There is no greater threat on Chicago city streets than a black Nissan Altima with temporary tags

I've said it before but it bears repeating: Men are soooo.....😡🤬👊🏽💢🖕👎🏽 .....but also... MEN🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠😩🍆💦😭😭🥺🥺👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color ⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

I think it’s funny that based off my posts you’d think most of my sex is abdl but it’s actually a very small percentage of my sexual activity it’s just the only part that has photos lol I’m very bad at stopping what I’m doing to take a photo or video haha

Someone please explain why the Meshtastic network in Chicago is just pups and furries

I, uhhhh, heard it was big diaper Friday around these parts

I made him cum 12 times. I deserve a little piddle in the plufl.

When he won’t let you pee in the plufl 🤬😤

Part of being my friend is that I’m going to scold you at some point about not using SPF 35 moisturizer every day

Yall need to keep a better eye on me at the bar smh

Did not have “ex boyfriend sends me pics of him watching porn of me” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

Early morning Amtrak up to Chicago this morning with my buddy and we got upgraded to a roomette

When @trikoot.net came to visit last year we hung him from the ceiling in the sleepsack and left him to simmer with the estim until he made a mess 😊 @rumstirubber with the assistance 🫡 A huge part of this was cut out, I might upload the 25 minute video later to telegram.

Just getting ready for class. Nothing to see here.

Gotta stay protected, even when you're at the gym! Plus the soaked diaper adds some extra weight to the workouts 😘

That fact that I have to be a big strong adult doggo when I was born to stare at spirals, cuddle in the dog bed, and get fucked is fucking criminal honesty

I hate when I land at Ohare at 5:30pm and all the Ubers to Lakeview are $60 and I have to make the socially responsible choice of taking the blue line to Belmont and riding the 77 over like……I’ll do it but I’m not gonna be happy about it

Driving the rental car with my mom and listen to my upbeat mix on Spotify and a song comes on and I think “I’ve definitely had sex to this song at jackhammer”

If we’re mutuals there’s a high chance I’ve jerked off to your pics and I just want you to know that

Not much just 2 🌭🌭

Matching socks sex with @pupespy.bsky.social 😉

Man I should start a private school the way they’re calling me headmaster

Thinkin about last night when Daddy had me tied up and paci-gagged and was fucking me with a big horse dildo and when I started to squirm n whine from how big it was he just held my hips down and went “Oh, shush.” like I was being overdramatic -3-

Can I help you? 😜 #rubberpup

Not much just 2 🌭🌭

Two pups chillin so hard you could say we’re freezin ➡️ @caferacer5.bsky.social

New life goal: get a PhD and write research so good and relevant to my field that my old coworkers have to cite my work. I want them to have to type my name out in that citation.

Horribly horny and require railing immediately

My old tail was too small so I grabbed another one last week. Yeah this one fills me up nicely 🥴

Really into when boys start barking unprovoked during sex. Very good boy behavior

The "you're so mature for your age!" to "diapered 24/7" pipeline

Seeking an under desk assistant while I write about the governance structure of WMATA

Rheumatology appointment this morning so it’s plain white pamp for today #abdl

My straight classmate: “why are you walking so fast???” Me: “because I’m gay obviously” He had never heard of this before and was absolutely confused lol

Heyooooo a bitch got her graduate appointment upped to 50% FTE!!! We love stable income!!

“I heard that Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shania law and force men to get transgender surgery in the recently closed Claire’s. Man? I feel like a woman.” -me after I hit the pen for the 10th time in 5 mins

I let the limoncello drive the evening and downloaded Grindr. Choices.

“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight” The double date in question:

Driving in Chicago in the rain is such an experience. How many lanes is this road? However many you think there should be. Is this a turn lane or opposing traffic? Who knows. All you need to know is don’t hit anyone or anything

When you hand your card to the cashier and it is coated in lube from wearing rubber the night before lol

Why do Chicago drivers INSIST on using their high beams 24/7

Hey mutuals, I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you

Another day another change in the Sky Club vape room

Yo if you’re the snake furry I met at MIR that’s building his own 3D printed chainmail-esque scale suit thing please respond so I can follow your progress I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow

When dad is at work and I finish my exam early #abdl

awaiting programming 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #MIR29 @mirubber.bsky.social

real

Getting grabbed by the antlers melts my brain 🫠 🔝: @pupespy.bsky.social