Same vibe. Same skin-crawl.

Can somebody PLEASE ask the administration for an official definition of "woke" as it applies to hiring practices, history revisions, fund allocations, and any other circumstance where they can elevate white man causes? 'Cuz it sure looks like they're trying to elevate white man causes.

"How is your day going?" "I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"

Plan crashing Russia — I wonder what dissident or alienated dignitary was on it.

Trump definitely has a type. Has anyone ever seen Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Ivanka in the same room?

Grok’s shenanigans with Elon remind me of the time in the grocery store when my four-year-old said (in the outside voice), “You really love beer, don’t you, Mama?”

As deliciously petty and satisfying as as the whole “reserving tickets with no intention of going” is — it gives Idiot 47 a reason to dismiss the fact that no one shows up. We should stop.

Bainbridge Islanders (WA) on the 10:25 am M/V Kaleetan headed to Seattle for #NoKings march yesterday report the boat was leaning from all the protestors on one side of the deck 😁🤣💙

Welcome here!

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue LOVE IS LOVE 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.

It’s easy to be offended about people celebrating Biden’s diagnosis, but if it were Trump, I’d have my first good day since Nov. 5.

Oh, for fuck's sake www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

I thought we agreed to keep Vance away from Pope Leo?!?! #NotMadJustDisappointed #NeedPOLonPopeLeo www.rappler.com/world/global...

@rickylongthread.bsky.social YES!!! EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!LETS MAKE THIS VIRAL!!!

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

#ShouldHaveSaid Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty. Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?

Not a bad way to spend a chilly Saturday.

Trump’s tariff motives revealed.. clip.cafe/santa-claus-...

How are Real President handles protesters-

Pope Sweet and Sour Chicken V

For the love of God, don't let Vance visit Pope Leo.

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

In the Star Wars saga, there are two sides in the conflict: One obsessed with massing absolute power in an effort to rule under threat of destruction & the resistance who stand against it. Pick a side. #StarWarsDay

I need for someone who 1) Watches the Last of Us; and 2) has finished this weeks episode to answer a question for me. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

My favorite so far

Japan’s opposition leader gave a speech that completely roasted the Trump administration. He said, “Negotiating with them as akin to being extorted by juvenile delinquents.”

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

Wait... did RFKJr really say that COVID wasn't as bad as the "pandemic" of autism because it killed mostly old people?

Greenlanders should have extensive conversations with Puerto Ricans before they decide whether being annexed by the US is a good idea. Regardless — the idea that a persuasive argument for the US to acquire Greenland requires an acknowledgement that climate change is real is DELICIOUS.

How is this legal??

It's so obvious that Trump is deliberately manipulating the stock market. Can someone more savvy on economic matters explain how this is legal?!

Tariffs help offset the reality that it's cheaper to produce goods overseas - to level the playing field for more expensive America-made products. So when #IdiotPresident crows about manufacturing "roaring" back to the US, he's locking us into higher prices - this is something to celebrate?

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen

i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas

Current zeitgeist.

CALIFORNIA WATER UPDATE: The Army Corps knew the water wouldn’t reach LA—but they followed Trump’s orders and dumped it anyway. He wasted billions of gallons for a photo op. Hope farmers don’t ask where their precious water went when they need it this summer—the clown they voted for sabotaged them.

I am… pretty sure? this is satire, but who can tell anymore.

“… but not all boobies play by the rules.” - Tom Hanks, The Americas

I will never forgive #tomhanks for that segment on cicadas. #nightmares #vividimagination #doomed