it's weird feeling like you suck at everything. for one thing, i don't normally feel that way. also, i know i don't ACTUALLY suck at everything. and moreover, i don't think i'm depressed. but unemployment has created this sense of detachment that has gotten hard to shake.

Like totally easy.

realizing that i’m not less horny, i’m just in a relationship so I’m fucking instead of jerking off and writing smut 🫪

Oh heck yeah, the Photo Booth stories are so good

the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...

Happy Pride month! Joyful reminder that there is no right or wrong way to be gay. Just be true to yourself and there you are, you've done it!

the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...

I'm in the process of getting them onto my Patreon! Just added another one yesterday: patreon.com/aardvarkia There are also many of my older ones available at O's site: www.pridesites.com/omelissokomo...

"He sat in the midst of it, distracted by the smell of his cigar, the warmth of his body, the feeling of being so big. His c*ck, still free from his jeans, hardened to full mast." Story: "Rest Stop" by @aardvarkia.bsky.social #Masculinization #APTF

Considering the changes happening at Google, making regular search results into a conversation with an AI bot, it was very easy for me to change my default search engine on my phone. Settings > Safari > Default Search Engine > there’s a nice simple dropdown menu. I picked DuckDuckGo.

@sharfdoesntknow.bsky.social noticed my old profile pic was AI (that was a shock!) and kindly offered to draw one of my characters to replace it. Here's Anson at posing practice a few days out from the August competition debut he's mentioned a few times! (He's looking at a smitten Ollie offscreen.)

btw by dead internet theory, i meant: the stories are by robots, the pictures are by robots, the likes are by robots. is anyone real even looking at this stuff? who is reading? who is writing? who is this all FOR?

The way Tumblr, Metabods, and Evolution Forum have gone down the drain for the MG TF community since they’ve allowed AI is genuinely upsetting Especially seeing folks you loved to read and see the quality of their work drop horrifically

i'm gonna be a bitch for a second: i crept around tumblr tonight for the first time since they nuked my account, and honestly...they did me a big favor. if you ever need an example of dead internet theory, tumblr is here to satisfy, especially the muscle community. EVERYTHING is ai.

what are we doing at this point. like what the fuck is this.

happy to announce that 'the bear cap: keaton', about a very impactful trip to the zoo, is now once again publicly available :) www.patreon.com/posts/bear-c...

got lovingly called out on discord so let me check in here! i am present, i am writing! i'm still unemployed aside from some contracting, so my schedule is wildly unpredictable and i've learned that instability infects the rest of my life. when you don't have something anchoring you day-to-day (1/2)

me in the oval office (artwork by @fauwnus.bsky.social)

i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener

my bulk is over and was not terribly successful. I gained but not nearly the amount my coach and I were hoping for. I thought being mostly unemployed would help me with focusing but it actually made things worse - turns out life structure helps instead of distracts lol. the next one will be better 🤞

2023 vs 2026. The difference a systematic approach to bodybuilding does.

yes, and i'd like to explain why. even though i DO need money, the old stories aren't really about that. with bots running the internet now, i've been advised to keep things slightly "gated" so that bad actors can't as easily co-opt (or take down) my work - what i suspect happened with my tumblr.

can someone like... hire me....

if you missed "wishing room: hot for teacher" thanks to my tumbleh being purged, it is BACK and AVAILABLE! www.patreon.com/posts/wishin...

i can't overemphasize how important all my readers are to me right now. i haven't had a full-time job since sept (idk if you heard but the job market is kinda not great!) and at the moment, writing is the ONLY thing bringing in money. it's crazy that muscle growth is keeping my lights on. THANK YOU!

i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener

i reeeeaally need to get a fucking job so i can keep making myself hotter

happy valentine's day, studs!! 💘 as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon 💘 there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

happy valentine's day, studs!! 💘 as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon 💘 there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times

what if i told you this is the end of a chase scene in #thebeautyfx where ben platt, whilst pouring blood from every orifice, tears off his own flesh before mutating into isaac cole powell and having this here naked fight with evan peters what if i told you that

thought my switch had died but it turns out it was just the wallcharger AND the dock. plugged it into my macbook charger and it started right up. nintendo is a bunch of dirty fucking scammers

watching "the beauty" and it's kind of like a show i'd write if i smoked a fuckload of crystal meth first

please bro I was just the thirst liking every buff guy on my explore page I didn’t mean anything by it 😭😭😭

chat what do we think of jacked jeans? anyone bought from them yet? good quality?

when i was very little i somehow got access to the family email account and decided to email "hellos" to my friends...meaning the cartoonists whose email addresses were published as part of their strips. scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.

hardly a hot take in these parts but it feels like being able to gamble on Literally Everything is bad, actually

really interesting how many bodybuilding/fitness guys get suuuuuuper into yoga/breathwork/what have you. like SUPER into it

oh i'm sure

my gym has two leg extension machines each from a different manufacturer. on one i can do over 200 pounds with ease. on the other i can barely clear 120. and its not a 2-to-1 ratio either. deeply confused!!

my microwave should be able to play the intro to carly rae jepsen’s “run away with me” instead of beeping

also...if you reeeeeeally want to know how the story ends...the whole story is for sale in my patreon shop! PLUS an illustration! www.patreon.com/c/aardvarkia...

It's the tender story of a family being transformed into a bunch of hypermasculine studs -- it reminds me of my own family's story...

chapter 4 of 'the coronation' is up on gss: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/... if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶

likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 www.patreon.com/posts/going-...

Also wanted to thank @aardvarkia.bsky.social and @bigberserk.bsky.social for inspiring me to do a Santa Clause daddification this year as the world desperately need more muscle bear Santa tf stories! :)

reminder: we can all tell you used chatgpt to make your christmas card and it looks like total shit ❤️

pov: you’re taking your power back through muscle growth knowledge

These slutty tank tops that barely cover the nipples but show off the pecs are giving me LIFE. IG: ottonielya