clear eyes, full roster, can’t lose

now i know her ass did not say once my flame and twice my burn…..

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

how it feels to be constantly pursued like a prized prey animal and still go to bed lonely every night

another day another adult diaper fetish post on my discover page

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to do things just for attention

d’angelo got me laid so much dude literally RIP legend

every pop-up menu, every notification tone, every spasm towards the screen - is a microfissure in your holy mission to achieve what god set out for you in your art

“yeah sex is cool but have your tried-” whatever you are about to say is nowhere near as good as sex

this post saved my life

the government is trying to distract me from their occupation of major american cities by showing me women with beautiful asses and sadly it’s working

a t shirt that says “smol bean fucker”

you remind me of this other undateable girl i know

humans still solo the whole lineup

a facetime call that starts with her shitting and then leads to her breaking up with you and then ends with her shitting ✅

i’m bisexual so i can say this

Just learned that one of you acted in a manner somewhat beneath yourself in a moment of weakness and insecurity and yes genuine pain. And that in that moment what should have been your problems became someone else’s problems? Considering how best to punish this good and hard

yeah babe this rave is great but these transgender lesbians have had a few too many tylenol if you know what i mean

they saw those OwO what’s this bullets and said we have GOT to get on top of this autism stuff

in all seriousness this song is sending me into psychosis

girl told me yesterday i’m one of the only people she knows who looks good making eye contact when i’m giving head… lesbian fall i will destroy you

the way i just got a spam political fundraising text and it’s for a guy my ex wife used to fuck when we were together…. #yep that’s #mylife

hey is it normal for having a crush to fill your blood with panic and your bones with sorrow or is there something wrong with me

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

new algernon cadwallader album in 2025???? we are so back

me and ash cut from the same cloth fr

i can’t believe that it’s likely that my “use gooner hypnosis on hyper online men to make them destroy the government” idea is maybe about to take off

to be fair…. bullets inscribed with “notices bulge owo what’s this” have been foretold by american culture for almost 2 decades

Soup of the day: Sunny side up egg

doing my favorite bedtime activity :) getting on tinder and swiping until i see a woman so beautiful i have to moan and stare at the wall until i fall asleep :)

the arc of my weight fluctuation is long but it bends towards thickness

i might sound high but i genuinely don’t know why people feel compelled to post/talk about whether or not something should have happened. it did happen it already happened. “omg that was bad i wouldn’t have done that.” okay. someone did it already. it is the past.

i learned about charlie kirk getting shot via audibly laughing teenage hosts on the local independent radio station in between cocteau twins songs lmfao

i like going to the doctor. before they give me my apretude shot they make me talk to the hottest little gay man of all time and he touches my legs

you knowwwww he’s in the hotel room begging the girls to spray his face when he knows damn well they can’t lmaoooo

they’re saying she’s worth a lot of money

i’m almost one of the new york girls until its castration movie digital premiere and first eagles game of the season on the same night

literally cannot stand this weird guy but he tore here

goodnight ❤️

#Minnie’s about to start shedding her coat

(to the tune of summertime sadness) i got that summertiiime summertime penis 🎶

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to get an infection