all computers are muslim

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

In a better world your first and second core devices would be a homebrew computer and an open-source phone. The third would be a 3d printed gun.

investment in information-processing equipment and software was only 4% of U.S. GDP for the first half of 2025. i’m sure “we” will be fine. “David Sacks”, however, might be a smidge exposed.

wait weren’t we just eating shit for owning too many new devices

new merzbow record with an AI cover ?? 🥴

everything is a state machine. your mum’s a state machine.

“lazy use of unwrap blew up a process and took out the internet” bzzt. wrong. judicious use of unwrap blew up a process instead of allowing an Extremely Named CVE to happen and spraying your bank account credentials all over the public internet

never trust what your brain tells you at night, and everything you hate is just AI. this is how you achieve happiness in the big two-five.

everything i hate is AI-generated

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

SOON - dashare.zone ADMIN

one thing i love at work is when everyone else has logged off and suddenly i have to write a lot of rust and a lot of sql VERY quickly in response to an incredibly time sensitive event while the rudest man alive is in the DMs like “what the fuck is happening”

“Mr President sir a Gang of Four has emerged.” “Are they wrecking my shit?” “Yes sir, your whole shit.” “Wow, all my shit?” “Yes sir the entirety of your shit. Wrecked.”

USB-Deez nuts

guys the california bar is hard ok

guys the california bar is hard ok

good morning xx youtu.be/nEe_00AoS6E?...

that’s none of my business

rust

INSOMNIAC GAMES: spider man costs too much money and we want to die ROCKSTAR: we're too busy firing people to decide to release this BETHESDA: we need 50 years to develop goblet stacking technology

dagobert

dagobert

khruangbin have a new (sort of) album out and it’s nice

look, Phillies, Mets, Padres, whatever. I think we can all agree: fuck the Yankees

seems bad folks !! www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

when you definitely know what central planning is

i’d like a fanta lite please brev

i’ve started doing this thing where, when i feel sad, i put on some 90s techstep drum & bass or some ragga jungle and it honestly works wonders

Tears rolling down his wet ham face, screaming PLEASE SHAG NOW from the podium outside No.10

imagine if kier starmer begged you to have sex and reproduce “for britain”

reproduce, have babies — barack obama — shinzo abe

the ghost of shinzo abe is haunting me “sekksu shite kudasai” he wails over and over while doing this hand gesture 👉👌 what does he want from me

you know what? fuck it *spikes your cortisol*

chop chop

DAVE PORTNOY EAT SHIT BITCH

here’s to dick cheney - you may have been a war criminal, but you were also a complete fucking monster. my only regret is that i will not live to see you die again. slàinte.

is there a Balls Cheney

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.

i’ve got a bottle of hampden great house that i’ve been saving for JUST such an occasion

DICK CHENEY ETERNAL FIRE ARC

at the same time

“we need to listen to peopl-“ PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY NEED TO BE TOLD TO SHIT THE FUCK UP YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR OPINIONS ALL NEED TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM SCREAMING

so you ever have a meeting that’s so mind numbing that it renders the rest of your day a complete fucking write-off?

konnichiwagwan minna-fam

"sophisticated financial engineering" oh that's not good