“What’s it called, rainbow road?” Amir trying to remember what rainbow sorbet is called

Holding Space™️ for the New Years Resolutioners at the gym but frankly you’re in my way

What is lemon8 and why are yall bothering me on there

I just went to the mall and saved Christmas. My brain is huge

I want to go to Mall Drag to Laugh™️ but I fear I am chained to the computer working

Thinking about how I ended my night GEEKING over stud Cynthia Erivo with my roommates

SNL being funny again is a recession indicator

Guys I’m still on Twitter because blueksky highkey doesn’t respect my boundaries for privacy … there’s nobody left over there 😩😩😩

omg today sucks I hope mauve tweets something funny on here

Masc lesbians .. asking me for my Spotify Wrapped is not hitting on me

Tokyo Banana.

who up mourning their wicked

Wait guys this is tea. I might have to leave this app to keep my job lowkey

Need to jailbreak my phone so I can revert back from this iOS update

Can’t wait for Nosferatu movie to change my life forever

Weaponized incompetence feels sooo good. I see why men do it all the time

Maybe it’s just because I’m So Lesbian™️ but Wicked is soo lesbian. Defying gravity is a love song

What’s up you fuckin delinquents