do u have games on your vape

baby said my close friends stories are like 1. you know when a cigarette hits you back 2. koala bear eating a leaf for the first time 3. a picture of boom “thinking about her she ripped my flesh open today” 4. dyke drag flyer 5. “i had a dream troye sivan was the mayor”

every time i go to use the apple tv remote on my phone boom calculator

food on wooden board diet incoming

THURSDAY MARCH 27th 8pm at @macripark till late is FEMME my FFS (Facial Feminization Surgery) aftercare fundraiser! My procedure is on April 1st and i wont be able to work for a good portion of the month and any and all support would be incredible! $10 suggested Donation. RAFFLES 😈

talking when you audibly need to cleanse your being/body but you don’t sound confused

there’s something about talking with an audible need to clear your throat

I could type butch but- at the end of the day.

Butch capitalization

boop

new subway seats a little lower to the ground feeling like a giant

60 degrees and the little gay shorts™️ are already starting to bloom 🌸

sometimes i wish when i opened spotify there was a ballad called Amir

Roku City?? More like Pound Town

do i know any persians who have been to eyval and can recommend what to get there

Hello 💌 im finally at the end of a three year long fight to get my FFS and I finally have a date. Please share and donate if you are able to 💗

i was called a girl when i screamed “give it up for dune” at the oscar’s party

what do y’all even know about across the universe

💖 6 years of I’m Baby, bitch! 💖

<3

need a pet bat

Gonna take my girl to chili’s on Valentine’s Day I think

red dorito + blue gatorade = lucky charms ?

i am breathing out doritos crumbs like a dragon

FUCK I need to bake expeditiously

#mauvangelinefornightgowns omg who started this?? 😂

i made one too

Okay I made one

i use a little facial spray when i am feeling slutty (non sexual)

when will we have drafts? i have something to say about facial spray

I LOVE YOU

WE DID IT AHHHHH!!!

baby saying “i hate you” to the weird game ads

saw a man open up a tiny little mini umbrella with sharks on it for his child who is about 1.5 ft tall i will pass out

All of us watching Riffy tonight

no posting you’re listening to massive attack if your age starts with a 2

omg today sucks I hope mauve tweets something funny on here

typed podcast into spotify

forgot i skeet

watching a video of lumi attacking slicing and biting me and giggling so hard im crying

Sympathy is a boq

my body doesn’t match how i feel that’s why i cough when i smoke

woke up before both children today and thought “wow! some time to myself!” and then spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of my children

Need that goo

feeling the same way about the wizard of oz as dune

guys sorry i love be goo goo gah gah idgaf

can i have drafts here i need to have drafts