2026 basically

The oral tradition absolutely does not extend to dreams. One can read dream journal entries that strangers have shared and delight in it, but people verbally describing their dreams in real time remains torturous.

a good driver may miss their exit now and then, but a bad driver never does

One of it not the strongest Weekly Shonen Jump author comment I've ever read.

everyone who bought a Virtual Boy, this is you

I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.

🎶 Here's a story Of the Titans' coaches 🎶

"This here's a .357 Magnum—" [disguised by a fake cough] "—shooting .38 Special"

I met a traveler from an antique land Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

consider this edit I made my proof of how old *I* am

Age verification? I can sing the entire theme song for the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude from memory.

It's fun pretending this is an Eve Online political map and that the BTS Army Fanfiction Community is a power bloc renting out mining rights to the neighboring Theme Park Enthusiasts. Encroachment from UK Learning Disability Nurses gank squads may destabilize the region, however.

"I went to watch a halftime-show discourse and a football game broke out!" -dad on social media

Every pizza place has one guy working there who looks like this

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Ive watched this about 100 times. This is why the internet was invented. Right here. Peak content.

this photo was provided "[c]ourtesy of the Pleasure Dome" but not Tom Terrific himself so I like to think that the Pleasure Dome had an archivist on staff

ATTN @mrgeop.bsky.social

me watching the forecasted daily highs slowly claw their way up to above freezing

hey everyone, check out my new light novel "Now I Gotta Be a Wingman in Another World?!" coming out never

I found out that in Finnish, an idiom for saying someone doesn't think straight is "doesn't have all the Moomins in the valley" and I'm gonna have to steal that

Final Fantasy XIV players when the math problem they're working on comes out to 5.3

hey, I drew the original key art for this collection -- let me draw the additions! Let me draw Bonkers

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.

I'm having work done in my office, and since the wall is torn open, I decided to leave a surprise bonus for the next adventurer. 🍗

people trying to sleep on the sphere-facing side of the hotel

ALIEN COP: we can't take the shot because there's no way to judge the distance HUMAN COP: wait, Chief, my two eyes can stereoscopically estimate the distance through depth perception ALIEN: those two eyes always did freak me out, but dammit, I guess it's our only chance

ALIEN COP: dammit, we can't rescue the hostage because they're trapped in a room filling with poisonous gas HUMAN COP: what's the gas, Chief? ALIEN COP: oxygen HUMAN COP: ...I'm going in ALIEN COP: Reggie, you can't, it's a suicide mission HUMAN COP: trust me

ALIEN COP: this bomb will explode unless we get some salt water HUMAN COP: I can secrete salt water from my skin when I get hot or tired, Chief ALIEN COP: we're damn lucky to have you on the force, Reggie

*arcade stick slams somewhere in the venue and someone's like FUCK* the venue:

i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork i don't need the

this is genuinely incredible

they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure?? www.fangamer.com/collections/...

From sapphire-weapon.tumblr.com's summary of Famitsu's Resident Evil 9 interview. Nakanishi is the director and Kumazawa is the producer. It's official: the reason Leon looks so hot in RE9 was because he was literally designed by an officeful of women who were asked not to spare their female gaze

I don't think I have 10,000 button presses in me

The print I snagged at this year's Arcade Pit

get in the Snorlax, Shinji

Testin out my new MAGFest cosplay outfit, Middle-Aged Guy Who Just Walked in from the Rain

What's up peeps IT'S ya boy Squint currently the 13th best Robotron 2084 player here at MAGFest 2026 be sure to hit that like and subscr

Current POV: Pikmin playing duckpin

I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled

Indie gaaaames! I don't think I'll be able to do my yearly rundown in realtime this year 'cause mobile data is getting slammed down here

The MAGFest LAN room brings a tear of joy to my eye.

MAGFest is a place where a guy who looks and is dressed exactly like Jeffrey Lebowski can walk by and have you wondering if it's cosplay or a coincidence

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I'm gonna mag all the fests starting tomorrow

It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.