Finally got my hands on Home Bargains' Nitro Stout. Bloody lovely stuff. Cheers! #bskybeer

Love getting new Evercade carts. Can't wait to get my arse handed to me at New Zealand Story.

Ten minutes till the train, might as well use it wisely. Cheers!

A local star for local people.

A lovely pint of porter in the Bottle & Barrel in Aberystwyth. This is a cracking boozer. Cheers everyone! #bskybeer

Brought the eldest back to Aberystwyth today, but she's ditched us for her new housemates tonight 😂. So, unplanned date night, I'll take that.

Gills win, Chats win, Maidstone lose. Perfect day. Gills are 21 games unbeaten in the league, heady times. #COYG

Let’s get this trending today. Thinking of you Janey. #Trumpisacunt

Tried for System of a Down tickets, after an hour of being in the queue, and two hours before that on the page, I am still 21,773rd in the queue.

Just had the first piss after seven pints. Like fucking Niagara Falls.

A lovely pint of Northern Monk off my brother's PD Machine. Cheers! #bskybeer

Had several pints of Goose Island session off my brother's PDA and now we're listening to Terence Trent D'Arby. Funny how the day pans out.

Bromley 2 Gillingham 2, love an injury time penalty. Never in doubt!

Just watched Kent's season come to a crashing end and now the Gills are 2-0 down in 12 minutes. Fuck sport.

Going out shortly, currently having a cheeky beer and listening to the Rezillos. Good times.

Really good documentary about 60s British protometal. Well worth a watch. youtu.be/C7Vcok3nN8c?...

Got an injection in my back scheduled for the 15th and am just filling out the health questionnaire. Do you think this is enough detail? #bskybeer

Answer Run is my new favourite quiz show.

Another new beer tonight, Camden Eazy. Not as hazy as I was expecting and some lovely, subtle peach notes on the back end. Only paid a MacGyver for four cans, good stuff. #bskybeer

I know it's Brewdog but it was only £1.25 a bottle in Sainsbury's. I thought I'd try it and it's actually good stuff. Cheers everyone!

Gills top of the league and Chats win 4-0 in the FA Cup. A most satisfactory day.

Only got 5 more Hobgoblin IPAs left from the mountain I bought in the summer, so think I will finish them off tonight. Cheers!

M&Ms milkshake down Leysdown. What a day for it!

Rhubarb crumble, ice cream, squirty cream and a pint of IPA. All the food groups covered. Cheers!

Cheeky Tyskie on the walk to the ground. Cheers @diddleynubbins.bsky.social

Pre-football beer and cricket. A lovely pint of City Best best bitter. Happy Saturday! #bskybeer

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Sheoherd Neame's First Drop IPA, lovely. Not gonna lie, a bit on the drunk side now. Cheers!

Sheoherd Neame's First Drop IPA, lovely. Not gonna lie, a bit on the drunk side now. Cheers!

Jackfruit enchiladas, onion rings and a pint of Iron Whatf stout. Lovely jubbly.

Cheers muddy funsters! #bskybeer

Two days in a row on the lash. Just about to start the Shepherd Neame Brewery tour with my good lady wife, and tomorrow is football with my brother. Good times.

Half hour into Ice Cube's War of the Worlds and it is a masterpiece of festering garbage. Hard to describe how fucking shit this is. Amazing stuff.

Tiger Beer in Chinatown.

Walking round museums is thirsty work. Having a pint of Sambrook's Brewery Pumphouse IPA in Leicester Square. Cheers all! #bskybeer

Having great fun at Power Up at the Science Museum. Well recommended!

Hop, Skip and Juice. Love all the Vocation stuff. Cheers!

Hmm, clearly not.

Kids: dad, get better Internet, this game's too laggy. Me: I used to play Spectrum games on a black and white TV. Suck it up.

Uber efficiency from the Gills so far this season. 2 shots on target in 3 games have yielded 3 goals and 5 points.

Obviously the sun has fucked off because we're having a barbecue for the good lady's birthday. A nice glass of Neck Oil is making me feel sunnier, though. Cheers everyone!

I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying. I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention

Oh what a surprise, Wrexham are on the telly again. Sky's wankfest continues. Come on Albion!

Me right now having to stand in the butchers. People should buy their own dead flesh.

Tonight I am mainly drinking parrot cocktails.

Wasn't expecting Oh Bondage, Up Yours to be played on University Challenge. More of that, please.

Pre-going out Guinness Original. Happy Friday! #bskybeer

World famous Master Brew for a fiver by the seaside. Lovely.

Down Broadstairs today,there's a food and folk festival. I'm having a halloumi wrap, cheese and jalapeño fries and a pint of Shepherd Neame's First Drop IPA. I am in a happy place right now. Cheers! #bskybeer

17 year old looking in the cupboard and seeing only three cereal options: "why are there are no cereals for breakfast?" Back in my day, son....!