I have been sucking air for 50 years today. These little plastic guys came by way of post to commemorate the event. Or they’re going to eliminate me. Either way, they look good #GIJoe

I’ve been wondering what to do with the Void Rivals characters Solila and Darak. I think they’d be useful as some kind of cybertech mercenary duo, an intelligent sort of contrast to the Dreadnoks #GIJoe #VoidRivals

It’s odd. You have a chunk of the line of succession gathered at one event, and no IDs are required. Identification was not needed to enter the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Only a ticket was required to get into the ballroom. Nowhere in the hotel was an ID necessary.

They’re still at it #GIJoe

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

The pressure campaign is working. The USDA Forest Service just spoke out, attempting to explain what they’re calling “fact vs. fiction.” Don’t trust this administration, all they do is lie. They know they’re losing businesses are pulling away, and everyone is speaking out.

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head

New Micronauts! Emperor and 2 flavors of Time Travelers. And Lady Jaye with a Captain America helmet #Super7 #Micronauts #GOJoe

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold & are not clothed. ...Spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children." - Gen. Eisenhower

A Mzimu Trooper gets the drop on Recondo #GIJoe #OperationRecall

New ReAction+ ARAH #1 Cobra Commander is pretty comic accurate. And the reprinted comic FEELS like 1980s comic book paper! #Super7 #GIJoe #Cobra

RIP Sam Keith

Insane to watch the same people who convinced their supporters that antifascism is unamerican, also convince christians that they’re going to do the work of god by doing the literal work of the antichrist

Man… these Star-Vipers always seem in crap condition. The gold paint couldn’t survive being packaged, let alone played with. And these guys were played with hard. But they’re looking more presentable already #GIJoe #Cobra #spacecowboy

Definitely some sexual tension happening between Zargonaut and Blackstar #GIJoe #Skeletron

Very much worth the watch youtu.be/Q70RSF64H8o?...

I don’t understand it, Dr. Venom - the thing was in perfect working order. But every time we try to run the scanner on this Joe - it trips the breaker. We’ll keep trying but it’s the damnedest thing #GIJoe #Cobra #weirdscience

Zargonaut and Yeti made it in today #Skeletron #GIJoe

Well, if we don’t make it out together, it’s been fun… #GIJoe #Super7

Fantastic. Really hoping we get a more comic accurate set of the og13 #GIJoe #Super7

i know my audience

Roses are Red Trump's an imposter

carry your personnel in armor #GIJoe #GridironStudios

White Mortal and his DIRE wolf cautiously approach the ominously glowing eldritch idol #GIJoe #Cobra

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Time for a history refresher, I guess

I gave my #Super7 ReAction+ Jinx’s face some lip color, some eyelid shade & cleaned up her hairline. Then gave the whole thing a glossy coat. Much improved #GIJoe #ninja

It feels like the majority of knowledge I gained from social studies classes in middle school about civics and American government is useless now. I was promised three branches of government and checks and balances.

Larry is the best

Oh damn - this turned out pretty great. Fresh aloo gobi served with a lentil patty I made yesterday

Ramar gets his revenge on the Commander #GIJoe #Super7 #Sunbow

It would be easy to confuse a flotilla with a flour tortilla

It was very intentional

REGISTERED VOTERS ARE REGISTERED. If the name doesn’t come up on that registry, or if there are multiple names or other inconsistencies - then you investigate. A MASKED, ARMED & BELLIGERENT INDIVIDUAL KIDNAPPING, ASSAULTING & SHOOTING CITIZENS IS THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THIS

My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!

Looking past “Indigenous cultures existed here for thousands of years prior” - the Europeans mixed into what became the US were heavily Spanish, Italian, German, French, Slovakian & other eastern countries, & Asian, African & Indian slaves way back before the nation officially existed. Idiot

I made gobi Manchurian for the first time, served with Norwegian salmon. Very tasty. Very crispy

Deep Six replaces the pressure seals on his diving suit while Barbecue (hopefully) catches some dinner #GIJoe

Maaan… the guys are never gonna believe this! #GIJoe #nocturnalvisitations

New on deck - Hardtop. One of the more pricey single figure purchases I’ve made, with a good bit of paint wear and obviously missing his microphone, but still good to have in the collection. Very nice sculpt that should definitely have been re-used #GIJoe

THEY HAVE ALL OUR DOCUMENTS ON FILE - THE SAME DOCUMENTS THEY LET MUSK DOWNLOAD FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL USE! + since it’s tax season - they also shut down the free to use federal tax site, even though THEY ALREADY HAVE OUR TAX INFO AND KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH THEY OWE US BACK BUT MAKE US PAY TO GET IT

Q: Is there a sexier kink-coded uniform than the HISS Driver uniform? A: No #GIJoe #Cobra #kink

Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.