I now begin my holiday duties of repeating everything my mom and aunt say to each other at a volume they can hear

...Merry Christmas.

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

time to thaw him out

WEB BROWSERS IN 2014: We believe in privacy, transparency, and the open-source web WEB BROWSERS IN 2025:

whenever i get an automated email

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

hahaha so the "Warrior Dividend" is just BAH run through a spin team

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize hard-drive.net/seymour-guad...

More movies need scenes where two normal-sized people have a fight in the middle of a model town or city which makes them look kaiju-sized. I mean, filmmakers should be tripping over themselves to join the ranks of titles such as Hot Fuzz and Street Fighter: The Movie.

There's only two possible reactions to this music: a shrug, or a thousand-yard stare followed by a shiver. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mx...

Street Fighter the Movie, No the Other Movie, the 2026 One: The Game

*runs downstairs in footy pajamas* ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYx...

We all owe JCVD an apology.

ATTN girls: is this dinner?

I hate when I draft up an amazingly thorough explanation of something in a work email, complete with screenshots and lists, and after firing it off I get a call in which I have to pretty much audiobook that same email into the phone because the recipient didn't feel like reading it

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show

Groverhaus is the bar, Reddit person. Let's see what you got.

maybe i am going insane

COWORKER: Getting excited for the holidays? ME, WITH A CONSTANT "MAGFEST" THOUGHT BUBBLE OVER MY HEAD: Kinda.

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Most people don't know how much Yoshitaka Amano popped off for Final Fantasy XI. Some of his best art.

I'm at the Gaylord National Harbor today with family for their holiday Ice event and they got a whole gingerbread village next to the check-in desk

Happy Veterans/Armistice/Remembrance Day.

it's chaos in Kabukicho, but I love the vibes

this is the thing that ate those kids in The Raft by Stephen King

this is a goddamn Renaissance painting

a brief commentary on the passage of time

Big if true: fella just got wallet-inspector'd in 2025 in a video game (ARC Raiders, for those curious) Eve Online woulda chewed him up and spit him out

Now that I've attended a hockey game, I'm permitted to post like a grizzled longtime fan, so here I go. Capitals offense last night:

Now it's time for HALLOWEEN IN CHINATOWN WOOO Haha just kidding, it's a shower, hotel TV, and bed for this guy

Caps lose 3-1. Oh well! I do like how an ice hockey game has a LOT less pomp and padding than a football game. In and out in under three hours, not bad

Doing the Time Warp more than once? In *this* economy?

In DC for the Capitals-Islanders game tonight!

"THIS bird's gonna fly!"

rescuing from That Other Site a Halloweeny photo I took in 2016

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Pierogiii

Hmm not really in the mood to start a horror-movie plot on myself

Current POV: Ocean City, MD, boardwalk fries, and the Atlantic Ocean

"Today is the only day you can post this":

don't talk to me until I've had my coffee or while I have my coffee or after I've had all that coffee.

every TTRPG GM has had some variant of this conversation in their brain while designing scenarios