watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌

it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time

a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.

I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.

would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/... AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia

"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34 Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation linktr.ee/baraland_2lub

getting asked this a lot, understandably! i’m trying to figure out a new way to make them accessible. in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅

sorry i haven’t been posting as much but that’s because I’ve been writing six stories at once. readers you are about to feast!!!

not only was robert redford a dedicated conservationist, true movie star, and global icon, but he was also smoking hot for his entire life and that’s something to aspire to

I ain’t Canadian, but for my readers who are, please check out the below!

I must shout out to @aardvarkia.bsky.social for letting me check out the early preview of 'Hometown Hero' a while back, because it's a certified #APTF #Masculinization 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...

@tumblr.com turn your location on

Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge. Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷‍♂️

Reuploading an old obsession, based on 'Upgraded' by @aardvarkia.bsky.social #APTF #Masculinization

why is every IG fitness bro's bio suddenly like... "I Help High Testosterone Men Who Live In Iowa And Make $150k+ A Year Lose Their Beer Guts" like is this an SEO thing or

apparently i’ve been slowly tfing into my own characters and everyone noticed but me

it was cheat day and he was soooo excited

It’s sad that the discussion around pornography is always framed as “it’s potentially harmful.” It’s also potentially healthy? What did you learn about yourself, your body, your gender, your preferences, your boundaries and your self expression through the smut you consume?

perhaps time for an intro? i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️‍♂️

Muscle AI slop is really sucking the fun out of tumblr.

an actual screenshot i took a couple days ago (with no disrespect intended toward denise richards)

this commercial was meant to make you buy underwear to resist conformity but instead it just made me want one of the himbofication machines 😔

kick your week off right with a re-read of 'IRONCLAD,' where a young lad takes a mysterious ride that gifts him with a LOT more responsibility. not that he minds. shorturl.at/AtzG4 Features artwork by SolidBone!

My commission for the gorgeous MelvinDay, 8 step #musclegrowth #clotheripping situation

Posted my latest story for my HornyHimbo Patreon members. This story is such a slow burn… I’m having a blast. www.patreon.com/posts/encore...

okay, this is a weird question but: if i opened some sort of "fundraiser" where people could contribute a few $$ toward my upcoming chin surgery, with the reward being at least a couple of before + after pics (maybe a story?), would ppl do it? or would it just be douchey? it IS transformational...

Matters of the heart are good for gym progress

david corenswet can swet on MY core any day

the weird thing about these dumbass think pieces (and yes i know they’re covert rage bait) is that they never even consider that a man might just be getting fit for himself

for being a not uncommon surname, it’s wild i’ve never used “prettyman” for one of my characters. need to get on that

what’s wild is during my evangelical upbringing my mother would frequently take us out of church in a huff because the worship sounded too modern and radio-friendly. we are through the looking glass

[sabrina carpenter voice] man-TIII-IIIIII-IIIIIIITS

aard character of the day: braxton barrios 🥰

I booked it 😬😬😬😬

either my old tweets are suddenly resonating with gorgeous young women, or twitter has stopped even PRETENDING they aren't flooded with porn bots

Bob Paris: the proto-DILF in my life 💪🏼🔥😈🍆💦🤤

shaken to my core by the fact that something my friends and i have quoted for years - "AT THE CARLY RAE JEPSEN CONCERT?!" - was originally tweeted by THEE @jpbrammer.bsky.social and I had no idea

wild to grow up in the christian right being told what a piece of shit i am for being interested in harry potter, finally getting to read it as an adult, loving it, then soon after being told by the left what a piece of shit i am for that. and they say bipartisanship is dead

I wrote something! www.tumblr.com/callmecallme...

tag yourself, i’m the guy in the middle of the bottom row wearing matrix sunglasses and a silk shirt at what appears to be egyptian ruins

gotta get bigger. gotta get bigger. gotta have a huge ass and huge tits that everyone comments on. big nipples everyone wants to suck. big arms that pop my seams. gotta have guys come up to me on the street asking how i got so big. gotta gotta gotta

a transformation scene in real life. best believe i sent this video of rory gissing to my coach saying i want to be able to do this someday.

when i say the content like this on o’s site was formative for me, i’m putting it mildly. it probably changed the trajectory of my life.

Testosterone doesn’t cause men to do mass shootings you absolute fuckfaces

hello new friends! nice that i was able to sidestep twitter’s throttling and actually let some people know i’m active over here hehe

writing transformations can really be a ROLLER COASTER 🎢

incline benching more than my body weight while listening to tate mcrae (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

i’ve said it before but if you are a hot person with a private instagram you are wasting your talent

sweet jesus it’s even better now!!! (inspired by my story ‘flash before your eyes’ aardvarkia.tumblr.com/post/6305417...)