SNF

It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen

Repost if it’s over 80° in your parents’ house right now

A checkbook is like Venmo for old people

Time for my annual reminder that nothing good ever comes from answering your office phone after noon on the day before Thanksgiving

Nice touch for CBS to play Stone Roses as bumper music for the Eagles vs. Cowboys broadcast. RIP Mani Mounfield

I’m ashamed that Mizzou didn’t go for it there. OU cucked us.

Ope. #Mizzou

For some reason it feels like Sunday instead of Saturday. I’m not happy about it.

Reagan in the cuck chair of democracy

Being alive at the same time as Prince was like living in the age of Mozart

PSA: if you like a skeet, repost it The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right

Oh wow

Bo Bichette

It signs well, does it not?

Find something you love as much as Pierzynski and Wainwright love making wrong guesses at what pitch is coming next

i give hell to all the college football radio flagships that have right-wing crap as a lead-in to their broadcasts so here I want to celebrate Lindenwood University, whose Lions are on KCLC St. Charles & which is currently playing Crucified Son by Charley Crockett

You gotta be kidding me Chelsea

Chelsea Football Club

Itinerary. I just start typing vowels and sprinkle an r and n in there and let spellcheck work its magic

The Winners of this season’s Great British Baking Show should be (in no particular order): Short Guy, Handsome Gay Guy, Ukrainian Lady

Everyone around the world watching the @farmaid.org live stream: it's a benefit for a good decent important cause. Please donate to help farmers and ranchers. My donation to Farm Aid tonight is in memory of my grandfather Sam, a North Carolina cattle, corn, and tobacco farmer.

Purple Rain. Duh.

Every time Tua Tagovailoa takes a snap I hold my breath that he doesn’t end up getting concussed

Apologies to Hoosiers, but The Natural is the greatest sports movie ever made

MOAR SHOTS OF DUMBFOUNDED TENNESSEE FANS

The new district lines carve up Kansas City along racial lines, dividing historically segregated neighborhoods further. Everyone in Missouri deserves representation in Congress, regardless of race.

WE NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME EVERY YEAR

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

Cal Ripken Jr has missed 3,765 consecutive games

If somebody put a gun to my head and made me say one nice thing about ku, I’d have to admit that they’ve always had better uniforms than Mizzou

Thinking it would probably be a good idea for me to have a third Bloody Mary

Mahomes

Evergreen skeet

I still dislike Harrison Butker

This is Keenan Allen’s 58th season in the NFL. He is 33 years old.

North CarLOLina

Tolbert, dude

Not cool, Tolbert

BOBBY

Just paid $10.89 for a pack of gray shoelaces. Feelin’ great.

Dammit. Other garnishes IN ADDITION TO celery in my Bloody Mary is fine, but not INSTEAD OF celery.

I mean, this was pretty cool

Stores today vastly overestimate the number of customers who are going to require online order pickup parking spaces at any one time

SPORTS!!!!!!

This Chelsea match rn

This one is on Q. No reason for leaving Long in. Not cool. #Royals

In Cincy with my friends watching tennis and drinking beer on a hot-ass Thursday afternoon. The vibes are, as the kids say, immaculate. Highly recommend.