BOLOGNA IS A SEAL AND /NOT/ A HOT DOG

Torn between loudly venting into the void or quietly deleting everything again and disappearing

I wish I could like, pause and continue dreams. Had a really interesting one yesterday and I want to go back right where I left off, it was getting good! 😭

Remember to walk your lions. Unlike tigers, they're very needy.

I'll never understand how I can towel dry myself off completely, and yet somehow always remain Wet™️ So anyway now I crank the fan on high and do my best impression of a Thanksgiving turkey

Local pizza place recognizes me, I can never come back 😔

live now! twitch.tv/onthemorrows

Want to be awake and energetic and do things but I'm so sore and tired... But I'm also far too awake and alert to sleep, so what is the truth? I'm stuck in a perpetual state of laying down, I want to do things and enjoy doing them again

Let this also be a lesson that when you give ground for the icky stuff you dont like to be banned, you also get stupid shit like “human knees only” that has sweeping affects on the things you actually like! Its one step away from “one character must be feminine, the other must be masculine.”

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

defending art's right to exist, especially nsfw art, inherenetly involves you having to allow art you don't like or even think is abhorrent or reprehensible to exist. you do not have to pretend to like it or engage with it, but you need to let it exist. you give fascists an inch they take a mile.

Went outside today, and now I sleep for 1-3 months. I might actually be a groundhog...

Hotpot... good.........

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director. #NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

I hope one of those horny emoji copy pastas is how I find out when It happens.

Not to sound like a Crunchy Mom or whatever but I saw a recipe the other day that was like, dates slathered in peanut butter & a few chocolate chips then tossed in the freezer as like a Healthy Protein Snack tm and so I did it............... It's actually bangin, 10/10 would do again

training new people makes me so nervous, what do you MEAN I need to keep someone's attention and be engaging for 6 hours so they actually learn something????

Me, opening Bluesky and seeing a ton of dick pics. "Ah, yes it is fat cock friday, I had forgotten."

Oh save me Arby's Beef & Cheddar w/ no red ranch sub brioche bun and 2 packets of Arby's Sauce, save me

OK cool, I don't have the jar of sauce I thought I had and all my dinner plans need to change real fast. I don't have any of the right ingredients to make this work and every attempt to fix things has made it worse. Great. Love it. Love throwing away food

Dippin Dots with mini chocolate chips......... Chippin Dots.......

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

a corn dog is a sandwich

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"Oh Mare was the gooner plugin. Mare was only used for ERP." Wrong. Mare was for doing stupid shit with your friends and you were blind to the truth

Alright well they confirmed I'm NOT pregnant at least, now I have to wait for the rest of the results

This is so many of y'all rn

Whatever TV show my neighbor watches... There is someone talking but they're muffled enough that it sounds *exactly* like my phone buzzing on my nightstand and can wake me from a dead sleep

Haha, just got a baddie with a fatty* alert from my doctor * liver disease, possibly. Tune in next week to find out

There's a dude in a hospital gown just chilling on a gurney in the doctor office??? I've never seen one of these without someone frantically transporting it somewhere

Non-zero chance of getting a grippy sock vacation tomorrow, which is... not entirely a bad thing I guess. Do they let you grippy sock vacation at home these days or..

Oh save me singular slice of Raising Cane's toast, save me.

Fireflies on the porch 🌌 Happy Valentine's Day!! Here's my gift for all #NITW fans and MaeBea enjoyers 💙 #nightinthewoods #ValentinesDay

For no reason in particular I've been thinking about if I was a pile of candy, I'd probably be those saltwater taffys that comes in the wierd flavors like root beer or peanut butter. I'm just thinking about it..

If I manage to dissociate hard enough, could I enter 3rd person mode and regain control of my life? No, I've actually just clipped into my bed, so I guess I'm stuck here now for the foreseeable future.

Ah, I haven't actually bought groceries since like, first week of January lol and it's getting dire

Woke up to this wonderful gift from my friend today, lookit them being gay!

EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

Me: *Minding my business at 4am* The Horrors: Me: Ah.

So remember kids... Bullying works.

"These worn and broken fragments of us, this long abandoned dream, it's still waiting right where you left it."

Artezinha pro novo cartão de visita! #brart #onepiece #fanart

I wish I could do everything I want to do all at the same time. There just isn't enough time in the day to draw and write and lay motionless in bed for multiple days on end and also have to go to work, like???

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

I got home and went to make food, saw that I had leftover rice and veggies still sitting in the rice cooker from last night. This might be my 13th reason.

I'm battling art block at the moment, so have been working on some little sticker designs to get the creative juices flowing! 🙏 Hoping I can get in an art headspace again soon :) #FFXIV