𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛: OUR MOTIVES ARE NOT YOUR CONCERN. RETREIVE THE OBJECT, AND YOUR CONTRACT WILL BE COMPLETE. READ THE DOCUMENTATION THOROUGHLY. WE WILL NOT BE IN CONTACT AGAIN. GOODBYE.

Ísafjörður, Iceland. Photo taken and manipulated by me.

check out my most recent musical release, 𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨: youtu.be/I-zz4jVEyQ0?... slowgramming.bandcamp.com/album/omens on.soundcloud.com/NfrCaK558P4s... the album will be released on your favorite music streaming platform later this week.

The rich aren't afraid of socialism, they're gatekeeping it. The rich already HAVE socialism, they're afraid the working class will find out how much it rocks

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘊𝘗-8868 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥. SCP-8868 - Anthroposcenery A spiritual reimagining / companion piece to Lily's Proposal, "The World's Gone Beautiful" scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8868

Something stirs in THE LAST OASIS coming soon to the scp wiki

Just realized my wife is no longer doomscrolling and is instead just playing balatro on her phone and for some reason I'm even more worried for her sanity now

"Celiac Disease" by Schmrgl @ ko-fi.com/s/345be03cb8 very accurate artistic representation

it's hard for me to know what to say, when things are so dire. i don't want to contribute to this feeling of doom. many of the best, coolest people i know on this planet are trans, and this is a despicable attack. please stick around, please keep creating, making weird art, putting it out there.

First draft of my new book, 𝘜𝘕𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞𝘕𝘚, is complete. It's a 20-part sci-fi horror anthology of interconnected short stories, centered around the residents of a small town in the Pacific Northwest and set against the backdrop of a looming apocalypse.

part 2/3 now available: OPEN THE GATE www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/open-the-gate Squidface is free, Site-19 is drowning in sludge. Two survivors are forced ever-deeper into the facility as the options for escape dwindle. Over in Site-180, a nameless once-HERO seeks redemption.

"Each inquiry fractures the pattern of events. There is no clarity, only feedback. He reached for the gods and found only dust. I reached for life and found only chains. Yet we both remain, etched into the marrow of the world." SCP-8882 - Space Ghost Coast to Coast scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8882

If this made people donate more and consume less thru leading by example, I could see a silver lining. I don't think it's doing that, of course, because it's run by a corporation who is banking on that "complete destruction of consensus reality" thing I'm sure won't be the end of us all. 🙃

ok i might have gone a little overboard on this draft

I made another wikidot browser game. I compare it to 𝘐'𝘮 𝘖𝘯 𝘖𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘶𝘵𝘺, mixed with a universe simulator. Try NESTED: scpdsandbox.wikidot.com/nested

faithful self-insert: A pile of 37 trillion self-actualized cells operating various structures shaped into a humanoid. It's human like everyone else, however, everyone only sees a pile of cells. My 3 remaining brain cells gained sentience and are playing the world's most dangerous game of Overcooked

#pixelscape IV - 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

#pixelscape III - 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘦

Sat down with Over the Garden Wall again recently, wildly eclectic in tone and inspiration. Effortlessly shifts from irreverent modern comedy to fairytale horror while drawing from a couple centuries of Americana and absolutely nails all of it. Instantly timeless.

I'm a Costco Acolyte! Of course I'm gonna eat a chicken bake! *Bites head off live chicken and starts rolling the body in egg and flour while chanting in Latin*.

Completely forgot to post this over here! To the SCP fans and other folks who follow me: I’ve been having trouble with my job not paying me, so while I take further action to deal with that I’ve started doing writing commissions to help me get by.

New video available to my patrons on Patreon, will be public on YouTube next Friday! watch here: tiny.cc/q6lzzz

Happy twitter engagement day! That's right! Those coveted few nights a year where someone who is very smart and cool posts something that's been done a hundred times and never fails to disappoint, and it pops off!! Quickly! children! grab your tiny nets! Shake the branches, and look!

gonna try and post these regularly; I have a backlog that has never really seen the light of day aside from a handful. #pixelscape II - rainy trainyard

Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

a short excerpt of "condemned", from my new album, 𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂. If you like what you hear, check it out :) slowgramming.bandcamp.com/album/limina...

Mockup of a SCP-6820 themed all-over print tee. Thoughts?

just testing bluesky's gif compression again... I did this last year and was sorely dissapointed to find there was no gif support and 4K images were compressed to 2K. Looks like I can finally post gifs at the very least.

Since I have you here, I might as well plug my new album, 𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂. It's liminal space themed, as the title may suggest. on.soundcloud.com/4MhRPPQq5mkG... slowgramming.bandcamp.com/album/limina...

So this is where all you weirdos went... Room for one more?

I worry sometimes about not writing enough, that I waste too much time. Then I think about the lines “The limits of art cannot be delivered. There is no artist whose talent is fulfilled.” Which sentiment was written by a gent named Ptahhotep. In 2600 BC.

twitter is down so I might as well loiter around here. how is everyone doing?

oh right this platform exists my b

I've got some things in the works, I am really hoping they pan out. Feedback has been promising :)

"probably the most well made hub page since admonition" coming soon: D E L E T I O N S

TOMORROW (10/9): SCP:OST - VOLUME II/SIDE ZERO releases on over 50 streaming platforms worldwide. Listen to this 20-track collection of SCP themes and inspired music now @ slowgramming.bandcamp.com/album/scp-os...

"I know you're really into this story, but if you're not enjoying yourself, you can just stop." - 𝙁𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 & 𝘾𝙖𝙠𝙚 (and also me to angry powerscalers)

Made a few dozen variations of my pfp, unsure of the color palette I wanted. Didn't want them to go to waste so here's an andy warhol-style collage. It's also a litmus test for how well hi-res images look on bluesky, since it's over 16 MILLION pixels square.

u wot