A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks

Looking for this application rn, I think I spilled coffee on it earlier

A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks

Absolute horses

Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow

Broke: Meta glasses Bespoke:

Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE

Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes

Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?

Absolute horses

Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here

What if I forgot and posted from my alt?

Again, I encourage all of you to remember that the alt text space is a place for more jokes

Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?

You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me

Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat

Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat

It turns out it's not illegal to patent the horrors persisting

This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse

This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse

It turns out it's not illegal to patent the horrors persisting

It's possible that Trump could figure out a way to manipulate the US patent office into doing his bribes and if that got news coverage people would get mad at this account. And that would be pretty funny

How many inventors does it take to invent a better way to change a lightbulb? Just one, and a whole lot of ritalin

Muenster Marlboros would go crazy

I can personally attest to prior art being installed at Clark Hall Pub in 1989. They also had a flat surface on top for your drink.

You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me

This is considered an "off label use"

After a long day the first step to relaxing is

They should start making these now, for the potential feline-based hilarity.

Another patent well ahead of its time in terms of being perfect for the sickos of this site (complimentary)

After a long day the first step to relaxing is

How do you make friends in your 30's? A one person seesaw

they're calling it "The Babuchet"

I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this.

I assumed this was fake but it's absolutely real Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...

Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here

As if I needed another reason to eat cigarettes

This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object

Can I get a pack of uuuuuhhhhhhhhh parmesan pall malls

A US attorney general filed a patent for a big dick toilet once

Geppetto's first attempt at designing a real boy

Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark

I'm in flavour country

It's for industrial production of this

Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark

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Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!

Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!

Bluesky's most wanted patent: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks

The solution for those of you who struggle to transport a single banana: