I know people post things their kids have said that sound fake. This is going to sound very fake but I swear on my life tonight I told my six-year-old she could be a lawyer and her response was "Nah... I'm not interested in participating in the law."

I actually can't be convinced that my anxieties are irrational, and I did not think I would morph into Julianne Moore in SAFE but I think that's what's happening

So many exciting Olympic things, who knew there was a quad god?! Also the dress coat style puffers the medal gals have... I want one desperately.

Moreno won!! DSA is absolutely killin it in Astoria ❤️ (I just will never understand how some people can vote DSA and t**mp but hopefully that era is over for queens and beyond)

Hello I have a thesis I need someone smarter and less tired to write about. katseye as a vessel/canvas for other artists & how their understanding + the public's interpretation and eventual acceptance of their work reinforces the meta commentary of Alice Gao and other artists who are sculpting them.

I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?

Wow every accusation is an admission proving truer every day. They were RIGHT pedophiles do have a cabal also in positions of power across all major industries. Guess how they knew.

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

The anti-trans movement will use connections btw one trans surgeon and Jeffrey Epstein to further the conspiracy theory that doctors make us trans. What our community needs to know is that trans journalists have known and cared and brought attention to unethical surgeons the whole time.

Two nights ago I had a dream where It happened and last night I had a dream I was dating Cate Blanchett. Waking realm, you are a curse.

podcasts that have video are talk shows, sometimes zoom talk shows.

I wish NYT didn't have to suck SO much. I miss the games 😭

The government should pay moms. It's labor. And money is fake. At the national level we shouldn't be pretending it's real (except for "defense" spending 😒). It has no inherent value. bUt tHe MaRkEtS, the markets are fake too b!!! It's all fake. Pay me to raise good humans so the species thrives.

the best part of the bqe is the part where it's two levels and you have that really close Manhattan skyline view and the tom fruin water tower, this is probably the least controversial NYC driving opinion (remember when the in your face billboard was the Beatles?)

Oooh we're doing 2016 ruviews... 2016 was one of the most fun years of my life despite the start of The Horrors

oh also NYC folks Families Standing With Trans Kids in District 30 is hosting a screening of HEIGHTENED SCRUTINY with panel in 1/31

fwiw my daughter is fundraising for kiddos with heart issues, and you can donate here

At this point I'm paying for so many substacks it's more expensive than legacy media but oh man so mfing worth it

✊🏻 so many thoughts about this! Overall good and shoutout to comrades with kids!!! But odd to call out LIC (not socialist in my experience unless you use its broader definition) and not Jackson Heights which has such a strong DSA showing!! No JH erasure, so much queens organizing is centered there.

In the midst of The Horrors I forgot it's an OLYMPICS YEAR figure skating yesssssss

I know it's the end of days cause I'm fuckin duck duck going for "tips and tricks to live with your climate anxiety" meanwhile every feed alternates the worst news ever with like, an ai hair products ad

Re-upping this after the Christmas/New Year break. At least one Australian journalist has not ignored my research about the harm being caused by the puberty-blocker ban. UK "journalists" do not report this because it doesn't fit with establishment transphobic narratives. 1/2

Trump Spent 2025 Making Trans Lives Unlivable. It’s Time for Democrats to Defend Them. theintercept.com/2025/12/31/t... last column of the year @theintercept.com

If I were elected mayor in 2025 (won't be til 2040 sry) I too would use my inauguration to hang out with Cole and Julio so, I continue to approve

I've had so many Bluesky thoughts lately but I am making it on here because I am truly SPINNING OUT about baby content (not the jokes love the jokes) but this is NUTS I know I sound crazy but WTF IS GOING ON HERE. I didn't realize what y'all were dealing with, delete your instagram!

Some of the odyssey casting is very very good, but I do not care for matt damon

Telling myself we haven't gotten many holiday cards yet cause everyone's having a messy year it's not just me, but deep down I know it's just cause we're so messy I haven't looked at the mail properly in over a week and the cards are just hiding in the pile.

really wish they would tbh

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

It's just never not bedtime routine time 🫠☠️😭

Okay we need to bring back parent shaming on instagram because what do you mean you tuck your baby in with blankets and stuffys?!?!?! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a swaddle or sleep sack omg

From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything. Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.

we need to respect Jersey a tiny but more. Long Island has always been the real Jersey.

the bubby told me "you're one of the reasons zohran won!" with the biggest smile and I know this sounds like a fake thing but I SWEAR she said I. I promised her I'd wake her up to tell her and she is the sweetest.

2 million people in NYC about to lose SNAP, consider donating to Astoria Food Pantry

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

despite the sometimes exhausting mental (and physical) load, the day i no longer need to be doing kids clothing shopping/rotation/mending/replacing is going to be fucking dark

damn instagram truly so toxic, you like a few baby memes and it starts shoving insane baby "facts" and "tips" down your throat. wild.

I know the world is on fire and also it's 3 am but can I interest you in a conversation about the boy band to kpop choreography evolution and somehow I also make it about SOPHIE???

I love it even more now

ya know I have been horrified by lots of the death of higher ed talk but when underfunded city school districts that compete with private schools etc have the guts not to fold over universities with BILLIONS in their endowments... yes to education but f these guys

It's giving Mitchell's vs the machines

Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?

Whatever, I feel uncomfortably seen by too much and I love it and it's hilarious. And honestly, Lena Dunham actually is a voice of a generation, and how frustrating she can be is part of what makes her truly a millennial icon. Cause we're a mess.

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

Tbh, sad if any TERFs are genuinely trying to engage with feminism (most aren't). One of the great feminist milestones of my life, an expansive moment when I knew & felt I was grappling with The Real Shit, was turning a critical eye to gender & looking outside instead of within its social frameworks