They’re teenaged, they’re mutants, they’re ninjas, they’re turtles, they’re #GIJoe 3-3/4” o-ring sized #TMNT #Super7

Brothers, or…? #whoworeitbest #GIJoe #TMNT #Super7

From HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT: "Trump covers up crime with scandal. That is his main propaganda tactic, the one few seem to be able to discern...The crimes are much worse than the scandals, but the media will always take the scandal bait."

I'm not joking when I say DRIVING OVER AND CARRYING A CRT TV TO SOMEONE'S HOUSE IS LESS ANNOYING THAN SETTING UP A BUNCH OF ACCOUNTS TO PLAY ONLINE

“Well, the human body is roughly 60% water, so if we, the evil overlord architects of this dystopia, aren’t actively exploiting this resource by farming the poors to keep our data centers running - can we really even call ourselves ‘evil’?” -this vile piece of shit, probably

If Mad Max had a more dayglow punk vibe and took place in a swamp instead of an arid wasteland, these two siblings would be the ones running the show - under the supervision of their older brother, of course #GIJoe #Dreadnoks

Or more likely, feeling stupid is a sense of entitlement

“The way I see it - it’s not our jurisdiction. Some reanimated corpses, a lycanthropic mutation, a humanoid amphibian, an elderly Egyptian high priest, a Transylvanian nobleman - not a single spectral entity. Sorry to bother you folks. Have a good evening.” #Super7 #ghostbusters #universalmonsters

"We think that these virus infections can be almost like fuel for the fire" If viral infections can help reactivate dormant cancer cells like some data suggests, shouldn't we have respirator masks in oncology? www.latimes.com/science/stor...

If you take some mod podge or elmer’s glue, dye it red with a bit of paint, drizzle and pour it out over some parchment paper and let it dry - you get some pretty nice and reusable pools of blood #GIJoe

Raijū - Kyonshii trainer of the Aka Clan, a conflicted individual with a quick temper and rage fueling his hunger for power, his attempts to unearth any personally redemptive genealogical qualities has given him a trove of secrets which could destroy Horai #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Kudan - enforcer of the Aka Clan, formerly ostracized from the Seichi Clan, he is a brash, conflicted individual eager to prove a maturity that has not quite fully developed #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Knock-Out - mysterious champion of the Sabo Clan, he nearly lost his life while fighting in the Western War, but was rebuilt with cybernetic enhancements by the Meglio Corporation #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Military logistics 101 - nutritional rations are as essentially vital to victory as are a steady supply of munitions #halfthebattle #Cobra #GIJoe

Fūri - mischievous henchman of the Aka Clan, he believes he is an incarnation of the legendary Monkey King, and plays the part accordingly #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Badger - ninja tactician of the Seichi Clan, he fights with a calculated viciousness despite the injury he sustained in the Western War #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Omen - clairvoyant ninja of the Aka Clan, he fights to procure a more equitable and prosperous future for all of Horai #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe

Corporate IP harvesting uses nostalgia to acclimatize viewers to subpar writing, predictable plots, paint-by-numbers 2D character development and stories that don’t do anything novel with their narrative. Younger people who haven’t been shown how to have better taste fall for it. Give me complexity!

No more revivals of simplistic comic book storylines or space operas or toys from the 80s! The corporations prove Mark Fisher correct because our collective narrative imagination is just a zombified repetition of successful products from the 80s, 70s and 60s. Popular culture kills originality! 💀💀💀

Oh hell yes - we have ninjas #LegendsoftheHiddenForce have arrived #whiskeyjacktoys #GIJoe #ninjas

Tanks of #GIJoe

Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends, and we turn it into poetry. -Kait Rokoeski #darkcottagecore

Perfection

Early bird gets the worm. Er… snake. #GIJoe

-“I thought we were gonna have some help putting this thing together.” -“I hate to break it to you, but you are the help.” -“Oh. Well, shit.” #GIJoe #Cobra

I’d never seen this Lanard Corps amphibious personnel carrier before. It serves well as a Cobra troop carrier, if a bit under-scaled #GIJoe #Cobra

Now the real torture begins.

Motocompo Ninjitsu #GIJoe

Shipped April 16 from Massachusetts, went to Connecticut, back to Massachusetts, lingered a week before receipt in Puerto Rico where it stayed for a week, went silent for 5 days, then Florida, Indiana and finally Midway, PA. Crazy mission I guess #GIJoe #Cobra #blackmajor

We're all very concerned.

This new Chaka Khan ain't got no business going THIS HARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Funky AF youtu.be/jFrZ28YkFZ4?...

FUCK YES SPIDERS

If, instead of using jargon like "gerrymander" or "filibuster", people talked about how politics work, I think people would be a lot angrier about how politics work.

Firefly works in the shadows #GIJoe #Cobra #sabotage

I have been sucking air for 50 years today. These little plastic guys came by way of post to commemorate the event. Or they’re going to eliminate me. Either way, they look good #GIJoe

I’ve been wondering what to do with the Void Rivals characters Solila and Darak. I think they’d be useful as some kind of cybertech mercenary duo, an intelligent sort of contrast to the Dreadnoks #GIJoe #VoidRivals

It’s odd. You have a chunk of the line of succession gathered at one event, and no IDs are required. Identification was not needed to enter the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Only a ticket was required to get into the ballroom. Nowhere in the hotel was an ID necessary.

They’re still at it #GIJoe

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

The pressure campaign is working. The USDA Forest Service just spoke out, attempting to explain what they’re calling “fact vs. fiction.” Don’t trust this administration, all they do is lie. They know they’re losing businesses are pulling away, and everyone is speaking out.

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head

New Micronauts! Emperor and 2 flavors of Time Travelers. And Lady Jaye with a Captain America helmet #Super7 #Micronauts #GOJoe