Today's #WIPSnips word is "shirt" which appears a surprising 14 times in my current manuscript #Priapeia.

I know! I know!

Tired of bitching about Senate Democrats? Me, too. Instead, take some of that righteous energy and drop me a review! They really help with promotion. If you think maybe you should read my books first, that's okay, too. Thanks in advance! #writingcommunity #reviews #feedback

I can't believe my #WIP has "burger" -- twice! Scene set-up: Yesterday, Jule and Sawyer had a playground incident that ended with them exposing themselves to each other on a dare. It was the first time 4th-grader Jule became aware of the extraordinary size of his member comparatively. #Priapeia

Good news for you multiple format lovers -- the paperback version is now available! a.co/d/7HSjigt

My feels in a comic.

Man... that's a lot of books.

As usual, the Kindle Version (and Kindle Unlimited) is available before the Paperback, but it's a start. a.co/d/hEbPUdr

Well, there's some good news today.

The most frequently asked question about my upcoming Anthology? Which stories are included! Here's the TOC: #OneOffs #Anthology

Here’s the first 30 seconds of my L2 Test-out flow. You can see the exact moment I forget what comes next. #animalflow

Everybody's in on the fun! #Zohran

I tried out for this team -- they told me I wasn't horny enough.

#WIPSnips word today is "picture", which occurs 7 times in my manuscript, #Priapeia. With that in mind, you'll probably wonder why I chose this passage, but this is the heart of it, in a lot of ways -- Grandpa explains the TRUE facts of life to young Jule.

Mamdani is gonna implement Shazam Law. Every time someone utters his name, magic lightning will make the busses free.

I finally got around to organizing some of my "classic" stories from my days writing as absman420, creating the first of three anthologies I'll be putting out infrequently in the coming year. The 1st is ONE-OFFS, a collection of stand-alone stories. #OneOffs

It’s time.

Every now and again (rarely), I get hiccuping jags that can go on for hours. It fucks with my sleep, exercise, etc. FINALLY figured out how to stop them: I gag myself. Finger down the throat, crisis averted.

This is the 2nd time this word has been used, the present tense of my starting word. Frustrating. Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Today's #WIPSnips is the word "little" which I probably use a little too often. There were 79 of 'em in my manuscript for #Priapeia, the story of Jule, who lives with his grandfather in a little cottage in the Finger Lakes of Central New York.

The Onion, yet again, FTW.

Been experimenting with a new animation pipeline, and it’s opening up a lot of new doors. Faster renders, bigger ideas, and a ton of potential for future transformation and muscle growth projects.

My daily stretch routine in twenty seconds.

Today's sentence has unexpected acne at a crucial moment.

Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.

A younger friend read my 1st novel, #PholusReborn, and pulled me aside after class to ask, "Do you smoke as much pot as they characters in your book?" I answered, "Maybe not as much as AppleJack, but certainly as much as Dunn." We ended up in this cool convo about long-term use. Thanks, Centaurs

This is a 60-minute class compressed into 60 spinning seconds. I do love me some #animalflow

I was just searching for vowels Wordle 1,601 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You all may remember that I cast Doumit as "Heracles" in the Netflix adaptation of PHOLUS REBORN, but I'd also be willing to read him as "Theseus" #PholusReborn #NetflixSeries

I use #harrys for razor blades. Each shipment, they send a free gift, stuff I never use, so I save it. Here’s all the free gifts I’ve gotten — donating the box.

Come ride!

"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.” — Gov. Andy Beshear

Congratulations, #Zohran, from the #CentralParkCentaurs

Too nice not to ride!

Country Strong, Creek Deep #RusticTitan #DenimAndSunlight #SouthernHeat #MuscleAndCharm #BackwoodsAdonis

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. And I hope that is the last time I have to utter his name.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...

I'd tap that ass hehehe

POLLS ARE NOW OPEN -- look for the Voting Centaur near you! #ZohranMamdani #CentralParkCentaurs #PholusReborn

Just finished a tough scene in my #WIP #Priapeia which, when stepping back to look at the big picture, is really a sexual assault. (Not the last this poor character will experience, which makes me worry about my plotting...) And this is a COMEDY???

This series is gorgeous!

I just had to explain to someone I considered an educated adult what a democratic socialist was. Sigh. Stop listening to Fox.

My boys. Ur