bridges for shit though.

What am I going to do? The wind has stopped.

You want to travel on little one? Well it's impossible.

I've been lying low here because of the danger in the woods.

I had to clean my N64, but Brian can officially watch over me!

Brian sees a rabbit in a hoodie and immediately starts chucking magic rocks at it.

It does too much damage for such a small lad as yourself.

Twitching. Dribbling. Questing. www.twitch.tv/quest642

Another Friday night in Celtland.

I'm sure someone from the monastery can be trusted.

As Brian cast earthquake, a huge pit opened up, and 100 Young Men of Celtand fell in. And on Brian's second turn, a huge pit opened up, and 200 Young Men of Celtland fell in. At his third turn, a huge pit opened up, and Zelse fell in.

Bocchi wants you to play Quest 64! #bocchi #bocchitherock #hitorigotoh #quest64

Does Elon Musk have somebody playing Quest 64 for him? How else will he ever find respect?

The cop who pulled me over - I know he can smell the Quest 64 on my breath. He leans down and shines a flashlight in my face. "Son, have you been to Celtland today?" I floor the accelerator.