It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

musi Manka pi toki pona lon ma pona li pona tawa mi.

I just learnt that "luxury smart watches" are a thing and the idea makes me laugh so hard. a luxury watch that doesnt last 20+ years is so awful a concept. smartwatches are objects of convenience imo. you use one because it provides you convenience more than anything.

dear people in my computer: would "one moment, please" be "tenpo lili"? or would there need to be more added to make it grammatically accurate?

i want them to play Dead Man's Party at my funeral

can anyone tell me why mcdonalds sprite is better than normal sprite, thanks

08:13... mi wile lape.... 🥱

FOOTBALL IS BACK! I'm talking of course about my cult classic teddy bear football game, HUGBY, reborn as a cocktail table cabinet with a giant touchscreen, pink and yellow pastels, and multiple cup holders!! The ultimate indie sports game experience, now in Philly and coming to an arcade near you??

Happy pride folks I'm still fleshing out the entries, but here's a list of over 200 retro games (pre-2010) which were made by trans people or which had trans people on the dev team. We have always been here. dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictrans...

Awesome time last night at the One Million Stars launch party at @wonderville.nyc in Brooklyn! Shoutout to the Wonderville crew and an amazing DJ set from Charcom! Play the game at home, it is still on sale for 75% off: store.steampowered.com/app/3361700/...

This is still one of my favorite album covers ever. I think about it all the time, I think it perfectly nails the vibe of the album and is also just really nice to look at.

No Turning Back #MewgleArt

they need smartwatches that have selfwinding type stuff. i need to be able to charge my watch by running a marathon, not by waiting an hour for it to hit full on the worlds smallest charger.

burber bing

doing equality and diversity training at work is always a little funny to me, and i mention it to friends every year, because its like.... yeah I know all this, cus im pretty sure being a "pansexual genderfluid queer" puts me high up on the diversity ladder already....

Since there has been a line between genders, people have thought about crossing it and coming back again. What authors bring to and take away from this thought experiment reflects both them and their times from The Left Hand of Darkness through more recent works. New post is up!

Do both please. Annoy them AND do it their way. You have to tie up their phones AND flood their inboxes. I once worked a phone job that employed a similar tactic in times of trouble. It’s very useful to clog their lines in every possible way. Causes huge disturbances to workflow and forces attention

all my UK followers please give this petition a look. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72... this shitty law will just be used to clamp down on personal freedoms and forces you to give your ID or a face scan to a random company who youre just supposed to "trust".

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

it's important to have a 1990s anime elf friend in your life. that one person who can flap their ears on command

estrogen patches doing me the wonders now by giving me voice euphoria for the first time in forever

Is there a word for "pit in stomach that you could never begin to explain, that gets worse and worse with each passing hour"?

does anyone know if the network names on Windows clients can be assigned by the DHCP server, and if so, using what option number? I would prefer everything to read my network as its actual name, without adding a Domain Controller....

hyperfixating on media is great actually because it helps me build character and discover my tastes. that said, can the masses please send me toxic yuri recommendations.

Ryan is exactly right

PLAYSTATION 2 HAS BEEN LOCATED

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇 #b3d

you have to repost shit like this, because just talking about it makes you sound like an insane conspiracy theorist parroting lies they read on facebook. Like if I told someone this happened, they'd roll their eyes like I was a freak and it'd damage any credibility I had left. you know? #political

hmm yes

COLLECT US IN MANY OUTFITS!!!!!

It her!

The D-Cell crew is about to slap their dick on the table and show everyone else how the fuck you make a narrative-focused rhythm game that doesn't suck ass

mom knows what tf is up

"graduated" "disagreed with management" "became an ambassador" "concluded their activities" "went to live on a vtuber farm upstate" "streaming for the fjords" "gone to meet their producer" "joined the idol choir eternal" "streaming with concrete shoes" "shuffling off this online coil"

there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse

It's never about the science. It's always about having a legal basis for your fear and hatred of other people.

I just think she's neat

If I were even less charitable I'd say a billionaire is trying to erode faith in banks but instead I'll choose to say Mr. Online is listening to very uninformed people and parroting what they say. I'm nearly at my limit suffering fools, y'all

in honor of george foreman i am posting the greatest commercial ever for a grill

This is cool as fuck and now I have to go dig up my Pilot vx and my hotsync cables

if razer made a dog ear headset instead of cat ear headset i feel like they could increase their market share overnight....

I think as I've spent more time with the Furry fandom, I've realised most of my issues with big events is just how unsocial they are. Beyond a certain event size, it's impossible to do anything except small talk with people, which means unless you know people already, the event is really boring.

Lilith's first Therian shift

Red Mage taking a drag

few gifts for @b0tster.bsky.social i havent reposted yet. 🐇 the bunlith and nunlith

Meet Aylin 💙🌙

Ashe does a meme, and so did I. (I just really loved drawing her face.)

Get ready to be served the hard rave sound by the RaveStation crew dressed in some of the most dashing maid uniforms you've ever seen! Join us at MaidStation next month in your own maid uniform for a variety of hardcore, dnb, hard dance, j-core, gabber, and everything in-between!