I really need to start organizing cuddle buddies for Wednesday nights I have to be on campus from 9a-9p and by the end of it I just want someone to be little spoon and let me squeeze hard

Taking @bondagelondon.bsky.social for a spin 🙃

New thing.

dadbear caught me getting frisky with my stuffies during sunday morning cartoons. 😩 he decided to remind me that big kid sex is 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 off the table for locked little puppies like me. bark. whimper. moan. hump. bark. whimper. moan. hump. ..stickies didn't take long. 😵‍💫

I could conquer the fucking world if I got 20 mins of cuddles in the middle of the day after lunch A bitch loads up on carbs and then wants to pass out before the afternoon adderall arrives

“If diapers aren’t involved, I’m not interested” - @dipdiphooray.bsky.social

I met with him yesterday for coffee and we just chatted for 1.5 hours and he agreed to write me a letter of rec for the program 👉😎👉

My job is beach

I was talking to my faculty advisor about getting into the PhD program and I mentioned I was gonna ask a specific professor for a letter of rec because I’ve had class with him 4 times over the years and he said “oh you should do that. He’s the chair of the PhD admissions committee” Well ok

Update they called me again

How long does it take to see a spinal surgeon in Chicago? So long you’ll finish that bottle of Malört on your shelf

Never in my life did I expect that getting bad news would feel so good. Good news: I got my MRI results and we know what’s wrong with me Bad news: it’s going to involve very intensive treatment But I’m hopeful for once that we have figured out what’s wrong with me

Um so it turns out I’m sicker than we thought but the positive news is that I have no reflexes, including my gag reflex. I can now offer the best throat fucking game in town, gentledogs

I celebrated Pride weekend by tying up, teasing, and breeding @pupespy.bsky.social. Now that’s something to be proud about 🪢💦

Almost 600 days locked🔒.. What’s one to do with ?? @rubberdogaros.bsky.social His Sir allowed this😈🐾

Watching da airplanes!

I swear to fucking god I may be the only person to be in an abusive relationship with the US Census Bureau

My job is beach

“I have to come up with a fursona, temporarily” -My friend Nathan rn

Can someone please explain how it is 2025 and people still don’t know how to get on and off the damn plane

Dear Allstate Insurance: I’m not very likely to buy your insurance, but I’m especially unlikely to buy it if you call me repeatedly right as I’m about to cum scrolling through Bluesky. Sincerely, Espy

Please tell me that the owners of Taco, cat resident of Halsted N of Roscoe, are on here and can tell me that he’s allowed to wander the streets of Lakeview freely so I stop worrying about him when I see him. I want to return him home but neighbors keep telling me he’s allowed to roam free so I dont

The puppy photos in question

Guess which puppy just got a job offer (and this one can’t be sabotaged by Donald) !!!!

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When you successfully breed a puppy for the first time in like 8 months 🥰

Explain your @ I was writing a paper about government meteorological services (I’m a nerd I know) and I was reading about James Espy, who started the first state weather services in the US in Pennsylvania and was known as the Storm King Idk his last name sounded cute so I stole it

I found a horny @pupespy.bsky.social, so I strung him up and put his hole to good use.

I call this look “I wrote 3500 words about workforce development and got 4.5 hours of sleep last night but still have shit to do today”

The train kid to rubber sex dog pipeline is very real

I got so nervous during the interview I peed my pants a little…..luckily I was wearing protection #abdl

A dog has a very very big interview today. Please send good vibes and butt pics to ease my anxiety.

Every car needs to turn the volume down as soon I throw the bitch in reverse. I need to hear where I’m going I can’t just use my eyes

Why yes, I am working on my mistakes. The next one will be HUGE

When you go to the gay bar in (and I cannot stress this enough) *Ft Wayne, IN* and the vibes are FANTASTIC and the place is BUMPIN. Excellent evening seeing Dear Evan Hansen with a friend and going out. Sometimes I think things might actually be worth it.

Flex dog! 💪😈

Nothing like an 8" sound threatening to electrocute you from the inside out to make a puppy obedient ⚡⚡⚡

Nothing better than feeling a big knot work your hole over and over again Toy: Bael from @twistedbeast.bsky.social

See something you like?

Ok ok my DMs are open if this is you I’m looking for the short fag that works at the boystown Walgreens with the gauges. You’re really hot and I wanna hang out. I’m pretty sure I saw him on here one time and I can’t find him again About me: tall red-haired twink with lupus and am on too many meds

It really one one gay mfer from Indiana that was holding all the planes up in the sky huh Pete Buttigieg please save us

What do drones dream of? #drone #toy #Smitizen #latex #rubber 📸: @psynapse.gay 🔦: @cyberius.dog

Some CRT DEI woke mfer came into my house and pissed my bed last night (it’s me)

Sitting in class shaking my leg and I realize my name tag is clinking against the lock on my collar 😬

I tell you what I just dug a full 1 year old cart out of the bottom of a drawer and thought “I’ll just see if it works.” It tastes like I’m going to get popcorn lung. Still gets you high. 4/10.

Happy #BDF to those who celebrate. Octavius is joining me for my morning pamp check today 😁 #abdl

Do you think Tim Cook has a full-time live-in rubber sex dog? Do you think he needs one? Asking for a friend

Just because the government or anyone else says it is ok to not be nice to nonbinary and trans people does not mean that I personally will not fuck you up right here right now

BREAKING NEWS: @puptorx.bsky.social is refusing to make me a lava cake from Costco even tho I’m the one with the Costco membership someone please save me