Importantly... Did you know they seal cans of worms with cork?

It’s opening night of AND THEN THERE WERE NONE at @lyricartsanoka.bsky.social That’s me as Dr. Armstrong below! Watch our trailer on YouTube and join us for the original thriller murder-mystery from Agatha Christie! 🎭👏🖤 Grateful to be back at LA with this talented cast & crew. #MNTheatre

Here is something dumb I made to celebrate. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780... #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #fontjoke #ferrisbueller #book #writing #author

Here is something dumb I made to celebrate. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780...

Probably unrelated. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

This is... a little late. @pulmyears.bsky.social was a generous, funny, and kind guest on @danandjay.com and I should have released this episode LITERAL MONTHS AGO. My sincerest apologies to Paul, who wrote the brilliant "John Candy: A Life in Comedy." He was a damned delight to have on the show.

The Cameron Frye quote from #ferrisbuellersdayoff that I carry with me. On my glasses. My purple glasses. djch.xyz/ferris to pre-order 'Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero.'

Thanks to IndieWire for running this excerpt! #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #ferrisbueller #johnhughes #movies #books #author #writing

After almost two years, I can finally announce that my next book from @1984prods.bsky.social will be Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero, the history of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It releases June 2, and you can pre-order now at djch.xyz/ferris. More soon, & I'm looking to do Q&As and attend screenings.

Another version of the #cupnoodlesprotein ad I did voice over for. On-camera is the delightful Dominique Owen. #acting #vo #voiceover #commercials #cupnoodles

The “Redaction Gown”

The only thing I don't have is all the necessary b-roll of me writing/pondering/walking/etc, and I think my best bet is to find a well-known actor willing to do an hour's worth of pretending to be me for the price of a cup of coffee. Top 2: @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @marawilson.bsky.social

Just heard it in public for the first time!

Still unsure why I didn't get this audition. #vo #voiceover #audition #acting #scream #horror #movie

Well now that I have commercials that aren't old shitty web copy from the late 90s (I'm assuming) here's my commercial reel with actual ads! Fun. #vo #voiceover #commercial #reel

I guess the commercial is out! I'm the voice of Cup Noodles Protein! #vo #acting #cupnoodles #voiceover

DM: Possession. RB: Now, read the card to us, and then reveal your possession. (DM takes out a long case) DM: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless... With

Library spaghetti #libraryspaghetti #librarypasta #library

I don't know if an AI would pass the Turing Test but what's sad is we can know something is fake but try like hell to convince ourselves otherwise because some are so desperate to believe in whatever it is people think AI represents. For me, it's just made me realize I would be a bad guy on TNG.

I either did or didn't need this rabbit hole today.

Unboxing the first piece of gear for my upcoming author tour, Kompakt by Mudita. #stream #author #writing #gear #tech #eink #phone #authortour youtube.com/live/jQ_SF646JHE?feature=em-lsb-owner

It's the first time I've been published in a comedy magazine! It's about #DickDavy, #comedyonvinyl, and the album I produced for @standuprecords.bsky.social last September. Thanks so much to @americanbystander.bsky.social & Michael Gerber for putting me in such good company. @alanzweibel.bsky.social

I'm going to be documenting this year's author tour, but my camera is out of date and heavy. I'm currently looking for camera/audio sponsors-in-kind, but if you know someone who can help, here's my Author Tour 2026 wish list. Supporters will be credited as Executive Producers. djch.xyz/jkwish26

Today marks 15 years since the 1st episode of the #comedyonvinyl podcast where Dan Gomiller, @fakemikeworden.bsky.social and I talk *over* @alyankovic.bsky.social's In 3-D. 305 eps later, I ended the show with Al. Thanks to @standuprecords.bsky.social for sponsoring & to so many guests. djch.xyz/cov

Guys, I've been doing it wrong. My new bios will all start more along the lines of "Jason Klamm is a legendary, iconic juggernaut of pure, blistering talent in the entergagement space."

Can there be a moratorium on reaction GIFs of kids when someone sees a double entendre or finds something secretly horny online? We *all* thought of the punchline, people, but only you thought *that* was appropriate. Some people are weird as fuck.

Recorded my first commercial for an international brand in my closet booth. I don't do this every day just yet but I'm so happy I get to do it all. I still have one of Phil Hartman's NewsRadio ties on my wall to remind me that one day I'll be doing a cartoon voice. #commercial #vo #booth #voiceover

Hey Internet Friends, I am looking for a small to medium amount of freelance graphic design work, 10 - 20 hours per week tops. So if you know anyone that needs their graphics designed, send them my way!

Meanwhile, you can't see me but I'm technically in this shot five or six times, also in "The Aviator." I clearly am allowed all this pissy criticism.

Yes, going "toe-to-toe" with that absolute legend, Leonardo DiCaprio, who always seems like he's a little boy doing an impression of a grown man, and has seemed natural precisely twice in his career. (I haven't seen extremely loud and incredibly everywhere yet) Truly Alan Alda's greatest moment...

I need a mobile camera rig to shoot what I hope to be a book tour, so if you know of or work for a camera company that would like to sponsor an author with a book about a very popular 80s comedy I'll plaster their name all over the final product. I just can't haul around my old Canon SLR for this.

Your pet's name in a gif

Because my name is impossible to pronounce for some people, and annoying to spell, my books are all now at comedybooks.net. The only one not up there yet is the next one, which will be announced soon. #author #comedy #books #writing #newwebsite

My first traditionally-published book came out September of 2023 from @1984prods.bsky.social. This was the best trailer I made for it. It was about sketch, so I made a bunch of commercial parodies. New book announcing very soon. #author #writing #comedy #history #nonfiction

This idea is absolutely brain-dead and absolutely everywhere.

Curious to see everyone's draft posts that they're saving for when it finally happens.

Sad news. He directed so many episodes of my favorite show, Newsradio. deadline.com/2026/01/tom-...

Got a theater in your hometown? Run a bookshop or work at a library? How about a con or a theater or any place where people might go? My next book comes out later this year and I'm making plans. This book has to hit, and I'm doing everything I can to make it happen. DM me or comment w/info.

Bruh.

First draft of my next book is finished.

Watching the Christmas 2025 "Would I Lie to You" and enjoying David Mitchell being David Mitchell and actively ignoring creepy fucking David Walliams trying to make two fat jokes at David's expense. For the record, 99% of Mitchell and Webb sketches are funnier than entire seasons of Little Britain.

I drove myself insane trying to find a guy who no one asked me to find. Seven years later I finally produced a record of his lost material.

All I want for Christmas is enough money to function and also for someone to find me in the background of one of these Chronicles of Riddick premiere photos because I sure as fuck was there: www.gettyimages.com/search/2/ima...

I keep forgetting to add "-ai" to my searches and if I see the phrase "most likely refers to" again I'm going to smash my fucking computer screen to bits.

Chicago, 2001. #chicago #boardoftrade

Christmas is coming The goose is getting fat Please to put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny A ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny then HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED

Hi fellow movie nerds. I need to know if someone can get me a 4K capture of a scene from a movie I'm writing a book about. Message me please if you might be able to help.

Why oxygen is overrated