Daddy’s little corporate gooner 🥰 What are training modules if not the hypno of the workplace?

Not sure who declared today #InternationalDayOfLatex, but have some Shiny!

It's wild how much if the porn that got me into this shit 10-12 years ago just doesn't exist outside of a paywall anymore

Down. Good boy. Get to work. @kevsterx.bsky.social

Life is stressyyyyy and that's making me subbyyyyy someone please come take away my agencyyyyy 👉👈

Fucking hell, just pulled up *the other app we don't talk about anymore* to crank it to my old bookmarks, and now it just auto-plays random bullshit when the video you opened ends. Even in bookmarks! Guess that's the single last reason I kept it on my phone gone

Super horny and want to be in rubber but also super exhausted and can't summon the willpower to create a huge mess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A Hard Day's Night. Genuinely the last thing I watched lol, the jokes write themselves

I try to keep my kinky social media strictly horny, no talk of real-world problems I can't do that right now I'm donating the value of my monthly tax cut for 2026 to support a community being attacked by ICE, starting with TCL. I encourage all of my US-based followers that got a cut to do the same

Absolutely positively my new favorite photo of me from a scene, courtesy of @resistor.bsky.social! I need to spend more time suspended 🖤🤖🖤 *Reposting because I unwittingly cropped out a watermark. Respect the artist, folks!

Who's idea was "international male chastity day"? Is there a governing body? A committee? Is January 14th significant somehow? I'm willing to bet some horny dom that wanted to see more pics of caged subs just made it up, and I want to buy that guy a drink tbh. Excellent idea

This is essentially how I rang in the new year 🤖🖤

Me two months ago: "A two and a half week multi-leg trip to see my family for Christmas and then ring in the new year with kinky friends sounds fun!" Me the night before leaving: "Packing a suitcase sounds exhausting"

Expecting more, but top 4 I already have in my possession:

✨ Manifesting a rubber bf in 2026 ✨

Had @kevsterx.bsky.social over recently and put him in rubber for the first time... something tells me it won't be his last 🍆👀

Suspension always gets me stupid horny and drone-y 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 This was such a great time! @gearmedic.bsky.social doesn't disappoint, and neither does @puptroy.bsky.social 🥵

All of my friends want to either ruin my orgasms or keep going so hard I regret cumming 😭

Fun visit from the insanely sexy @theshinyguy.bsky.social! Poor shiny hasn’t cum in 4 days… Edged and brutally ruined by a casually hooded @pupzuki.bsky.social Full body rubber, surrounded by the full body suspension suit, suspended virtually, and hooked up the popper machine… What a shot!!!

The best chill Saturday afternoons involve several dozen pounds of leather and chains to maintain the relaxed atmosphere. That and @pupzuki.bsky.social indulging his love of cum 💦 📸 & ⛓️: @swkinkyswitch.bsky.social

Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy

I have this really neat habit where I make wall-to-wall insane kinky travel plans and then realize I'm actually ✨exhausted✨ right about when I have to start packing. Anyway, this year's MIR will be brought to you by Red Bull. Can't wait to see y'all shiny creatures!

Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵‍💫

Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.

Crossed an ocean, found a 'bou 🦌: @yupcake.is

I know Folsom EU is much, much too big and decentralized of an event to have any hope of meeting everyone, but the number of times in the last week I've seen a post and thought "damn you were there too and I didn't see you?" is much too high. Guess I've gotta go back 😊

My Folsom spotting guide is the same as it is for every other event: "Look for black and blue in a hat" Can't wait to see all you beautiful perverts in Berlin!

Furthest I've been: N: Flåm, NO E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*) S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA W: Shanghai, CN One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓

We made the rainbow backwards so I guess I'm ynihS for the month 🤷

He seemed to like it when I squeezed his butt every time I walked past 😊

After finishing Andor, I don't think I've ever related to a character more than "slightly anxious robot" 🖤

I'm a guy and I'm shiny 🤷

If you see this, repost a robot 🤖

Realized I never posted anything on this profile from the time @theshinyguy.bsky.social visited @pupzipper.bsky.social ( 📸 ) and me. Which is a travesty because we had far too much fun not to share 😈

I had to produce 25% more cum to get this video from @raskur.bsky.social's new playroom across the river 😱

Sit back and relax... edging will start shortly. ⬇️ @theshinyguy.bsky.social

I am OBSESSED with these awesome shots of me and Whiteout (who needs to get his ass on Bluesky!) using these good service pups at #COGWeekend! Big thanks to bleat-tographer @growlph.greywolf.social for running over when he saw this scene start to go down 🤖

POV: I saw you from across the bar and I really dig your vibe

Shiny in SoCal 🌴

Almost a year ago we launched this harm reduction resource for the kink community. This is a big step in our mission to prevent future harm. I learned a lot from this effort, and hope that you learn something from reading this report.

Enjoying the agony…. @theshinyguy.bsky.social

The gimp learned that “tight” is often a painful feeling. 😈 @theshinyguy.bsky.social

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Do you want to manifest more rubber in 2025? Reskeet gimp Frio to bring luck and rubber for your year ahead. It should work… like a lawn gnome, but kinky? Idk… I’m just a dog and rubber is woof. Happy New Year all! 🎉

After two hours of edging, @bedela.bsky.social was making great noises as I turned up the vibrations to finally get a load out of him 😈

Played dog catcher at GBUS with @bedela.bsky.social

Posting a blue thing. Sorta my brand 😁

"Same display name" matching was a bit hit or miss, but the rest of this seems to have worked beautifully! Hoping now my feed is populated enough I can kick my muscle memory of opening Twitter and default to here. www.sky-follower-bridge.dev