We Love to Fly and It Shows 🛫⛅️

Yall……please stop letting me order fireball shots at jackhammer. It’s becoming a trend and a problem.

...why the fuck do i have two copies of outlook? 📸 @shinybetamax.bsky.social

Feel free to sexualize my incontinence as much as you want. I do it all the time. It makes it more fun knowing people get horny about my inability to potty train. Instead of feeling disabled, I feel sexy. I can't explain how empowering that is.

So uhhhhhh about finishing potty training yesterday….. Maybe I was fibbing a little. Idk I can’t read the paper.

I’m happy to announce that as of today, I’ve officially finished potty training and am going back to undies!

🎶 We got that Airbnb out in Joshua Tree, with a Polaroid photo of you going down on me 🎶

I’ve had a few people ask so, yes, this is the bit I posted about being in too deep on No I don’t regret it

I’m high on my own power right now

Honestly. Society is the prison. #sublife

“I need you to give me head lessons” - @pupkodak.bsky.social

Golden hour ☀️ & white wine 🍷

🎶 We got that Airbnb out in Joshua Tree, with a Polaroid photo of you going down on me 🎶

Marked by @cobymsp.bsky.social

❄️ Chicago winter ➡️ desert sun ☀️

It really was one gay man from South Bend, IN keeping all the planes safe in the sky wasn’t it

My dedication to the bit goes beyond reasonable limits. Currently working on a single bit whose cost now exceeds like $1000. At least some of it I can get multiple bits out of it ya know. (It’s not worth it) ((It’s gonna be so good))

applications have been opened for garden water features 💦🌹

Train tism? Sorry honey I’ve got the Transportation Tuberculosis; it consumes me Why stop at trains? Planes are cool too! And let’s not forget EVs. And getting drunk on a boat beats dry land any day. Basically if it moves I’m in.

How much of iOS is just vibe coded at this point

fuck it. let the intrusive thoughts win.

Average Amex transactions for a day

Fuck you @chicagocta.bsky.social I am officially a CTA hater after the past 5 days. You’ve stranded me across town 3 separate times and also made me miss a doctor appointment today. I’d say go straight to fucking hell but because it’s you assholes that requires a transfer

I regularly consider blocking @shinybetamax.bsky.social for financial reasons. This hoe and I spend money every time we get on FaceTime and I cannot sustain this. Last night I called to complain about being sick and then we booked flights to Las Vegas for my birthday? Someone step in and help us

🎶 This is for all my puppies who don’t get hyped enough (hey, puppies) If you’ve been done wrong, then this your song, so turn it up 🎶

I refuse to whore myself out to any corporation… Except delta airlines. They can hit it for free any day

Just called the side of the bed I don’t sleep on the “passenger side” Get in bitch we’re going for a ride

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color ⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

There is no greater threat on Chicago city streets than a black Nissan Altima with temporary tags

I've said it before but it bears repeating: Men are soooo.....😡🤬👊🏽💢🖕👎🏽 .....but also... MEN🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠😩🍆💦😭😭🥺🥺👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color ⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

I think it’s funny that based off my posts you’d think most of my sex is abdl but it’s actually a very small percentage of my sexual activity it’s just the only part that has photos lol I’m very bad at stopping what I’m doing to take a photo or video haha

Someone please explain why the Meshtastic network in Chicago is just pups and furries

I, uhhhh, heard it was big diaper Friday around these parts

I made him cum 12 times. I deserve a little piddle in the plufl.

When he won’t let you pee in the plufl 🤬😤

Part of being my friend is that I’m going to scold you at some point about not using SPF 35 moisturizer every day

Yall need to keep a better eye on me at the bar smh

Did not have “ex boyfriend sends me pics of him watching porn of me” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

Early morning Amtrak up to Chicago this morning with my buddy and we got upgraded to a roomette

When @trikoot.net came to visit last year we hung him from the ceiling in the sleepsack and left him to simmer with the estim until he made a mess 😊 @rumstirubber with the assistance 🫡 A huge part of this was cut out, I might upload the 25 minute video later to telegram.

Just getting ready for class. Nothing to see here.

Gotta stay protected, even when you're at the gym! Plus the soaked diaper adds some extra weight to the workouts 😘

That fact that I have to be a big strong adult doggo when I was born to stare at spirals, cuddle in the dog bed, and get fucked is fucking criminal honesty

I hate when I land at Ohare at 5:30pm and all the Ubers to Lakeview are $60 and I have to make the socially responsible choice of taking the blue line to Belmont and riding the 77 over like……I’ll do it but I’m not gonna be happy about it

Driving the rental car with my mom and listen to my upbeat mix on Spotify and a song comes on and I think “I’ve definitely had sex to this song at jackhammer”

If we’re mutuals there’s a high chance I’ve jerked off to your pics and I just want you to know that

Not much just 2 🌭🌭