Ever since my back surgery, my dog cuddles up in a ball and sleeps pressed against my back, exactly where the scar is. I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs

I was talking with this stranger about our experiences with face blindness, when we both suddenly realized that we knew each other.

Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/

If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway. 2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content. Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

If negative self talk were an Olympic sport, I’d probably come in last

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Do not obey in advance

It’s awesome that hotels have swapped out free coffee for expensive garbage. #luxury

they pulled Marvel Snap too. now they have made an enemy of gamers