Disney with the boo🥰

Hello, BlueSky!

Is it art though?

Happy Sunday! This made me laugh hard.

Let me ride your face? 🍑🤤

Give it a tug

I think I figured it out. Tesla stocks are plummeting because egg prices are skyrocketing. People have to sell their stocks to afford omelettes! #PresidentMusk #VPTrump #eggs #tesla #tsla #dow #nasdaq #elon #musk #spacex #starlink #elonmusk #potus #uspoli #trump #usa #donaldtrump #401k

Happy Monday! 🍑

Oh yeah it’s butt day

Wood morning.

About last night…

Get on your damn knees.

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the gay // his pop queen

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Watch me masturbate my dick and nut all over myself 💦💦💦

It’s a PJ’s kinda night.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Oh ya know - a regular evening.

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My backside for #humpday & my #softcock for funsies 😜 #NSFW #Uncut

On Wednesdays - we wear pink. #hung #uncut #longbeach

By the way, people should understand that the admin doesn't have to shoot or gas people to kill them. If you pile people in military-run camps in Gitmo and the Panamanian jungle without adequate food or healthcare and just wait, people will die

Come get it.

Want to go visit the national parks this year? Sorry. The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

Happy Monday!

Wanted - someone to wash this big girthy uncut dick 🛀 #uncut #hung

Got a lil peckish this afternoon.

PJ’s are mandatory work from home attire, right?

Someone said it was hump day…

So damn horny. #hung #uncut

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dinner: served.

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

It’s not that I woke up early—I was summoned #morningwood #hung #uncut

That #fcf feeling…

This is what happens when your dude sends you a spicy pic when you’re at breakfast with friends.

Is anyone else turned off when dudes refer to their beautiful holes as a ‘pussy’? Or just me?

Filling that hungry hole 🍆➡️🕳️ @ricomarvel.bsky.social

Which is your fave position?

Love grey sweatpants season.