jesus: what the, how am i back? john: we collected seven dragonballs

I swore so much during my walk and LEGO build last night that I am not sure if it is safe start the next one before the kids go to sleep...

Depluralize a movie: Dungeon & Dragon: Honor Among Thief

Kicking around a low level Strixhaven adventure in my head that starts with the players in detention just as an excuse to use the adventure title "Second Breakfast Club"

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Maturing as a parent is letting your kid take the first crack at the new video game...

The internal struggle of "Take Animate Objects to give my Bard a Sorceror's Apprentice Moment" vs. "I wish to remain on speaking terms with my GM and I already have Silvery Barbs"

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

Ah yes, the children understand the day now...

Working titles for the horror film inspired by this: Gains from The Grave A Figure to Die For Adiposessed

I got to play a few games at PAX so quick recap: 1) Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meet Up In Bellabel Park. I wanted to see how the mini games would go with the kids. At Medium they felt a bit tougher than Mario Party so maybe with 9 year old, but not 5. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

One of these years I will remember to take the Monday after PAX off...

I know it will be a good night at trivia when I get an excuse to do my terrible Tom Hardy imitation

Felt my knees crumble to dust after looking up when Portal 2 dropped after swinging by the not Valve merch booth

Bad news, fam. I may have fallen into the aetherling trap

What can he say except "No thank you"?

I am more than mildly concerned that there is a booth advertising that you can play their game "with scent" at PAX

Advantages to working in office Fridays; dealing with the 8000+ recipient e-mail now so its not freezing my inbox as I try to log into a meeting Monday morning

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

I'm in a McDonald's and they are playing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." I fear my children and I are now trapped in the liminal space where the Play Place once stood...

I feel like this year so far's LEGO theme is "Bygone Technology" for my builds

Dorian Sun Vax'ildan Moon Veth Rising

Alphanumeric!

The troubles

Update: We talked to the principal about it and he thankfully handles things like these well. "No one's in trouble, and now I get to see the look on the district's IT department's faces when I tell them some 4th graders beat their system"

Me trying to get to the LEGO take and build lightsaber:

Free NPC inspired by my 9 year old mixing up letters in a hurry: Mable Laker, and kind, elderly Gnome widow who lives down the road and bakes pies. Nefarious secret optional at your discretion

Found out my 9 year old and her friends figured out the passwords for everyone in the school due figuring out the rubric and using openly available information.

Oooh, Vox Machina season 4 dropping on my birthday.

"Is this the Ashkenazi or Sephardic limbo?" ~ things overheard at a Purim Spiel

I've heard how bad our local hospital was, but didn't realize HOW bad it was until I had to deal with them this week. (I'm fine, it was just for some diagnostics that I cancelled out of frustration)

🚨Art donation to support my bestie's top surgery fund!🙌 If you donate at least 60€ / 50£ / 70USD to Zeno's Fundraiser (providing me proof), I'll sketch a quick character portrait for you (see sample below). 10 slots open for now, first come first served. ⬇️🚨READ BELOW FOR MORE INFO!🚨⬇️

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favourite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

Pour one out for all the national weatherpeople having to do cold reads of Massachusetts town names

Me: Ok, i can call it early for the nights I'm going to PAX PAX: [Announces Matt Mercer will be at Acquisitions Inc.] Me:

Wasn't expecting to start my day likening Punxsutawney Phil to The Dread Pirate Roberts, but such is parenthood

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

For when you want Beer Can Chicken, but it's too cold to grill.

We got a bunch in different fields: Olympic Swimmer Tom Wilkens Basketball Player John Crotty Drag Race Competitor Jan Sport Comedian Kurt Braunohler Actor Lou Taylor Pucci

Fun Fact: The Patriots ran onto the field to "Crazy Train" in honor of the Red Line

Ah yes, it's the "Americans give a shit about curling" that happens every four years.

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Fuckin' Bobson Dugnutt...

R: I'm disturbed that I searched "K-Pop Demon Hunters" and got this ad. [Shows gif of werewolf tenderly hugging a pregnant woman] Me: it's the legally distinct "K9 Pop: Demon Hunter"

There's going to be an adventure anthology about rescuing a princess, but she's always in another adventure in the book... www.ign.com/articles/ex-...

Spike's Junkyard Dogs in Allston, MA. Quality hot dog, amazing bread, damn good curly fries. This place was the one bright spot when I was my most depressed right out of college. There is still one left in Warwick, RI but its too far to just go for that, but I make every excuse to stop in if I can.

Felt damn good to go 2-1 in the Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease. Haven't played since before the Spider-Man set and opening 2 on color mythics goes a long way!

it is done almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done proper photo session this weekend made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard (Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)

To those about to Hunt, I salute you

Me, too, traffic cone. Me, too.