The next time without College Football will be an election year.

College Football is BACK

Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.

We did this already, right?

He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.

This is unamerican.

Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...

“OUR history”

Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”

What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?

If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds? Like a central administration of health?

Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”? Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill? Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor? Fur the lulz?

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Robot pretzel maker?

Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive. Your insistence on it is oppressive.

I smell a new Coldplay song!

Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up. Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.

RIP boys Yoga Ball. #TenYears

Not a good sign for the President, imho.

I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.

Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously. Hilarious.

I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.

I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.

Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July. Disneyland perfect.

Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.

You knew he was a snake when you let him in.

It’s Eugenics. The whole thing. Scrooge and his “surplus population” policy.

Booking flights: it would be cheaper to buy a seat for my bag, than to check the bag. I am less expensive cargo.

Back to school ads? Already? What?

“Life of Chuck” was phenomenal.

500 days

I regret to inform you that the teenage swim instructor is struggling with the 2nd graders one minute into class, already, and again, on the 4th day. The parental urge on both fronts to help and discipline the youth is strong. Yet I refrain.

I check this thing in my pocket To see if World War Three Has started *Repeat*

Our elected king is mad and is going to get a lot of people killed.

He should stand on an aircraft carrier and declare victory. Maybe a banner could be unfurled that reads “Mission Accomplished” or something.

I’m old enough to remember the Iraq war. This drum sound is very familiar to me.

Tip: I’m a casual home food preparer. I bought some professional deli containers and they are a complete game changer for prep and all sorts of things.

Suwanee is amazing and a Kearney treasure.

“ChatGPT says we should win the Motion, your honor”

I think a good metric for how good your government is functioning is how little it resembles Isis.

Trump’s “Couple of weeks” is equivalent to a pilot’s “20-30 mins”

Adobe feels like a necessary evil. Like some relic of a plug-in from 2003 that no one has figured out how to work around.

Don’t put your TV stars where your wartime Presidents need to be.

Pennsylvania's implied consent law for blood draws on DUI arrests is facially unconstitutional under Birchfield/McNeely, divided Pennsylvania SCT rules per Wecht, J. storage.courtlistener.com/pdf/2025/06/...

This reminds me of the video of that Crazytown concert. Sad. We will recover from this.

Is speeding insurrection now? Because it violates the laws of the crown?

A functional “entertain-ocracy” is fascism.

It’s becoming increasingly obvious that the confederates only want to respect laws that benefit the confederacy. Using our military in any capacity besides suppression of armed rebellion or defense of interests in global conflict is unconstitutional, and as un-American as broccoli pie.

Hang it in the Louvre