In all honesty how the fuck did that dude go from "Here is a sandwich from Adventure Time" to "I am the best chef, I am now an expert in all things food, buy my cookware and listen to my podcast"

A bank actually using the phrase "lower value human capital" when talking about destroying people's lives to replace them with AI, should be the sign to get the guillotines out.

Honestly an awful decision by the Clan not to bring Sami Attikalio back, as a goalie he literally kept the season alive for us, would not have even made the play offs without him. Absolute fumble.

Printed Pot Friend turned out decent, once it's painted it should look class

Printing one of the living jars from Elden Ring, to be a pot friend to all my paintbrushes.

Pragmata was a very fun video game, Capcom, just keep doing what you are doing.

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The absolute irony in my advice to a teenager being "Try not to get angry or erupt in rage, it's not healthy long term" when I was the absolute worst for it for a very long time.

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. Probably Armin Shimerman as Andrew Ryan in Bioshock

Now, I'm not saying it's all fucked, like it's all just a big grift and we are suckers for even engaging with it, but I have opened Bumble 3 times today, and it has shown the exact same profiles in the exact same order every single time.

No idea what to expect from this, but her time with Arch Enemy was actually close to my favourite era of the band.

Every time one of these new rumours of the OoT remake pops up and the "leaker" says they are going to split the game in to Young Link and Adult Link, it just shows me that the "leaker" has never actually played the game.

I found an Amen break playlist on Spotify, and I'm not sure if like 90% of drum & bass sounds like the Sonic CD soundtrack, or vice versa.

There is no world where GTA6 genuinely flops, it'll sell millions of copies easy, and even if it turns out to be absolutely trash, the sales will be the only thing spoken about. Even if it's a bad game, like objectively bad, too many folk will bend over backwards to say Rockstar have reinvented AAA.

It's still super weird to me that I am the only one at work whose mentality when testing is "try and break it" and not "test this exact one happy path, and then claim it does everything"

Woods and Kofi leaving WWE after a decade of propping up the tag division is actually insane.

I am down to 85kg, and all it seemed to actually take was uninstalling the food delivery apps from my phone. Which is a horrible realisation.

I have yet another arty project in mind, but it's fine because this one isn't 3D printing, which makes it different and means I'll see it from start to finish, right?

Yes I may be eating out of stress, but it's a 4 egg omelette and a fresh baked baguette, so it's basically fine.

Can we not bring back emulation smoothing filters, can we just not bring back blobby rounded smeared pixels, can we just not....please?

It feels like Labours official position is just "Yes you are miserable and the world isn't structured to help you, that's the point, now your generation needs to fuck off and kill yourself before the pensions need payed out"

It's kind of hilarious seeing some Americans on Twitter not realising that if they built the stadiums in the middle of cities with infrastructure, they wouldn't need several square miles of parking spaces...

Forgot I left a window open, there was a gust and a door slammed shut in my flat, and I live alone, I have never been more convinced I was actually going to die in my life. If I die of a heart attack, it'll be because I left a window open.

Happy Perfect Date Day, everyone

Now, I'm not saying I'm a fucking genius, but the dynamic localisation system I built at work has now been deployed to like 7 different locales, and I have had a total of 3 wording changes requested. Again, not saying I'm a genius, just saying it might be hard to argue with the evidence...

Nail polish wearers of the world, I have a question, how do you not just get it all over the tips of your fingers outside of the nail? Like are my nails just fucked from all the biting? Will it get better when I get to trimming properly rather than biting them?

Not to be a doom monger or anything, but Dundee Stars advertising the head coach job on LinkedIn feels like it's a bad sign, no one jumping to turn the team around, no one in mind when LeFebvre departed, with us and them having the same owners now, I fear the chaos it implies.

Taking larger measures to stop biting my nails, so been painting them for the first time in like 4 years, and the main issue I have is that I am bad at it and they don't look nice.

Played the demo on Switch 2, yeah, Pragmata is actually pretty fucking good.

Turns out "Oh shit, you met Devin Townsend? Is he as cool as I think he is?" Is actually a perfectly acceptable opener on dating apps....

"The Street Fighter film doesn't even look good"...Of course it doesn't, it's a movie based on Street Fighter, it's going to be utterly nonsensical bollocks for 90 or so minutes, with the flimsiest excuses for people to fight in real life versions of the stages. What did you really expect?

Officially below 90kg for the first time since 2020, HWFG!

I honestly hope that now we know it's going to be called "Spaceballs: The New One" the whole thing is just a shot for shot recreation that never acknowledges that.

Always tell the special people in your life why they are special and how much they mean to you, regardless of how long you have known them and how much you think they already know, because it might get to a point where you can't hold it in any more and it feels too late to say anything.

One legitimately funny thing about Spotify now using automated systems for song credits is that it gets it wrong all the time, like David Gray (the pop one) being credited as a writer on Akercocke albums, because a member of that band is also called David Gray.

I try not to be overly thirsty on the internet, but I have started a new BG3 play through though, and MMF polycule with Astarion and Shadowheart, please and thank you.

It's always funny seeing random bits of art and instantly being able to spot that the artist doesn't usually do SFW art...like, most liquids don't drip like that...

I know a Tonberry when I see one...

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Seeing a lot of this "Why do Millennials look young", because there was a song that told us all to wear sunscreen, and they played it on the radio every day for a year, when we were teenagers who internalised media more easily.

I've just seen some code at work that goes `new List<T> {...}.ToArray()` like 5 times in a row in one object, and I want to be sick. This is new C# code, use the collection initialiser, or change the base to be IEnumerable<T>...

I honestly hate it when a band pops up on your radar and you are like "Cool, let's see if they tour" and they quit making music like 5 months ago...

You know what, Nutella is probably way better than you think in space, it's calorie dense, it's nice, and it holds its shape pretty well when you scoop it out of the jar.

We’ve been telling you- online ID checks (so-called age verification mandates) will wall off huge sections of the Internet, with the government as the sole gatekeeper. This isn’t just going to impact sex education. It means Information freedom no more. reason.com/2026/04/06/s...

I don't know why I even bother with dating apps, the fuck do you mean the only matches I get are obvious bots in "travel mode" and literally noone in the Greater Glasgow area matched with me, did I just pay to be told I am the most single most undesirable person in the Central Belt?

Had to go to the shop downstairs, and they were playing a breathy, electronic version of In The End by Linkin Park and now I want to fucking kill myself.

A glorious Easter to you and your house. Qapla'!

I think the biggest issue with the Artemis 2 is a logistics one, like, how do we get everyone on the planet an ape costume in 8 days.