Hump day is good for making me wanna be smothered. 🫠

I tripped.

🤓

I haven't completely ruled it out but I have internal work to do before I'm able to offer of myself in the way that I feel a parent should.

We interrupt this program to bring you... Butt. 📺

Listen, they're gonna cuss, fuss and try to argue with you but you ain't wrong!

Like I wanna feel bad but the other option was killing the bull so One Thousand Years of Death it is. 🥴

Now why can't I sleep? 🥴

For You page is gonna do it every time.

Ate this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Choice and opportunity. I do not be outside lol

Don't be ashamed of your creative outlet. 🙏🏽

I think Jennifer Hudson doesn't come off as personally interested in her interviews and that's why people drag them. It gives auntie who always asks you about school but doesn't give af frfr and you both know it.

God's plan!🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

let niggas be gay, bro.

WHAT. DOES. MARCELLUS. WALLACE. LOOK LIKE?? 🗣️🗣️

Not the Pokérap having a son!

Still here

One of two meetings cancelled for today. Praying for that second one to get the axe!

Me today: Happy 420

The prudes when somebody posts their wagon at 10AM on a Monday morning:

They haven't yet invented a sandwich that's outdoing a bacon, egg and cheese. 😮‍💨

And still. 😮‍💨

How was everyone's day? 🤗

Bad enough to practice bad hygiene but why do these "journalists" and content creators have to shout it from the mountaintops? 🤨

Mama say Mama saw My Microsoft

I plan to steal your heart again on Saturday and Sunday nights.

Good morning saints, sinners and according to that thread, shooters! 💦💦

This sleep is gonna hit me like a mack truck. 😩

You tell me 🙇🏽‍♂️

Don't be impolite. Wave back 👋🏽

Sorry, had my hands full.

Thunder Tiger 🌩️🐯 #pokemon #art

Today has been such an adventure. 🫠

Another round before work? 🤔

Walked outside and right into a spider web with its creator dangling right in my face. I guarantee you anybody still sleeping in this complex is woke now.

Good morning nerds and friends! ☀️👾

Sorry, had my hands full.

This shit is STILL glitching up a storm?!

I did take the opportunity since Bluesky is experiencing mesothelioma to clear 50 gigs of memory up on my phone. So, silver lining. ✨

Okay well if anyone can actually see this, good morning. 😂

Okay who broke the app? I muted one person and everything started seizing.

Bored and whoreknee can only mean one thing!

Alright, I've resisted long enough! Officially starting on the Bleak Beach remodel. 🙂‍↕️

Y'all show out each and every Wednesday. 😍

You know you’re an introvert when… - You want to go home before you even leave - You’re chatty online but quiet IRL - Small talk feels awkward & exhausting - A cozy night in beats any night out - You regret plans made during a rare extrovert moment - A surprise knock at the door = panic mode

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY!! 🥳🎉🎊🎁🍾

As a queer man, I AM NOT A SIN! I wish yall would stop with that “no sin is greater than the other” bullshit! Don’t equate me LOVING the same sex as a fucking adulterer or a murder bitch!

rest is not a waste of time rest is not a waste of time rest is not a waste of time rest is not a waste of time rest is … it is… it is a waste of time rest is not a waste of time

Did not have me jumping back into Tumblr on the checklist for this year but here we are lol